Grampa dates an old woman who only likes him because he has a driver's license.

!! Tropes (YMMV tropes can be found [[YMMV/TheSimpsonsS13E13TheOldManAndTheKey here]]):
* ArmorPiercingSlap: Abe gives Zelda one after meeting up with her again in Branson.
* BaitAndSwitch: One would expect that Abe would drive all the way to Branson to get back Zelda's love. When the finally reunite, Abe tells Zelda that he hates her, and calls her a "hoochie".
* BorrowedCatchphrase: Abe uses "Woohoo!" multiple times in this episode.
* CallBack: Bart had previously visited Branson as part of his, Milhouse's, Martin's, and Nelson's road trip to the Knoxville World's Fair in Season 7's "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS7E20BartOnTheRoad Bart on the Road]]."
* EnmityWithAnObject: For his license, Abe chooses a newspaper photo of him with the headline "Old Man Yells at Cloud". He then shows the license to the same cloud and says "How do you like that?"
* GoldDigger: Zelda
* HumiliationConga: Abe publicly calls out on Zelda for only liking him for his license, and dumping him when Homer bans him from driving. He even gets the crowd to chant "Hoochie, Hoochie" to further twist the knife.
* InexplicablyIdenticalIndividuals: In Bronson, Missouri, everyone looks and talks like Creator/CharlesBronson.
* JustTheIntroductionToTheOpposites: Abe acts like a wild teenager while Homer acts as the stern father.
-->'''Homer:''' He has to learn the way my dad made me learn.
-->'''Marge:''' He ''is'' your dad!
-->'''Homer:''' ''(beat)'' Cosmic.
* PuffOfLogic: Abe finds Tennessee Ernie Ford backstage and informs him that he's dead. When he shows Ford his own obituary, Ford suddenly crumbles into dust.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "[[FullNameBasis Abraham J. Simpson]], you are ''never! Driving! Again! EVER!''
** And for added effect, [[StaggeredZoom the camera cuts closer to Homer's pith with each punctuation]].
* {{Revenge}}: This is Abe's motivation for following Zelda to Branson.
* RoadTripPlot: The third act has Abe and Bart drive thousands of miles to Branson to follow Zelda because Abe hates her, and wants to publicly humiliate her for being a hoochie.
* ShoutOut:
** One to ''Series/TheMunsters'', and at the end credits, ''Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies''.
** The death race between Abe's friends and the Souvenir Jackitos spoofs the race in ''Film/RebelWithoutACause'', while their confrontation at the Kwik-E-Mart is from ''Theater/WestSideStory''.
* TheVoiceless: Gloria, Snake's girlfriend, doesn't speak this time due to Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus' absence.

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