During an Easter mass, Reverend Lovejoy finds a chocolate bunny in the collection plate. Since no one in the congregation confesses to doing so (though it's implied that Homer did it), he punishes them with a thorough reading of the entire Bible, prompting four Simpsonized takes on popular Biblical tales: Homer and Marge are Adam and Eve (with Flanders as God and Snake as [what else?] the snake that tempts Eve into partaking of the forbidden fruit), Milhouse as Moses leading Egyptian slave children to the Promised Land, Homer as King Solomon presiding over a dispute about a pie, and Bart as David out to defeat Goliath Nelson.
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* BringMyBrownPants:
-->'''Marge''': It's the Apocalypse! Bart, are you wearing clean underwear?
-->'''Bart''': Not anymore.
* {{CallBack}}: Homer lamenting not using his pizza coupons may be a reference to the pizza coupons he got on "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday" (the ones to Doughy's Pizza, which Lisa said made terrible pizza).
* CaughtUpInTheRapture
* OhCrap: Moses and Egyptlisa when they see they put a trap in their prison in motion.
* SexySecretary: Krabappelpatra is Pharaoh's (Skinner) secretary, sculpting "bird, bird, bird, pyramid, bird" on stone table. She sits in a very sexy pose and has Egyptian eye lines.
* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: A ThreeShorts Easter episode featuring Biblical story parodies and featuring a non-canon ending (the Simpsons going to Hell while the Flanderses ascend into Heaven. Though Lisa had a chance to go to Heaven, only [[{{Jerkass}} for Homer to pull her down]]).
* TrainingMontage: King David (Bart) trains for a fight, action-hero style. He is helped by Ralph's sheep after he was defeated by Goliath II.
* UnexplainedRecovery: Ralph's death was offscreen, but his marked grave spelled it out. He later showed up and was okay.
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