'''Airdate: October 5, 2001'''

A new student comes to Mrs. Puff's Boating School, and he plans on kicking [=SpongeBob's=] butt.

!!The Bully contains examples of ([[YMMV/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E3TheBullyJustOneBite YMMV here]]):

* ActingUnnatural: Hiding in a bathroom stall, [=SpongeBob=] hears someone coming and tries to act natural. When the stranger opens the stall, he finds a live-action sponge floating in the toilet.
* AdultsAreUseless: Mrs. Puff. Flats' father counts too, as he's completely powerless against his son.
* BlatantLies: Flatts tells Mrs. Puff that he comes from a place where ''kicking someone's butt" is his way of saying "I want to be your friend." Spongebob is not convinced.
* TheBully: [[TitleDrop Well, duh.]]
* CruelTwistEnding: Flats eventually collapses from the exhaustion of trying to beat up Spongebob. Mrs Puff (who did nothing to help Spongebob when Flats was bullying him) then enters, [[NotWhatItLooksLike see's Flats lying unconscious next to Spongebob, who's fist was in the air during a heroic speech]], and punishes Spongebob for beating up Flats.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: [=SpongeBob=] says Flats is a victim of "a society that's going down a violent road to nowhere, a road I call... Violence Road."
* ForTheEvulz: Flats wants to kick Spongebob's butt. Why? It's just what he does.
* HopeSpot: As Flats chased [=SpongeBob=] with a garbage boat, the garbage boat slipped on a banana peel [[ItMakesSenseInContext [=SpongeBob=] accidentally dropped]]. As Flats was recovering at the hospital, it turned out [=SpongeBob=] assisted him during recovery. Flats was touched. [[spoiler:He'll have to remember that when he's kicking his butt.]]
** Also the ending. See CruelTwistEnding above.
* {{Jerkass}}: Flats out of nowhere.
* KarmaHoudini: Okay sure, Flats passes out from trying to deliver a butt-kicking to [=SpongeBob=], but he never receives any official punishment from Mrs. Puff (or anyone else in a position of authority, for that matter) for it.
* MadeOutToBeAJerkass: After Flats passes out from punching him, [=SpongeBob=] makes a speech denouncing violence, raising his fist for emphasis. Just then, Mrs. Puff comes in and sees Flats down on the floor and [=SpongeBob=] with his fist raised and thinks he beat up Flats.
* MediumShiftGag: [=SpongeBob=] "acting natural" as a live-action kitchen sponge.
* MisplacedRetribution: The citizens of Bikini Bottom always attack an old man when Spongebob freaked out about ''Flats'' kicking his butt.
* NoSell: It turns out Flats' punches don't harm [=SpongeBob=] at all. He tires himself to exhaustion trying to knock him out for a full day.
* {{Pushover Parent|s}}: Flats' father is not exempt from Flats' bullying.
* RubberMan: [=SpongeBob=] is able to absorb all of Flats' fits due to his spongy structure.
* RunningGag: [=SpongeBob=] trying to tell people about Flats' threats and the crowd assuming he's talking about an old man, whom they proceed to beat up.
* UngratefulBastard: Mrs. Puff, who did nothing to help Spongebob, notices Spongebob in front of a passed out Flatts with his fist up, and scolds him for beating up Flatts.
* VisualPun: "Let's all put on a happy face."
[[caption-width-right:259:[[MemeticMutation You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?]] ]]
'''Airdate: October , 2001'''

After realizing the Squidward has never eaten a Krabby Patty, [=SpongeBob=] goes to ridiculous lengths to get him to try one. But when he does and finds to like them, he tries to hide it from [=SpongeBob=], not wanting him to be right.

!!Just One Bite contains examples of ([[YMMV/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E3TheBullyJustOneBite YMMV here]]):

* AllJustADream: The FallingInLoveMontage with Squidward and a giant Krabby Patty. It was that point Squidward decided to stop at nothing to get his tentacles on a Krabby Patty.
* {{Determinator}}: Spongebob ''handcuffs himself to Squidward'' just to get him to eat a Krabby Patty.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything?: Squidward and his need to get a Krabby Patty, no matter what it takes.
* GrossUpCloseUp: "Does ''this'' look 'unsure' to you?!"
* GuiltyPleasures: Squidward and Krabby Patties.
* HartmanHips: Squidward, after he indulges in too many Krabby Patties.
* IDoNotLikeGreenEggsAndHam: Squidward's attitude towards Krabby Patties in the beginning.
* SeriesContinuityError: Squidward has never tried a Krabby Patty, despite the fact he was force-fed a bunch of them back in "Your Shoe's Untied".
** Those ones were [[ItMakesSenseInContext launched down his throat]]; he probably didn't taste them.
* TemptingFate: Twice. Squidward asks if he has to eat a Krabby Patty from the garbage, only for a customer to throw one in the trash can. Later, while gorging on Krabby Patties, Squidward sarcastically asks if he's gonna blow up, only for that to happen shortly after.