[[caption-width-right:320:Philana either not noticing or not caring about the "I hate you all" look on Alexander's face.]]

You guys have been looking forward to this, haven't you?

This episode was [[BizarroEpisode absolutely crazy]], packed with zany antics and veering from [[MoodWhiplash serious to silly]] in a heartbeat. It is second only to "[[{{Recap/StarTrekS3E1SpocksBrain}} Spock's Brain]]" as a perfect example of the SeasonalRot ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' started to show in the third season.

''And yet'', it is also a landmark episode, not just of ''Star Trek'' but of '''''American television''''', as it is one of the very first times (and, depending on how you tally it, possibly ''the'' first time) a black woman and white man were shown kissing on broadcast network television. Even though AliensMadeThemDoIt.

The ep starts with our PowerTrio beaming down to Platonius to answer a distress call. They are greeted by a giant shadow, but before you can say [[WesternAnimation/WhatsOperaDoc "Be vewy quiet"]], they find the owner of the shadow is a dwarf called Alexander. It seems Parmen, the leader of the Platonians, has suffered a severe infection from a simple paper cut and is near death. Bones treats him. It is soon learned that the Platonians have many abilities. Their gift of telekinesis, extending as far as the orbiting ''Enterprise'' is the most obvious. They also have incredible longevity and mental capacity. Unfortunately, they have very weak immune systems, small wounds becoming infectious very quickly. They tell Bones that they would like him to stay. Bones respectfully declines, only to learn that [[ThatWasntARequest this was not an invitation]]. The Platonians are going to keep Bones with them and will make a puppet show with his friends until he agrees to stay.

The bulk of this episode is of the Platonians forcing Kirk, Spock, Uhura and Chapel to perform for their benefit. Did you find this episode amusing? YouBastard! You're no better than the Platonians!

!Tropes for this episode include:

