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Homer becomes a food critic for the local newspaper following the retirement of the old one. But after showering every meal with praise, his fellow critics peer pressure him into becoming a CausticCritic, which quickly causes the local restauranteurs to plot his murder.

!!Tropes:

* BigEater: Homer enjoys working as a food critic because he's getting paid to eat.
* BigFun: Invoked briefly. Homer's fantastic reviews lead to a lot of citizens gaining weight, to which a now heavyset Mr. Burns claims he's "never felt jollier" until his shins break from the extra weight. He's later seen among the mob that delivers Homer's comeuppance at the end.
* BigNo: Homer's reaction when Lisa claims the poisoned eclair is low fat.
* BrainBleach: When the Sea Captain and Akira discuss Homer's pants being unfastened:
-->'''Sea Captain:''' I'm surprised he doesn't give it up and go for sweatpants.\\
'''Akira:''' He says the crotch wears out too fast.\\
'''Sea Captain:''' Yar! That's going to replace [[Literature/MobyDick the whale in my nightmares]].
* CausticCritic:
** Homer becomes one about halfway through, causing local restaurants to lose so much business that their owners conspire to have him killed.
** The critic that ''Homer'' is replacing was not exactly a nice one either: she gives a caustic criticism ''to the food of her farewell party'' (and the editor snarks about how this attitude made him divorce her).
* CensoredForComedy: Homer's cursing while driving behind an ambulance. The words that got bleeped out weren't the kind of curse words that warrant a bleeping on TV.
* ConstrainedWriting:
** When Homer becomes a food critic, he writes a review without using the letter E. That's because the E key on his typewriter is broken. "By Homer-no-Earl-no-''Bill'' Simpson!"
** [[FridgeLogic And yet somehow he manages to write "screw Flanders" repeatedly]] (unless he spelled it out as "Scru Flandurs" or "Scroo Flandoors")
* ConvenientlyTimedDistraction: After the French chef is arrested for trying to kill Homer and he's handcuffed, Chief Wiggum suggests to Eddie and Lou that they go get some Belgium waffles but Lou would rather have frittatas. While Wiggum and Eddie laughs at Lou for his frittata obsession, the French chef uncuffs himself and escapes [[PoliceAreUseless with none of them noticing that he's gone despite the fact that he was standing between Eddie and Lou.]]
* EpicFail: Krusty's disastrous dinner theatre role has him dubbed, according to the newspaper article, the "Worst [[Theatre/KingLear King Lear]] in '''400 years.'''"
* EvilLaugh: Akira and the Sea Captain share one at the prospect of moving Homer "off the food page and into the obituaries". We than pan out to see Bart laughing along with them, until he remembers what they're laughing about.
-->"Wait a minute. They're gonna kill dad!"
* ExtremeOmnivore: Before becoming a CausticCritic, the only bad review Homer gave was to a slice of pizza he found under the couch, and only then he claims it lost points simply because he found a Hot Wheels toy on it. Even one of the critics balks at the idea of him dying from too much chocolate, citing "I've seen this man eat a bowl of change!"
* FateWorseThanDeath: Homer shrugs when told the eclair would kill him and still plans to eat it, but throws it away in horror when told it's low fat.
* FoodPorn: The assassin's description of the eclair.
-->'''Assassin:''' This eclair is over one million calories. Twenty-five pounds of butter per square inch. Covered with chocolate so dark, ''(the chefs start drooling)'' light cannot escape its surface! ''(They grab for the picture and he smacks their hands away)'' No, no, no! This is just a picture!
* FourPointScale: In-universe; initially Homer gives ''everything'' a good review, simply because he loves food so much. Even when he becomes a CausticCritic, his rating of Marge's pork chops is the lowest he ever gave: seven thumbs up.
* FrenchJerk: As the French assassin prepares the poisoned eclair meant for Homer, but Ned Flanders notices it first.
-->'''Ned:''' Oh, that looks scrum-diddley-doodley...
-->'''Assassin:''' Get lost!
-->'''Ned:''' (''taken aback'') A rude Frenchman! Why, I never... (''walks away'')
* HypocriticalHumor: Mr. Burns, [[MeanBoss of]] [[FauxAffablyEvil all]] [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior people]], gives an employee (or what he thinks is an employee) a promotion [[DisproportionateReward just for being in a good mood]].
* InsaneTrollLogic: After the newspaper tour guide mentions how Johnny Newspaperseed spread newspapers throughout the country:
--> '''Homer''': If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
* ItsTheSameSoItSucks: Invoked with the farm equipment critic:
--> '''Critic''': We see John Deere has come out with this year's line of rototillers. Surprise, surprise, they're green! I say it's time to send John Deere a "Dear John".
* JapanesePoliteness: Akira thinks banning Homer from the town's restaurants would be impolite. "[[AffablyEvil I say we kill him.]]"
* KarmaHoudini:
** Discussed, lampshaded, and ultimately averted when Homer tempts fate at the end saying he'll never receive his comeuppance, only for LaserGuidedKarma to happen during the credits as Homer is beaten up by an angry mob of everyone he pissed off in this episode.
** In an alternate ending seen only on the season 11 DVD, he actually ''does'' become one, as he and Lisa walk off from the festival with him suffering no consequences.
** Played straight by the other critics that tell Homer to be mean, who are part of the aforementioned mob.
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: When Homer pans Luigi's food to his face, one of the chefs storms out with a knife, slashing Homer. Homer quips "I hope you cut me better than your green beans", but casually concedes when he realizes the chef did cut off part of his ear.
** After gaining a bunch of weight from all the good food reviews, Mr. Burns' shins collapse and break under the pressure. He only non-chalantly expresses this [[NoodleIncident happening again]] and waddles away.
* TheNoseKnows: Homer can tell that a cake says "so long and best wishes" from it's smell.
-->'''Nelson''': Your old man has an awesome nose.
-->'''Bart''': That's nothing, he can ''hear'' pudding.
* ShowerOfAngst: Homer after he was rejected the first time ([[MadnessMantra "Still not clean..."]]).
* ShoutOut: Homer's "I Like Pizza" song is in the style of [[Theatre/WestSideStory "I Feel Pretty"]].
* SureLetsGoWithThat: Homer's first review was written with a typewriter that didn't have a working "E". When the editor dismissed it as a joke, Homer decided it was indeed a joke.
* TakeThat: Homer rips up a script of ''Film/TheCableGuy'' saying how it almost ruined Creator/JimCarrey's career.
* TemporaryBulkChange: Homer's rave reviews of just about everything cause a small surge of weight gain in the Springfield community.
* WeirdnessMagnet: Homer, as Marge puts it:
--> Only your father could get a part-time job at a small town newspaper and wind up the target of international assassins.
* YouKeepUsingThatWord: When Homer defends his new caustic style, he says "My palate has grown more sophisticated.", to which Marge asks "Oh, yeah? What's a palate?" Homer can't answer, thinking it means a special time in a boy's life, so he runs away, grabbing some more food as he does.