'''Airdate:''' June 8, 2011
It's Stan's tenth birthday, and his view of the world has literally turned to shit (as in, "Everything he sees is feces"). Things get worse when his friendship with Kyle crumbles and his parents divorce again (see "Clubhouses" for the first time they divorced).
!!"You're Getting Old" contains examples of:
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: While Randy and Sharon are having an emotional talk, the two old men come in and steal Randy's pants so he won't crap on them.
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Sharon laments that "the same shit keeps happening every week".