'''Original air date:''' 11/5/2003

After several people are killed by cars driven by senior citizens, their licenses are revoked. The seniors decide to fight back and take over the town.
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!!Tropes:
* AllUpToYou: [[PlayedForLaughs The boys are the only ones who can help.]] However, it's only because the adults are too lazy to do it themselves.
-->'''Stan''': Dad, why is everyone letting old people do this? Why doesn't somebody stop them?\\
'''Randy''': They've tried to stop them, son, but... the seniors get up so early in the morning they... get everything done before everyone else is even awake!\\
'''Kyle''': They're saying something about taking over the entire country.\\
'''Randy''': Yes. And now seeing how early they get up, I don't see how anyone can stop them. Wait a minute. You boys! You get up almost as early as they do! You can fight them!\\
'''Stan''': No. Come on, Dad. Can't you guys do it?\\
'''Randy''': No, son. We... like to sleep in.
** Becomes a BrickJoke when after they have fixed everything their parents are just waking up.
* AssholeVictim: The clerk at the DMV who callously dismisses the seniors' protestations at having their licenses taken away, suggests they should all be in nursing homes and when one of them comments that he'd rather die, the clerk says "Well, we can certainly help with that, too." When the seniors take the entire town hostage, he laughs at them, asking if they all have Alzheimer's and that no one's going to listen to "a bunch of whacked-out senior citizens." When the AARP leader responds that they'll start killing hostages if their demands aren't met, the clerk goes "[[TooDumbToLive Right, they're really gonna believe that?]]" The senior next to him [[LaserGuidedKarma immediately]] [[InstantDeathBullet shoots him in the head.]]
* BeyondTheImpossible: One senior's car ends up in a closet on the second floor of a house Randy and the boys were hiding in. It's even lampshaded by the driver.
-->'''Driving Senior''': [[NoodleIncident How the hell did we get up here?]]
* BlackDudeDiesFirst: Inverted. When the boys lock up the restaurant leading to the elderly's demise, the last one to be conscious and crawling is the black grandfather.
* BothSidesHaveAPoint: Stan sums it up in the end. Grampa ''is'' a killing machine every time he steps behind a wheel and needs to accept he can't do all the things he used to when he was younger. However, Grampa is still an adult that deserves respect and had the right to be angry with his own son for treating him like a child.
* CarMeetsHouse: Seniors driving cars chase the boys like in a horror film.
* CassandraTruth: Defied. No one in South Park pays heed to Randy's terrified ramblings...until he specifically notes that ''old people driving'' are involved, upon which ''everyone'' panics and makes a break for it.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: The seniors put the other adults into a prison camp.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: The seniors become a serious danger to themselves and everyone around them when they get behind the wheel. One of them ends up on the second floor of a house.
* EverybodyLaughsEnding: Before leaving, Stan adds that he hates his family.
* ExplainExplainOhCrap: When Randy and Sharon realize what'll happen after the seniors' meeting...
-->'''Randy''': Sharon, have you seen Dad?\\
'''Sharon''': He's not here, hun. He's having a meeting with all the seniors in town at the community center.\\
'''Randy''': Oh. Wait a minute... If all the seniors in town are at a meeting, that means that when the meeting gets out...\\
'''Sharon''': Every senior in town will be driving home...\\
'''Randy''': At the same time. [[OhCrap Oh, my God!]]
** Needless to say, this prompts Randy to tell everyone in South Park to get inside, explaining that the seniors' meeting is about to get out, and they're rightfully terrified.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: When one senior kills a hostage, Marvin thinks that it's a little extreme. He ends up being the one to point out how insane the AARP's plan is (to wipe out everyone who isn't 65 or older).
* GodIsEvil: "...God's sense of humor is very different from our own. He does not laugh at the simple "man walks into a bar" joke. No, God needs complex irony and subtle farcical twists that seem macabre to you and me. All that we can hope for is that God got his good laugh and [[TemptingFate a tragedy such as this will never happen again]]."
* HypocriteHasAPoint: While the seniors try in vain to [[NeverMyFault deny any of the damage they have caused]], they make the argument that punishing ''all'' of them isn't precisely fair, and by revoking their licenses some of them are unable to provide their means to live properly. Stan lampshades in the end that it was probably more the uncompromising and patronizing way the town handled things that made them so stubborn about it in the first place.
* HypocriticalHumor: Randy tells his father that he isn't going to treat him like a child after getting arrested, then says that he thinks someone owes Mr. Police Officer an apology.
* JerkassHasAPoint: Kyle thinks Cartman's idea of shutting down Country Kitchen Buffet to render the seniors helpless is ridiculous, but it works like a charm.
* MassOhCrap: Anytime people see seniors driving.
* NeverMyFault: The seniors refuse to acknowledge that many of them have caused a lot of bloodshed with their poor driving and lash out when any proposals of limiting their driving come up.
* NotWhatISignedUpFor: Grandpa Marvin becomes increasingly disturbed by the AARP's extreme methods, which includes ''murdering'' hostages and putting them in prison camps. He notes the seniors only wanted their licenses back and to be treated fairly.
-->'''AARP Leader:''' Heck no! This is goin' too well. We're gonna take the whole country back. Wipe out everyone below the age of sixty five!
-->'''Marvin:''' Wipe 'em out?? What are you? Senile?
* RippedFromTheHeadlines: This episode was produced after a string of elderly drivers killed people in the summer of 2003, with [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Monica_Farmers_Market_crash one managing to kill about 10 people in Santa Monica.]]
* ShoutOut:
** [[Film/{{Aliens}} Mostly hippies go to farmer's markets. Mostly.]]
** The entire second half of the episode is one to ''Film/RedDawn1984''.
** Randy's run across the field to warn the boys is very similar to Lancelot's charge of the Swamp Castle in Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail.
* StatingTheSimpleSolution: The boys realize that shutting down Country Kitchen Buffet will leave the senior citizens powerless. Cartman details an elaborate plan including disguising themselves as black people and strapping explosives to Kyle while he goes inside. Stan then points out that they could just lock the store from the inside so they can't get in. Cartman admits they could do just that but still keeps trying to push the idea of using Kyle with a bomb.
* TemptingFate: What did Grandpa Marsh think Officer Barbrady would do after daring Barbrady to arrest him and calling him a scrotum head while breaking the law?
* WeaksauceWeakness: The boys were able to dismantle the AARP by just simply locking them out of a buffet they frequent.
* WhenEldersAttack: They take over South Park and plan to conquer the rest of the country.
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