Elaine hates ''Film/TheEnglishPatient''. Jerry squabbles with Izzy Mandelbaum, a resident at Del Boca Vista. Kramer enters business with Cubans for the sake of cigars, however, they are revealed to be Dominicans. A woman mistakes George for her boyfriend.

!!Includes examples of
* ComplainingAboutPeopleNotLikingTheShow: Elaine is dumped by her boyfriend and nearly loses her job, just because she doesn't like ''The English Patient''.
* BaitAndSwitch: After Elaine's boss finds out that she hates ''The English Patient'', he seems to understand and tells her she should have said so... right before he fires her.
* ExactWords: Kramer told Jerry he sent some Cubans. Jerry thought he meant Cuban cigars, but it's Cubans (actually, Dominicans) in need of work.
* GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity: Elaine briefly gets fired for not liking ''The English Patient'', but gets to keep her job if she agrees to take a business trip to Tunisia.
* KavorkaMan: Neil. He's also bald and is described as being even shorter and stockier than George (his actor, Jeff Miller, was even Jason Alexander's stand-in in the early years of the show) and isn't mentioned as being especially successful or charismatic, yet he had no issue at all snagging a beautiful girlfriend like Danielle.
* SeriousBusiness: Elaine is the only one to hate ''The English Patient''. Her boyfriend dumps her over it and she briefly is fired over it.
* SpecialGuest: Creator/LloydBridges as Izzy Mandelbaum.