* AncientAstronauts: The Platonians so admired classical Greek culture that they adopted it as their own, down to naming the home planet after the philosopher, Plato. And cue the TitleDrop!
* BeautyEqualsGoodness: {{Inverted}}. The HumanAliens are sadistic sociopaths, while their dwarfish servant proves himself a man of honor.
* BigShadowLittleCreature: When Kirk and co. first arrive, they're greeted by a booming voice and an enormous looming shadow (and a dramatic musical sting). Then Alexander steps forward and reveals his actual size.
* CensorDecoy: The script called for Uhura and Kirk to kiss (the first scripted, onscreen, interracial kiss on TV at the time), but the network called for the scene to be filmed with and without the kiss, to decide later which to use. William Shatner and Nichelle Nichols deliberately screwed up every take of the non-kiss scene, making the version with the kiss the best option.
** Which becomes even more impressive if you read their autobiographies, where it becomes clear this is the only thing they've ''ever'' agreed on.
* ChewToy: Alexander is treated like one by the other Platonians because he's small and without telekinesis.
* CruelMercy: The Platonians' fate, in a way. With Alexander gone they can't torture people anymore, and that was the only thing which gave their lives meaning. Meanwhile, the rest of the Galaxy now knows where they live and what they have done, does ''not'' approve, and is capable of turning their own powers against them.
* CrystalSpiresAndTogas: No room in the budget for crystal spires, but plenty of togas!
* DeathGlare: When Kirk plants one on Uhura, Kirk gives the Platonians a look that says "How dare you force me to kiss this beautiful woman!"
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: The Platonians are nothing more than schoolyard bullies with psychic powers. Alexander's epiphany speech really sells it.
* TheDogBitesBack: Alexander has really had it with the way the Platonians treat him.
* EmpoweredBadassNormal: Kirk gains telekinesis from the local food.
* TheFairFolk: The Platonians fit this to a T. They are convinced that they are a SuperiorSpecies and make everyone they interact with act like it, too, but in fact are ruled entirely by caprice, and take delight in torturing others, and punish all who dare call them on it.
* FauxAffablyEvil: For all of Parmen's formality, he's just a sadistic sociopath. When Kirk and Spock finally get the jump on him, he breaks down and promises not to be an asshole anymore, which Kirk doesn't buy.
* ForgottenPhlebotinum: Telekinesis seems pretty handy; you might think people would start taking Kironide supplements on a regular basis. Yet somehow we never see it again. It's implied that WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity.
* GildedCage: Not for the first time, Bones is offered one. Not for the first time, he turns it down.
* AGlassInTheHand: While trying to claim he's in control and not angry about being humiliated by the Platonians, Spock crushes a goblet into powder.
* HypocriticalHeartwarming: For all the times Bones has scolded Spock for being unemotional, he's the first to protest when the Platonians use their powers to force a show of emotion out of Spock.
* IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim: Alexander finally has Parmen at knife point and has a more powerful telekinetic on his side. He begs Kirk for the opportunity to kill Parmen. Kirk responds "Do you want to be like him?" Alexander tosses the knife away and expresses his contempt for the Platonians.
* IJustWantToBeFree: In the end, Alexander is given his wish when Kirk agrees to take him away from Platonius aboard the ''Enterprise''.
* InvoluntaryDance: Spock's Flamenco, and the skipping duet he does with Kirk that's one big ShoutOut to ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''.
* KissingUnderTheInfluence: As part of their sadistic puppet show, Kirk is forced to kiss Uhura while a make out session with Chapel and Spock is also played out.
* LargeHam: Shatner at his best.
* MalfunctionMalady: Parmen is sick, and since he, like almost all Platonians, has telekinetic powers, he makes furniture fly around as if there was a hurricane while in a fit of feverish delirium.
* MeaningfulName: "Alexander" means "helper of men". He even introduces himself as "Alexander, at your service." Alexander gives Kirk and his men the info they need to beat the Platonians.
* MindRape: Used by the Platonians, with the most blatant example being Parmen forcing Spock to laugh and cry.
* MoodWhiplash: Spock goes from uncontrollable laughter to uncontrollable crying on the whim of the Platonians. Kirk is having a serious conversation with Alexander on the nature of equality when he suddenly spins about like a top. The seemingly silly situations are actually quite serious when you realize they are being manipulated by this week's SufficientlyAdvancedAliens.
* PeoplePuppets: Uhura describes the experience as "It was like becoming someone's puppet."
* PlayingWithPuppets: The Platonians use their telekinetic powers to make the Enterprise crew members act in absurd and humiliating ways.
* PleaseSpareHimMyLiege: Bones begs Parmen to stop this travesty.
* PowerIncontinence: Parmen experiences this when feverish.
* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld: Actually, Philana is closer to 2300 years old, with her husband Parmen being slightly older at 2500 years old.
* RoyalBrat: All of the Platonians. Thousands of years of doing nothing has made them insufferable brats who treat others like playthings.
* SacredHospitality: Ironically for a species which idolizes Plato, the Platonians seem to avert this trope. Unless, of course, [[BlueAndOrangeMorality their view of treating guests well]] ''[[BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad is]]'' [[BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad to enslave them]].
* SocietyMarchesOn: The episode is credited as having the very first (obvious, anyway) interracial kiss on US television. According to some accounts, it very, very nearly fell prey to those meddlesome executives, and was finally only allowed through when it was demonstrated that neither party involved really ''wanted'' to do it, but were being forced by alien mind control. The studio was horribly afraid they were going to be inundated with hate mail, that the entire country would be in an uproar over such an act and simply couldn't accept it; they got a ton of letters alright, with a distinct ''majority'' praising the scene. Creator/NichelleNichols even recounts reading a letter from a Southern man, who was "totally against the mixing of the races. However, any time a red-blooded American boy like Captain Kirk gets a beautiful dame in his arms that looks like Uhura, he ain't gonna fight it." Now THAT'S progress.
** Plus, Creator/WilliamShatner and Nichols were adamant about keeping the kiss (which if you've read either of their autobiographies seems to be the only thing they ever agreed on), and deliberately screwed up every take of Kirk and Uhura not kissing, so the editors were forced to use a shot where they did.
* SomewhereAnEquestrianIsCrying: At one point, the Platonians force Alexander and Kirk to play "Horsey". Kirk makes a noise that sounds more like a turkey being tickled than a neigh. Sad thing is, Shatner is an accomplished equestrian who should know better.
** In his biography ''[[http://fanlore.org/wiki/Shatner:_Where_No_Man Shatner: Where No Man]]'', Shat spoke about the effort he put into making his performance serious.
* UngratefulBastard: So this is what Parmen and his friends do to our heroes after Bones saves his life?
* UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans: The Platonian lifestyle is of course based on what was recorded in Creator/{{Plato}}'s ''Literature/TheRepublic''; establishment and survival of the perfect state requires autocratic rule by [[EmperorScientist philosopher-kings]] bred from a system of [[SocialDarwinist eugenics]]. So what if the result is a bunch of spoiled brats who don't know how to properly treat anyone different from them?
* VariantChess: The Platonians play chess with oversized pieces, moving them either by telekinesis or getting [[ButtMonkey Alexander]] to do it.
* WeaksauceWeakness: The Platonians have no immune system, so even the slightest cut can kill them. [[CulturalPosturing So much for being a superior species, eh?]]
* WhipItGood: After they get tired of watching them kiss, the Platonians decide they want to watch Kirk whip Uhura.