[[caption-width-right:350:''"This is like NFL graphics."'']]

Movie watched: ''Film/TimeChasers''

!!The Segments:

[[folder: Prologue ]]

* Mike recaps the previous episodes up to now, explaining that the SOL and Windowmaker are now near a wormhole. Servo then prods Mike into admitting that they're "[[Series/LostInSpace lost in space]]," at which point Servo and Crow to launch into their best impressions of the Robot (misidentified by the characters as [[Film/ForbiddenPlanet Robbie the Robot]]) and Dr. Smith, respectively.


[[folder: Segment 1 ]]

* As the Bots continue to be Dr. Smith and the Robot, Mike attempts to park the SOL, but collides with the Widowmaker. He checks out the damage, and then has a neighborly talk with Pearl.


[[folder: Segment 2 ]]

* Servo suggests that Crow go back in time and prevent Mike from being shot into space. Crow succeeds in traveling back to 1985 Wisconsin, where he finds Mike is a loser working at a cheese factory. He tries to persuade Mike against working a string of low-paying temp jobs, but young Mike is unconvinced, and Commercial Sign doesn't help either.


[[folder: Segment 3 ]]

* Back in 1985, Crow succeeds in turning young Mike's life around by convincing him to focus on his rock band. Crow returns to the present day. He finds a horrifying new timeline, where Mike died on-stage just as his band was on the cusp of rock stardom; where Mike's rude and crude older brother, Eddie, was sent to the SOL in Mike's place; and where Servo is Eddie's fearful yes-man.


[[folder: Segment 4 ]]

* Fed up with Eddie, Crow goes back to 1985 to prevent himself from disturbing the timeline. Young Mike continues the string of low-paying temp jobs that eventually gets him shot into space, and all is well.


[[folder: Segment 5 ]]

* Crow, dressed as Gilligan, tries to make Mike say "''Series/GilligansIsland,''" with Servo standing by to give his best Skipper impersonation, but Mike doesn't fall for it. Instead, he steps out to have another chat with Pearl. The two talk about Crow's time travel, and eventually realize that there must be a second Crow still stuck back in 1985. Sure enough, back in 1985, Crow's time travel clone is now working at the cheese factory. The factory TV plays over the credits.

