'''Original air date:''' 7/18/2006 (DVD) ''(produced in 2003)''

Ren and Stimpy (but mostly Ren) go to the beach to ogle the girls.
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!!Tropes:
* AllMenArePerverts: Played straight with Ren.
-->'''Ren:''' Rub me! [[CallBack I'M THE]] [[Recap/RenAndStimpy1x01StimpysBigDayTheBigShot CAT!]]
* AmbiguouslyGay: Stimpy [[IgnoreTheFanservice completely ignores the women]] and is instead focused on getting Ren to pay attention to him.
* AxCrazy: After seeing the girls fight over who gets to cuddle Stimpy, Ren goes ''berserk''.
* BeachEpisode: The story mainly takes place on a beach.
* BlondeBrunetteRedhead: The three women whose breasts are exposed are a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with red hair.
* BreastAttack: One of the women punches another in the breast while they were fighting over Stimpy. You can hear the attack with a StockSoundEffect thud.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Ren squeezing his bottle of suntan lotion a ''little'' too hard as he watches a sexy woman bend over in front of him. And then there's the location of Shampoo Master's nozzle.
* FanDisservice: Stimpy blocking the topless woman with his butt. There are also the two absurdly ugly men.
* FanserviceExtra: The girls shown on screen are scantily dressed and are essentially eye candy.
* HotterAndSexier: Supposedly, this episode came about when Creator/JohnKricfalusi thought to himself "Kids love gross stuff. What do adults love? NAKED!"
* InkSuitActor: A truly disturbing example. One of the girls is a self-caricature of and voiced by Katie Rice, one of Creator/JohnKricfalusi's statutory rape victims.
* MaleGaze: The whole god damned episode! It's the closest the show got to outright porn.
* NippleAndDimed: Averted. The women's bare nipples are uncensored.
* TestosteronePoisoning: The huge hairy lifeguard, whose testicles look like he's smuggling tennis balls in his trunks. Even his ''tongue'' has hair.
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