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'''Original air date:''' 11/12/2000

'''Production code:''' BABF-17

The Simpsons visit the annual book festival, where Krusty is in attendance to sign copies for his new book (ghostwritten by John Updike), only for a young girl named Sophie (voiced by Creator/DrewBarrymore) to approach him and reveal herself to be the daughter he's never met. Completely unfamiliar with fatherhood, Krusty asks Homer for assistance with bonding with his daughter, but the relationship hits a snag when he bets Sophie's beloved violin in a high-stakes poker game with Fat Tony. To gain Sophie's forgiveness, Krusty and Homer risk their lives to break into Fat Tony's mansion to retrieve the instrument.

!! This episode provides examples of:

* AgelessBirthdayEpisode:
-->'''Homer:''' Hey, pretend it's your birthday.\\
'''Lisa:''' It ''is'' my birthday!
* AllThereInTheManual: According to ''The Krusty Book'' (part of the Simpsons Library of Wisdom), Sophie's mother's name is Erin (and her car is supposed to be a Chevy Impala).
* [[AsHimself As Themselves]]: Creator/StephenKing, Creator/AmyTan and Creator/JohnUpdike.
* BackhandedApology: A closing gag has Homer being chased by the mafia mob. He then screams that he's sorry, causing them to stop and decide to leave him be. He then invokes this trope and the chase resumes.
* BaitAndSwitch: Marge gets talking with Stephen King at the book fair, who tells her he's taking a break from writing horror to write a biography about Creator/BenjaminFranklin, at which point his book pitch makes it sound like one of his usual creepy works (complete with DramaticThunder)...at which point Marge asks him to drop her a line when he gets back to writing horror, which King cheerfully promises to do.
-->'''Marge''': So, Mr. King, what tale of horror and the macabre are you working on now?\\
'''Stephen King:''' Oh, I don't feel like writing horror right now.\\
'''Marge:''' Oh, that's too bad.\\
'''King:''' I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He's a fascinating man. He discovered electricity, ''(menacingly, as dark clouds gather)'' and [[MadScientist used it to torture small animals and green mountain men]]! And that key he tied to the end of a kite? ''([[DramaticThunder thunderclap]])'' [[EvilIsHammy IT OPENED THE GATES OF HELL]]!\\
'''Marge:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Well, let me know when you get back to horror]].\\
'''King:''' ''(cheerfully)'' [[PetTheDog Will do]]! ''(Writes a note: Call Marge, Re: horror)''
* BigWhat: Krusty's response after Sophie tells him that she is, in fact, his daughter.
* BorrowedCatchphrase: Homer and Krusty look through the violin cases for Sophie's violin, only to find machine guns instead. After the traditional usage from Homer, Krusty exclaims, "D'oh!"
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Sophie's description of her mother: "Chestnut brown hair, kind of shy, thirty-two confirmed kills."
* CelebrityParadox: In Season 6's "A Star is Burns", a group of tourists asked Moe if he was Creator/DrewBarrymore who guest stars in this episode.
* DisappearedDad: Sophie went at least her first eight years without knowing her father.
* DontExplainTheJoke: Amy Tan’s cameo is essentially (and hilariously) this. Lisa goes up and gushes about ''Literature/TheJoyLuckClub'', and how it showed her the strength of the mother daughter bond, Tan shuts her down, calling her out and saying she couldn’t have gotten it more wrong, and for her to just sit down, as she has embarrassed both of them. The joke is twofold: One, that’s EXACTLY what ''The Joy Luck Club'' is about, and Two: Amy is overly critical of Lisa for no reason, another major theme of the book.
* EveryoneHasStandards:
** Homer's tasteless joke about the deceased Maude Flanders "playing the field with all those guys" in heaven did not go so well with his family during his prayer. Even [[http://i.imgur.com/DFs5Y.png Bart]] was mortified.
** The soldiers did not appreciate Krusty's joke about UsefulNotes/SaddamHussein accusing him of "fanning the flames of hatred", despite the fact that they were in a war against Saddam Hussein.
* ForgottenBirthday: When Homer determines to make it up to Lisa for blowing up her room and asks her to pretend it's her birthday, Lisa tells him it ''is'' her birthday. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He thinks she's getting in the spirit]].