!!The ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' presentation has examples of:
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: After Brain Guy beats himself up over his CreditsPushback gag, thinking it failed, Mike and the Bots say that they actually enjoyed it and think he's being too hard on himself.
* AffablyEvil: Pearl and Mike have a nice visit before the movie.
-->'''Mike:''' So, Pearl...how come you're so evil?\\
'''Pearl:''' (''thoughtfully'') Hmmm...I'm filled with hate, I'm not sure that helps.
* AliensInCardiff:
-->'''Servo:''' So, Vermont was the epicenter of the dystopia?
* AlternateUniverse: Crow gets the idea from the movie and goes back in time to get Mike to stop temping so that he never gets shot up to the Satellite. This results in a future where the Bots get stuck with Mike's abusive brother Eddie and Mike himself dies right as his rock career is taking off from being pelted by hotel room keys thrown by groupies.
* AmbiguousSyntax:
--> '''Nick''': So, uh, you cooking dinner?\\
'''Lisa''': Are you offering dinner?\\
'''Crow''': "No, I'm saying, 'Make me dinner!'"
* AndThereWasMuchRejoicing: When the wrecked plane falls on J.K. Robertson, crushing him, but only ''after'' [[TheHeroDies he kills (one timeline's) Nick]].
--> '''Mike:''' Oh!... Well, thank you, movie!
* ArtisticLicenseGeography: In the past, Mike is working at a dairy co-op in Burnett County, which Servo states is in central Wisconsin. It's actually in northwest Wisconsin on the Minnesota border. Close enough.
* ArtisticLicensePhysics: Played for laughs: Pearl and Mike are able to breathe in space, and also not freeze to death.
--> '''Pearl''': It's supposed to get down to absolute zero later, that's why I always wear a sweater.
* BadassBystander:
-->'''Eddie:''' You didn't count on the ''assistant'' janitor!
* BadassMustache: Worn by Mike's brother Eddie.
* BerserkButton: For Eddie, [[IncrediblyLamePun puns]].
** Don't insinuate his reality sucks, either.
* ContinuityNod: At one point, Mike remarks that Nick could use [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E05TheMagicVoyageOfSinbad Chinderwear]]. [[SeriesContinuityError Wait... how would]] ''[[SeriesContinuityError he]]'' [[SeriesContinuityError know?]]
** Pearl calls Crow "Art" as well.
** The time machine Crow uses is the same one from ''Film/TerrorFromTheYear5000''.
** When Eddie is [[AsYouKnow filling Crow in]], he mentions how "those two guys shot me up into space when [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E12Mitchell that sleepy-eyed guy left]]".
** Eddie also asks Servo (regarding Crow), "Do you get that guy?!" This is a CallBack to the ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E21MonsterAGoGo Monster A-Go Go]]'' episode, when Gypsy upsets Crow by telling him "I don't get you."
*** And another one: in the first host segment of that episode the bots decide to open a cheese factory on the bridge of the Satellite of Love. In this episode, when Crow goes back in time Mike is temping at... a cheese factory.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: J.K. Robertson all the way. Even when he finds out abusing time travel will destroy the world, he refuses to not destroy the world because legally the technology belongs to him, so he can do whatever he wants with it.
-->'''Mike:''' (''as Robertson'') Hi, I'm Bob Evil!
** "I leave for twenty minutes, and Evil Co is in ''shambles''!"
* CrackFic: From a riff when Nick and Co. are discussing the possibilities of the time transport.
-->'''Mike Nelson''': You could send Bob Saget to meet Charlamagne.
* CreditsGag: In place of the usual "SOL Love Theme" is the goofy cartoon music from the TV that 1985 Crow is watching.
* CreditsPushback: When Brain Guy interrupts the end credits, he does so in this fashion, pretending to be a preview for the evening news. The SOL crew [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall reacts with confusion and surprise]].
* ADayInTheLimelight: Brain Guy makes a surprise appearance during the movie's credits to make his own riffs, but after a couple [[{{Adorkable}} he becomes too embarrassed to continue.]] Mike and the Bots admit that he was ActuallyPrettyFunny.
* DecoyProtagonist: [[invoked]]Crow desperately wants Nick to be this.
-->'''Crow:''' This... is not our star, is it? I will ''not'' accept this as our star, sorry.
** Even Nick's choice of bicycle evokes derision.
* DopeSlap: Eddie is far more physical with Crow and Servo than Mike was.
* DressedToPlunder:
** During the Bad Future scene, Servo notes that a raiders, standing on a car and wearing an eyepatch, looks like a pirate and chants, "Arrr! Sixteen men on a dead Dodge Dart!"
** During the 1777 sequence, one of the characters is accused of not actually being in Revolutionary War garb, but posing as a pirate instead.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: During the latter part of the experiment, Eddie is smoking and tossing several beer cans at the screen.
* AGoodNameForARockBand: Mike used to play for a band named Sex Factory.
