'''Release:''' September 1, 2008

'''Film:''' ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerryTheMovie'' (1992)

!!This review contains examples of:
* AlasPoorYorick: Critic does an "Alas, poor Tom and Jerry" speech using a Tom and Jerry DVD.
* AntiquatedLinguistics: {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d during the "Alas, poor Tom and Jerry" speech:
-->'''Critic:''' My gorge rims at it, whatever the hell that means.
* BigShutUp: To Captain Kiddie and Squawks's song.
* BoomHeadshot: The Critic shoots Puggsy's, Captain Kiddie's, and Squawks's heads off.
* BreadEggsBreadedEggs:
--> '''Critic''': It sucks ASS! It sucks BALLS! It sucks ASSBALLS!
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: When the third song of the movie is about to start, the Critic shouts " I'll do your taxes, I'll shave your back, I'll prostitute myself for money, just please, not another one!"
* CameraAbuse: In the deliberately set up spit take (below), a piece of watermelon hits the lens and slowly slides off. This was apparently an accident according to the commentary.
* IncrediblyLamePun: When Tom and Jerry are rafting down a sewer.
-->'''Critic:''' Look, it's ''Tom'' [[Literature/TheAdventuresOfTomSawyer Sawyer]] and [[Literature/AdventuresOfHuckleberryFinn Huckle]] ''Jerry'' Finn. Heheh... I've been watching this movie too long.
* MindScrew: "Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME TO THE MINDFUCK!"
* MoneyDearBoy: In-universe.
--> '''Lickboot:''' We've ''got'' to have... [[LargeHam moneeeeeyyy]].\\
'''Critic:''' Sounds like the producers of this film.
* ARareSentence:
-->'''Critic:''' So after they escape the singing cat gang, good God did I just say that?
* ShootTheDog: Critic kills Puggsy this way.
* ShoutOut
** In response to Tom and Jerry singing about being friends, Critic says that they're "dead" and proceeds to do a parody of the "AlasPoorYorick" soliloquy from ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'', scored with the theme from Kenneth Branagh's film adaptation.
** Critic compared Ferdinand's voice to that of [[Franchise/TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]].
* SophisticatedAsHell: At the end of Critic's dramatic speech, he pauses for a moment before saying "Shitfuckers".
* SpitTake: Deliberately set up with watermelon and sangria when he hears Tom and Jerry actually talking.