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[[caption-width-right:350:"Look, you can drug me all you want, but my family won't rest till they find my drug-bloated corpse."]]
Homer gets into the Internet by becoming an online gossip columnist-cum-conspiracy theorist, whose stories land him on a bizarre island for people who know too much (and is modeled after the one from the TV show ''Series/ThePrisoner'').

!!Tropes:

* BlackComedy: Ned, reading Homer's website, is happy to hear he was right about flu shots being mind-control serums. He then asks a bedridden, sickly Rod and Todd if they're happy he didn't get them vaccinated. The two shiver and agree, and then Todd says, [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E14AloneAgainNaturaDiddily "Mommy?"]] On the commentary, the writers wondered if they went too far with that gag.
* CassandraTruth: [[InvertedTrope Homer's flu vaccination "rumor"]][[note]]that flu shots contain mind control serum[[/note]], which he [[AssPull made up]], turns out to be true.
* CallBack: Homer somehow [[https://frinkiac.com/img/S12E06/1210126.jpg drove a boat up to his driveway]], just like [[https://frinkiac.com/img/S11E14/999360.jpg what Ned Flanders did]] back in "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS11E14AloneAgainNaturaDiddily Alone Again, Natura-Diddly]]".
* DumbassHasAPoint: Number 2 explains that they use flu vaccinations right before Christmas to mind control people into a frenzy of shopping. Homer calls this needlessly complicated.
* EpicFail: Rover is about to get Homer, but he pops it with a fork.
-->'''Number Two:''' Why did you think a big balloon would stop him?\\
'''Lady Scientist:''' Shut up! That's why.
* FakeCrossover: Patrick [=McGoohan=] guest stars, reprising his role as [[Series/ThePrisoner Number 6]]. Apparently the reason why he was imprisoned was due to inventing a bottomless peanut bag.
* GainaxEnding: The whole Simpsons family end up on The Island.
-->'''Marge''': [[GildedCage You know, once you get used to the druggings, this isn't such a bad place.]]
* HonestJohnsDealership: Homer buys a computer from a place called "Honest John's Computers".
* NoodleIncident: Bart once got suspended from school because he had a knife in his locker.
* SkewedPriorities: [[BigEater Homer]] believed stale bagels to be more important than Krusty's involuntary manslaughter cases.
* SpitTake: [[ParodiedTrope Parodied.]] Upon seeing how much Homer's new computer costs, he drinks some coffee and spits it.
* StrangeSyntaxSpeaker: Homer's decoy clone starts talking like [[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]] for some reason.
-->[[PreAsskickingOneLiner That arranged can be!]]
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: As Homer exclaims how excited he is to make his webpage while ignoring the copyright issues he may run into, a saddened Bart narrates about his day at school and how he took a swing at a cop for feeling angry. Homer and Lisa both ignore him.
* YouAreNumberSix: Homer rubs it in Number 6's face when he's named Number 5.