* [[GoKartingWithBowser Having A Nice Chat With Bowser]]:
-->'''Pearl:''' Oh, hey Mike? I despise you, and all you stand for, and you'll never escape... ''[chuckles]'' well, you know the rest. ''[sighs]'' Ah, he's a good kid.
* GreatWayToGo: In the altered timeline, Mike became a huge rock star (well he was on his way, opening for Music/{{Motorhead}}) to the point where women were throwing their hotel keys on stage for him. One night in UsefulNotes/{{Cleveland}} someone threw a key with a large keyfob, hitting Mike in the head; he went down and never got back up. Eddie sobs that he's proud of his little brother for this.
-->'''Eddie:''' He died like a mangy dog, right on stage! ...Excellent death...
* GrossUpCloseUp: Crow accuses the film of this in one shot where Robertson runs up to the camera.
--> '''Crow''': Okay, if you can see a character's eye boogers, you're too close.
* IHatePastMe: "Man, was I a jerk a half hour ago."
* ILied: In the previous episode (''Film/SpaceMutiny''), Mike and the 'Bots helped Pearl, Brain Guy, and Prof. Bobo escape from AncientRome, with the promise that it meant no more bad movies. "Y'know, sometimes I think I lie because I'm evil."
* IncrediblyLamePun: In-universe example: Eddie ''really'' hates them - threatening Servo after he makes one, then smacking Crow hard for making one.
-->'''Lisa:''' Did you bring your ray gun?
-->'''Mike:''' (''as UsefulnNotes/RonaldReagan''): Weeell, noo...
** GeniusBonus: [[invoked]] The derisive nickname for UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan while in office was "Ronnie Raygun".
* InformalEulogy: When one of the Nicks is shot and killed:
--> '''Crow''': He died as he lived: Mud-stained and splaying.
* JerkAss: Mike's brother Eddie is crude and bullies the robots, even while they watch the film.
* LiteralistSnarking: When Nick's plane is shot down and the camera focuses on the altimeter and speedometer.
-->'''Servo''': They're running out of ALT!\\
'''Eddie''': And their MIFFNOTS[[note]]MPH KNOTS[[/note]] are going down!
* ManVersusMachine: When our hero is trying to escape being crushed by the falling plane. The robots begin cheering for the machine.
** And when the plane actually does fall and crush Robertson:
--->'''Mike:''' (''pleasantly surprised'') Oh! Well, thank you, movie!
* MagicCountdown: As the villain's time transport counts down to sending them back into the future during the final battle, Servo counts resolutely along, having to reset several times.
-->'''Servo:''' "Five...four...three...two...one...uh, FOUR...three...two...THREE... two...(plane crashes) One."
* MinnesotaNice: Pearl's version of AffablyEvil.
* MookChivalry: The riff from when Nick switches to a bike and his pursuers follow suit.
-->'''Tom:''' So it's bicycles! We accept your choice of vehicle!
* MundaneMadeAwesome: When Nick describes what could be done with further testing of the time machine:
--> '''Crow''': You could send an egg into the future!
* MundaneUtility: When Nick tells Matt that the potential for the time machine to change history is not why Nick brought him and Lisa into the future:
--> '''Mike:''' ''(as Nick)'' I want you to buy me an Orange Julius.
* NonActionGuy: Crow stubbornly refuses to accept Nick as the movie's hero.
-->'''Crow:''' This... is not our star, is it? I will ''not'' accept this as our star, sorry. See, he's coming up the stairs right now, going inside to meet the ''real'' hero, real hero coming up, and -- [''Nick enters''] -- D'oh!
* NoodleIncident: Hinted at, when Lisa shows up to help Nick against the security guard at the airport. Just what was he referring to with this?
-->'''Eddie:''' Oh, he's got a strong girlfriend, that helps. ''Trust me.''
* ObviouslyEvil: J.K. Robertson, the film's villain, when he appears in a black suit and blood red tie, and practically oozing smarm.
-->'''Mike:''' (''as Robertson'') Hi! I'm Bob Evil!
* OhCrap: 30 Minutes Ago!Crow realizes things got royally screwed when Present!Crow appears.
* OneWordVocabulary: 1985 Mike's coworker at the cheese factory only ever says the word "Dude".
* OverlyLongGag:
** Lisa "dropping shorts" on the runway.
** Observer's "news segment" - so much so that he gives up in frustration.
* PottyFailure: Nick is accused of this when he stands up and the back of his pants are muddy.
--> "No monologues with poopy pants, please."
* RememberTheNewGuy: In the alternate timeline, Mike is replaced by his never-previously-mentioned brother Eddie.
* RootingForTheEmpire: InUniverse, Mike/Eddie and the bots cheer on every person--and ''object''--that injuries or endangers Nick.
-->'''Servo:''' I find myself suggesting other places he could hit him. Probably not what they wanted, huh?
