Film watched: ''{{Hamlet}}''

->'''Hamlet:''' To be, or not to be.\\
'''Mike:''' [[PopculturalOsmosis The verbal equivalent of]] "[[LudwigVanBeethoven Duh-duh-duh-DUM]]"!

Mike wins a bet with Pearl and gets to choose the movie of the week, so he picks the Bard's masterpiece, ''{{Hamlet}}''. Unfortunately he [[WhatAnIdiot lets Pearl pick the version they'll watch...]]

!!The [=MST3K=] treatment of ''Hamlet'' provides examples of:

* AffablyEvil: Pearl forwards mail to allow Mike to stay in contact with his family.
* AlasPoorYorick: One of the skits has Mike hosting a gameshow called Alas Poor Who? where the bots are shown random bones and have to guess whom they belonged to.
* BedsheetGhost: When the bots try to pass themselves off as the ghost of Mike's father. Upon learning that he's alive, they try every other conceivable relative and get the same result.
-->'''Crow:''' Don't your relatives ever die?!
* FreudWasRight: InUniverse, Mike and the bots take the play's subtext to its funniest conclusion.
-->'''Tom Servo:''' Hamlet, get off your mom!
** It could be they were just referencing [[Theatre/OedipusTheKing another classic piece of theater]].
* ItIsPronouncedTroPAY: In the first host segment, Tom declares that his last name is spelled "Serveaux" (still pronounced "Servo"). Then he reveals his first name is now "Htom" (pronounced "Heh-Tom", though Mike had thought it would be "T-H-O-M"). Crow looks at Cambot in disbelief, then declares "Hey, Htom, why don't you hlick me?"
** HypocriticalHumor: After the commercial break, Crow decides to start spelling his name Cröe.
* NamesTheSame: A guy named [[{{Showgirls}} Paul Verhoven]] plays the gravedigger.
* PungeonMaster: Mike and the bots have a lot of fun with the now-archaic-sounding Shakespeare-lingo:
-->'''Claudius:''' Forgive me my foul murder.\\
'''Crow:''' It's just that that turkey was mouthing off to me.
** And:
--->'''Hamlet:''' I shall not look upon his like again.\\
'''Crow:''' Why were you [[DoubleEntendre looking at his like]]?
* RunningGag: "Cut his throat in a church!"
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