Homer gets into the Internet by becoming an online gossip columnist-cum-conspiracy theorist, whose stories land him on a bizarre island for people who know too much (and is modeled after the one from the TV show ''Series/ThePrisoner'').

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* FakeCrossover: Patrick [=McGoohan=] guest stars, reprising his role as [[Series/ThePrisoner Number 6]]. Apparently the reason why he was imprisoned was due to [[spoiler:inventing a bottomless peanut bag]].
* SkewedPriorities: [[BigEater Homer]] believed stale bagels to be more important than Krusty's involuntary manslaughter cases.
* YouAreNumberSix: Provides the page image. Homer rubs it in Number 6's face when he's named Number 5.