-> Written by Benton Connor, Calvin Wong and Hillary Florido.
Rigby tries to improve his luck by swapping cookie fortunes with Benson, sending Benson spiraling down a path of misery after Benson's swapped fortune comes true.
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* ActorAllusion: James Hong basically plays [[Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina Lo Pan]] during this episode.