* GoKartingWithBowser: Homer, Krusty, and Moe have no problems playing poker with Snake and Fat Tony despite both men having attempted to kill Homer and one of the other two on multiple previous occasions.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Krusty tries to wage his car's stereo but his own anti-burglary system prevents him from removing it from the car.
* ImagineSpot: Krusty imagines his four aces singing to him and urging him to bet Sophie's violin in the poker game after he goes out to his car: "Do it, do it, do it, do it! [[TemptingFate She'll never know]]!"
* LiteralMetaphor: When Homer asks Marge if he may play Devil's Advocate, he means [[BaitAndSwitch a pinball game with that name]].
* LogoJoke: This was one of the episodes that repeated characters' lines for the Gracie Films logo.
-->'''John Updike:''' *laugh*
-->'''Krusty:''' Shut up, Updike!
* LukeYouAreMyFather: Sophie reveals she is Krusty's daughter to him in her first scene with him. Naturally he doesn't believe her until she reminds him of what her mother looks like.
* MassOhCrap: The US Army upon seeing the missile meant to kill Saddam blow up an airdrop of Duff Beer.
* MyCountryTisOfTheeThatISting: When Homer asks Marge if she wants something done right or fast, she says that, like all Americans, she wants fast.
* OneTrackMindedArtist: It's revealed that, during the Gulf War, Krusty prevented a soldier's attempted assassination of Saddam Hussein to keep his act fresh. Years later, when Krusty meets the daughter they illegitimately conceived, he finds her apartment full of paintings depicting clowns getting murdered.
* NoodleIncident: It appears that Marge has met Stephen King before, and he intends to call her specifically when he returns to writing horror.
* ParodiesForDummies: At the Festival of Books, there's an entire "Books for Dummies" section, with books like "Eating Sandwiches for Dummies", "Cow Tipping for Dummies", and "Animation for Dummies". There's even a "...for Dummies" book for ''Literature/MobyDick'', with opens with the words, "Call me Ishmael, dummy." Bart meets the fictitious author of the books and asks how he wrote all of them. The author responds, "D-uh, I dunno. Me got to go to bank, now."
* SkewedPriorities: Krusty stops Saddam's assasination just because he'd have to come up with new material for his upcoming shows if he was killed.
* ShoutOut:
** The episode's name is a {{pun}} on Music/InsaneClownPosse.
** The Simpsons watch ''Series/DawsonsCreek'' with special guest star Bumblebee Man.
* SpecialGuest: Besides the above mentioned authors, Creator/DrewBarrymore as Sophie and Creator/JayMohr as Creator/ChristopherWalken.
* StealthPun: At the mobsters' meeting, Fat Tony proposes that their website be named "crime.org." "Org" is short for organization. [[DontExplainTheJoke As in organized crime.]]
* SureLetsGoWithThat: When Krusty recovers Sophie's violin, she finds thousands of dollars within the case and thinks he gave her the money. He plays along with her assumption.
* TemptingFate: After Homer and Bart blow up Lisa's room, she comments they didn't do it to Maggie's. Another explosion is then heard.
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: In the flashback, Krusty's one-night-stand was going to assassinate Saddam Hussein with an [=RPG=] instead of a sniper rifle.
* TooDumbToLive:
** When the mobsters chasing Homer decide to stop, he provokes them again.
** Frankie the Squealer can't keep his mouth shut even under threat.
** Johnny Tightlips won't tell where a bullet hit him.
* WomanScorned: Its clear that Sophie's mother never moved on from Krusty ruining her attempt to assassinate Saddam Hussein. In the present, she's a deepy embittered, chainsmoking alcoholic who collects paintings of clowns being tortured in order to vent her anger.
* WorldsSmallestViolin: When Krusty begs for his daughter's violin back after losing it in a poker game, Fat Tony does this, then realizes he can now do it for real. And he's [[HiddenDepths quite good at it]]!
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