* RunningGag: The Crew gets a ''lot'' of mileage that the film [[AliensInCardiff takes place in Vermont]], as well as the dropping price of syrup as the film goes on.
** Lisa's apparent love of plaid and resemblance to Toni Tennille.
** [=GenCorp=] HQ's stunning resemblance to a public library. [[note]] Reportedly it was actually the lobby of a local opera house. [[/note]]
** Saying that various characters in the film are played by the director's friend or relative.
--> '''Mike''': Let's go, director's college buds who brought their own suits to the shoot!
** Nick's big chin.
** Mike and the bots wondering what became of Lisa's groceries.
* SelfDeprecation: The producers and actors ''loved'' being lampooned... well, most of them.
** The actor who played Matthew Paul ("Pinkboy") was reportedly mad, but director David Giancola blamed it on the alcohol at the viewing party. He's apparently gotten over it, either way.
** George Woodard (J.K. Robertson) said that the episode was "an irritation" because the film "is better than they say it is."[[note]]To be fair, they never say it's a ''bad'' movie. Just an odd, Vermont-centric one. The worst Best Brains said about it was "In fact, the whole movie looks decently competent, like a reasonably experienced community theater troupe on film. This is really too bad; as it stands, ''Time Chasers'' is forgettably bland."[[/note]]
* SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong: Tom sends Crow back in time to 1980s Wisconsin in the hopes of preventing Mike from taking the string of temp jobs that would ultimately result in him getting shot into space.
** NiceJobBreakingItHero: When Crow finally convinces Mike to quit temp work (by encouraging him to focus on his rock band Sex Factory), he creates a BadFuture where Mike became famous only to get killed on stage (see GreatWayToGo above), resulting in Mike's sleazy {{Jerkass}} brother Eddie being sent to the SOL instead.
* ShoutOut: The show that the robots all liked is apparently "Dr. Creator/JaneSeymourActress, [[Series/DrQuinnMedicineWoman Medicine Quinn]]".
* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: Eddie replacing Mike for two segments.
* TakeOurWordForIt: Invoked by name when Nick and Lisa make a return trip to the future and discover it in supposed ruins.
--> '''Lisa:''' Looks like there was a war!
--> '''Servo''' (as Lisa): You're gonna have to take our word for it, we can't afford to show it!
* TakeThat: When Matthew Paul brings up the possibility of changing the future:
-->'''Crow:''' Oh yeah, we could prevent Creator/NewtGingrich, Creator/JimCarrey, and Music/TheSmashingPumpkins!
** The Bots realize just how pathetic 1985 Mike's life is when they see he's a Music/{{Journey}} fan.
* TemporalParadox: In order to fix his own mistake, Crow goes back to warn his half-hour-ago self not to change Mike's life. At the end of the episode, Pearl wonders if that means there's another Crow running around in the 1980s; cut to show Crow in a hairnet and apron, "working" at the cheese factory. [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Nobody seems to notice or care]].
* TheyCopiedItSoItSucks: Invoked: Mike accused ''Film/JurassicPark'' of ripping off the scene in ''Time Chasers'' where Nick climbs down a tree that's barely holding the crashed plane.
* ToiletHumour: During a fight scene, Nick does a backflip and his butt briefly faces the camera. Crow dubs in a fart noise, which Eddie immediately criticizes. [[HypocriticalHumor (Eddie himself makes the same joke much later when Nick bends down.)]]
** When Nick is stuck in a tree:
--> '''Mike''': ''(sweetly)'' Oh, he's looking for honey, like [[Literature/WinnieThePooh Pooh]].\\
'''Crow''': Oh, he's "like poo" all right.
* UncannyFamilyResemblance: Mike Nelson's brother Eddie is played by... Michael J. Nelson.
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: No one in 1985 Wisconsin finds Crow's appearances the slightest bit odd or worth commenting on. Taken even further when Crow travels back and confronts his past-self. ("Hey, robot from the future, there's another one of you guys to see you.")
** Justified in that ''everyone'' at the plant seem to be [[TheStoner stoners]]. Crow fits right in.
* WTHCostumingDepartment: [[invoked]] Tom's reaction to Lisa.
-->'''Servo:''' Ugh, two different plaids? I'm a naked robot and even ''I'' know that's a fashion no-no.
* WithLyrics: Servo superimposes the lyrics to soft-rock songs like "At Seventeen" and the theme from ''Film/{{Arthur}}'' over the film's easy-listening soundtrack.
* WunzaPlot: Observer's fictional SitCom, ''Which Is Witch?''
* YesMan: Servo is this to Eddie in the alternate reality.
* ZeeRust: "So, fifty years from now it'll be three years from now."

->'''J.K. Robertson''': [[TheStinger "Matt, it's time for you decide if you're going to be one of my team players or not."]]