Thanks to Homer's temporary job as a Chinese fortune cookie writer, Mr. Burns falls in love with a police officer (voiced by JuliaLouisDreyfus) who used to date town criminal, Snake Jailbird.

!! Tropes:

* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: And somehow, she chose Snake over Burns.
* InMemoriam: This episode is dedicated to Music/GeorgeHarrison, who appeared as himself in [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS5E1HomersBarbershopQuartet "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"]].
* LetsSeeYOUDoBetter: Homer is challenged to do so after criticizing the fortunes his family reads at a Chinese restaurant.
* PistolWhip: Snake threatens to do this to Homer, [[LiteralMinded but Homer assumes that it's eating whipped cream]] [[JugglingLoadedGuns with a pistol]].