Jerry dates a competitor for a Miss American pageant with Kramer imposing as a chaperone. George proposes new Yankee uniforms to his boss. Elaine gets a new job.
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!!Tropes:
* NiceJobBreakingItHero:
** Jerry ruins Karen's magic act when her pigeons keep them up and he throws cold water on them, but they are in a cage and unable to get away.
** Kramer makes things worse by advising her to sing, but it ends up in a disaster.
* SoundEffectBleep: Jerry's reaction when Kramer begins singing in the limo.
-->'''Jerry''': Oh, shut the (horn honk) up!
* TakeThat: Kramer claims that the people of Rhode Island are never in contention due to watching every ''Miss America'' pageant when he was younger.
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