Jerry tells an old crush of George's that he's a marine biologist. Elaine meets a Russian author. Kramer begins shooting golf balls into the ocean.
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!!Tropes:
* CallBack: Jerry's failed self-entitled show for NBC is mentioned.
* ChekhovsGun: Kramer inadvertently exacerbates George's marine biologist lie by causing a golf ball to enter the hole of a whale.
* DoWrongRight: Apparently, George is upset that Jerry couldn't think of a more plausible career to lie to Diane about George having, like an architect.
* HereWeGoAgain: Testikov throws Elaine's recorder out the window, which hits Corinne in the head one again.
* SeriousBusiness: George makes it clear that he will stop being friends with Jerry if he's lying about Diane asking about him.
* ShoutOut:
-->'''George''': [[Film/AFewGoodMen You can't handle the truth!]]
* SpecialGuest: Creator/CarolKane as Corinne.
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