->''"I loved Dabone, and I don't care if the whole world knows it! Ah, but that was a time in my life when I had a thing for big, fierce, brown-eyed, curly-haired, lusty, kind of scary marginalized Bohemians with sexy accents. Do you know how hard those are to find in Minnesota?"''
-->--'''Mary Jo Pehl''', ''The Amazing Colossal Episode Guide''

Film watched: ''Film/{{Escape 2000}}'' aka ''Escape From the Bronx''

!!The ''[=MST3K=]'' presentation contains examples of:

* BoisterousBruiser: "Toblerone", as they dub Dablone. The film comes alive during his brief appearances, and sags without him.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Somehow, while explaining to Mike and the Bots that he put Pearl in a home (a playhouse), he either doesn't notice or doesn't ''care'' that the Satellite of Love is currently '''on fire'''.
* ContinuityNod: "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E19RedZoneCuba I'm Cherokee Jack!]]"
** "I'd better get over to the ''Zombie Nightmare'' set."
* CousinOliver: Parodied when Dr. Forrester tries bringing in "Timmy Bobby Rusty".
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
-->'''Mike''': He died as he died: dead.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: The segment where Dr. Forrester announces that ratings are low, and tries (and fails) to boost them. What happens to a show if their ratings are too low? Well, either it gets cancelled, or [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S07E06Laserblast the funding gets cut]].
* GodModeSue / BottomlessMagazines: [[invoked]]After a character takes out a whole army of Mooks. "He must be in God Mode with unlimited ammo!"
* MythologyGag: When Trash holds a "LEAVE THE BRONX" flyer up to the camera, Servo quips, "Hey, put that on still store", something that ended after the 5th season when the show read viewer mail.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname:
-->'''Blonde Gang Member''': Dablone!
-->'''Crow''': ''[as said blonde]'' I want to be called Da Blonde!
* [[OverusedRunningGag Overused Running]] [-LEAVE THE BRONX-] [[OverusedRunningGag Gag]]
* RunningGag: Referring to the female lead as either a vampire or rat woman.
** Jay the Photographer's comment "If they see us, we've had it" becomes a minor one.
** Crow keeps setting the S.O.L. on fire.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Pearl is immediately smitten with Dablone when he shows up, and runs off with him.
* ShaggyDogStory: One of the last riffs has Trash deciding he'll leave the Bronx anyway, which of course means the movie had no point.
* ShoutOut:
** Mike sings [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap "Workin' on a sex farm!'']] to the opening theme.
** During the credits, Servo transitions from his WithLyrics improvisations into "[[Music/{{Journey}} Separate Ways]]."
* [[SmokyGentlemensClub Smoky Gentlemen's Club]]: Invoked in the "Men's Night" host segment.
* SpecialEffectsFailure: Invoked by Servo's "Hoo-hoo!" reaction to the awkwardly tumbling dummy falling from the exploding helicopter.
* TemptingFate:
-->'''Crow''': ''[while trying to burn an ant]'' "Oh, like there's gonna be some kind of divine retribution?"
* ToiletHumour:
-->''[Two {{Mooks}} get fried by an electrical mine]''
-->'''Mike''': ''[as Mook #2]'' Oh what did you step in!
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Although it doesn't get mentioned explicitly, [[strike:Toblerone]] Dablone and his henchmen just sort of disappear towards the end of the [=MST3K=] version of the film and Hoffman pulls a KarmaHoudini escape in a flashy sports car. This is because the Brains had to cut most of the final battle scenes for time. In the full version [[strike:Toblerone]] Dablone and pals all get gunned down by the Disinfestors later on and Junior blows up Hoffman's car with a grenade.
* WithLyrics: Over the ending credits: [[OverlyLongGag "LEAVE BRONX! LEEEEAVE BRONX! LEEEEEAVE BRONX!"]]

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->''[[TheStinger [Dablone spits, laughs]]]''
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