'''Release:''' September 1, 2008

'''Film:''' ''TomAndJerryTheMovie'' (1992)

!!This review contains examples of:
* AlasPoorYorick: Critic does an "Alas, poor Tom and Jerry" speech.
* AntiquatedLinguistics: {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d during the "Alas, poor Tom and Jerry" speech:
-->'''Critic:''' My gorge rims at it, whatever the hell that means.
* BigShutUp: To Captain Kiddie and Squawks's song.
* BreadEggsBreadedEggs:
--> '''Critic''': It sucks ASS! It sucks BALLS! It sucks ASSBALLS!
* MindScrew: "Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME TO THE MINDFUCK!"
* MoneyDearBoy:
--> '''Lickboot:''' We've ''got'' to have... [[LargeHam moneeeeeyyy]].\\
'''Critic:''' Sounds like the producers of this film.
* ShootTheDog: Critic kills Puggsy this way.
* ShoutOut
** In response to Tom and Jerry singing about being friends, Critic says that they're "dead" and proceeds to do a parody of the "AlasPoorYorick" soliloquy from ''{{Theatre/Hamlet}}'', scored with the theme from Kenneth Branagh's film adaptation.
** Critic compared Ferdinand's voice to that of [[TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]].
* SophisticatedAsHell: At the end of Critic's dramatic speech, he pauses for a moment before saying "Shitfuckers".
* SpitTake: Deliberately set up with watermelon and sangria.
* YourHeadASplode: The Critic shoots Puggsy's, Captain Kiddie's, and Squawks's heads off.