->Written by Sean Szeles and Kat Morris

Mordecai, Margaret, Rigby an Eileen decide to venture into an abandoned zoo, where Mordecai and Rigby plan to take a picture of themselves inside Death Bear's cage. Unfortunately, it turns out that Death Bear is very real.

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!!This episode provides examples of:
* AbandonedArea: Most of the episode takes place in the abandoned park zoo where the Death Bear is said to live.
* AccessoryWearingCartoonAnimal: Death Bear wears a red cape and a Pickelhaube (a spiked helmet worn by the Germans during World War I).
* AllForNothing: At the end it's revealed Rigby didn't have the camera facing them as he took the picture, so all the got was a picture of their feet.
* BearsAreBadNews: Death Bear is an especially dangerous bear as he has the ability to withstand being shot by hundreds of tranquilizer darts and he can also do martial arts.
* CatScare: While exploring the abandoned zoo's reptile house, Mordecai gets spooked by a squirrel running out of one of the cages.
* CoolHelmet: Death Bear has one, as stated above.
* TheJuggernaut: Death Bear proves to be quite resilient to tranquilizer darts as he takes hundreds of them before he is finally brought down.
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: After a member of Animal Control gets his ''freaking arms swiped off'' by Death Bear he glumly says, "I wanna go home".
* RealAfterAll: Mordecai believes that Death Bear is nothing more than an urban legend. Unfortunately, he is soon proven very, ''very'' wrong.
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