Mr. Burns falls in love with a police officer who used to date town criminal, Snake Jailbird.

!! Tropes:

* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: And somehow, she chose Snake over Burns.
* InMemoriam: This episode is dedicated to Music/GeorgeHarrison, who appeared as himself in "Homer's Barbershop Quartet".
* PistolWhip: Snake threatens to do this to Homer, [[LiteralMinded but Homer assumes that it's eating whipped cream]] [[JugglingLoadedGuns with a pistol]].