George attempts to break up with his girlfriend, only she won't consent to the breakup. Elaine starts dating a mysterious man on the street named Glenn who is hiding a terrible secret. Jerry and Kramer react differently to a series of robberies in the building, which results in some unfortunate encounters with a neighbor, Phil.

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!!This episode features examples of the following:
* AccidentalMurder: {{Downplayed}}. Kramer hides his strongbox key in the food dish of Phil's parrot, who chokes on it and dies.
* AllForNothing: After being caught trying to dig up Fredo the parrot, it turns out Kramer forgot to lock the strongbox.
-->'''Jerry:''' You mean it was open? We desecrated a pet cemetary for nothing!?
-->'''Kramer:''' Well, this is one for the books, huh Jerry?
* AManIsAlwaysEager: George despises Maura, but when she tells him the relationship isn't over he still has sex with her.
* KavorkaMan: Glenn, who is dirt poor, but is still able to seduce Elaine -- while married to another wife, no less.
* TheMistress: Elaine, to Glenn.
* NeverMyFault: Kramer accuses Jerry of being an obsessive snoop for always finding the key to his strongbox, and never admits that he's just choosing really bad hiding places for it. And when he hides the key in Fredo's food dish and the parrot chokes to death on it, he blames the bird for being weak and stupid.
* {{Polyamory}}: George tries to break up with both his girlfriends by revealing the "affair", but neither of them care and he's still stuck with both of them by the end.
* RightForTheWrongReasons: When a woman just walks by where Glenn and Elaine were having their date and he avoids her, Elaine starts thinking that was his wife. Elaine also suspects he was having an affair because he wouldn't tell her where he worked or what was his phone number. Later that episode, she thinks he rented a squalid apartment for their nightstand, but when that woman knocks by their front door, she discovers that was actually Ms. Smoth, Glenn's welfare caseworker, that he was poor, and that they were at his home. As she gets used to him being poor, another woman pops up at Glenn's home; ''she'' was, indeed, Glenn's wife.
* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: Both Jerry and Maura use the same analogy of a breakup being like a submarine with a TwoKeyedLock, only Jerry thinks it isn't like that while Maura ''does''.
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