After Homer saves MarkHamill and Mayor Quimby from a nerd riot at the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, Mayor Quimby fires his usual bodyguards (who didn't save him because they were outside cloud-gazing) and makes Homer his new protector, but when Homer finds out that Mayor Quimby has mob ties and uncovers a plan to sell rat's milk to the public schools, Homer begins fearing for his life -- and the Mayor's.
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!!This episode contains examples of:

* ActingForTwo: Creator/MarkHamill plays [[AsHimself himself]] and bodyguard instructor Leavelle.
* AdamWesting: Creator/MarkHamill.
* BigNo: {{Discussed}} at bodyguard school.
-->'''Leavelle:''' Okay, listen up. My goal is to assassinate that watermelon. Your job is to take the bullet. Go! (''Homer runs'') Go, go, go! (''imitating gun'') Pow!
-->'''Homer:''' (''monotonously'') Nooo...
-->'''Leavelle:''' Well, your dive wasn't bad, but I just didn't believe your "Noooooooo!!". You gotta sell it! Remember, your "Noooooooo!!" is what gets you your next job. Now drop and give me twenty!
-->'''Homer:''' Noooooooo!!
-->'''Leavelle:''' Better!
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: When Homer reveals that Fat Tony is selling [[{{Squick}} rat milk]] to Springfield Elementary.
-->'''Mayor Quimby:''' Rat?! You promised me dog or higher!
* CorruptPolitician: When Quimby claims the mayor's office is not for sale, everyone just starts laughing at him.
* DrillSergeantNasty: Leavelle.
* FatSweatySouthernerInAWhiteSuit: Leavelle.
* HollywoodToneDeaf: At the bodyguard school graduation, Leavelle sings them off with the theme from ''Film/TheBodyguard'' ("I Will Always Love You").
* ImprovisedWeapon: As Homer fights Fat Tony's gangsters.
-->'''Mark Hamill:''' (''strained'') Homer, use the for...
-->'''Homer:''' The Force?
-->'''Mark:''' The '''forks'''! Use the forks!
* NewJobEpisode
* NoodleIncident: How Legs got his nickname. It apparently had something to do with Joseph Kennedy.
* OhCrap: "RATS! THEY'RE MILKING RATS!"
* ProductionForeshadowing: At Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, Uter is shown wearing a ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' t-shirt three months before ''Futurama'' actually premiered.
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: Bodyguard instructor Leavelle told his students they're not suited to be bodyguards but they pass because their checks have been cashed in.
* ShoutOut: To StarWars. See ImprovisedWeapon above.
** One of the signs at the convention is for ''Roswell'' of Creator/BongoComics.
* TruthInTelevision: Hamill says of the lightsabers, "Y'know, Creator/GeorgeLucas makes me pay for these." On the DVDCommentary, he claims there's some truth to that.