-->''"The recipients of this invitation should also take note that their attendance is mandatory for the duration of the event. No prior engagements barring being sucked off into an alternate dimension by a certain vampire bastard will be tolerated. Failure to comply with these guidelines will result in a response from me personally. Gifts for the newlyweds are optional."''

* '''Main Character:''' Mana Ryougi, Saito Sahashi
* '''Crossover:''' None
* '''Synopsis:''' And so, the day of judgment came upon them all.
-->Wedding invitations had been sent out already. However, how necessary they were was debatable since everyone who was invited already knew beforehand. The one purpose they did serve was codifying a threat that had been implied from the beginning of this whole affair.

** Chapter 1 can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/88086/59073588/13/#60466817 here]]

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!!Tropes
* AlwaysABiggerFish: It looks like Zelretch is about to ruin the wedding, [[spoiler: and then that [[AllPowerfulBystander kinda-sorta all powerful alter ego]] of Shiki's decides to step '''off''' the sidelines.]]
* GilliganCut: Abused, [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]], and then forcibly stopped by Kyon and his plot interference.
* GoKartingWithBowser: [[spoiler: Shirou and Shiki Tohno share a few drinks with their normally despised father-in-law, Zelretch, after Shiki Ryougi basically takes him out of the game for the rest of the evening.]]
* [[spoiler: GoneHorriblyRight:]] Against all odds...
* INeedAFreakingDrink: Shiki and Shirou decide to get piss drunk the night before the wedding to just forget about it all.
* [[ShotgunWedding Knife-Point Wedding]]
* LaserSight: The constant reminder to stick to the script.
* LemonyNarrator: Kyon and Chisame, especially during the bridal march.
* MaidenNameDebate: Inverted. Saito finds out that he's going to be taking the name Ryougi instead.
* TheOmniscientCouncilOfVagueness: The wedding planners. Subverted when Rin walks in on them and asks them what they're all doing in the poker room with the lights off.
* OutOfCharacterMoment: The entire wedding is one for Shiki. Although, parts of her normal persona still shine through, mostly when she's threatening people.
* PostKissCatatonia: Artemis.
* RunawayBride: Averted, but not for lack of trying.
* SadisticChoice: Kiri has the impossible decision of [[spoiler: deep tongue kissing Artemis]] or getting his skull ventilated.
* [[spoiler: SkipToTheEnd: Ciel just decides that she can't top Shiki forcing Zelretch of all people to behave and decides to finish up.]]
* [[spoiler: Thwarted Escape: Kiri gets away from Artemis only to run into the Ree at his safehouse.]]
* TimeForPlanB: Mana's godparents have to improvise once she puts her former best man through a wall. Of course, [[VisualNovel/PhantomOfInferno being who they are]], it involves the kidnapping and blackmail of certain unfortunate parties.
* WackyMarriageProposal: It wasn't ''meant'' to be per se, but the combination of Shiki Ryougi going absolutely insane with glee at the thought of her daughter getting married and Artemis showing up to take vengeance on Mana at the same time turn it into a fiasco.