Film watched: ''[[SanFranciscoInternationalAirport San Francisco International]]''

-->''The focal point of this failed TV pilot is the astounding pomposity and self-absorption of Pernell Roberts. He plays an airport administrator. You'd think that's a pretty mundane job and you'd be right, but Pernell struts and preens like balding cock-of-the-walk."
-->--'''The MysteryScienceTheater3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide'''

!!The MST3K treatment has examples of:
* CallBack: "[[WarriorOfTheLostWorld MEGAWEAPON!]]"
** The host segments feature return appearances from characters including [[Film/TheBrainThatWouldntDie Jan in the Pan]], [[Film/SantaClaus Santa Claus and Pitch]], [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E24TwelveToTheMoon Nuveena]], and of course [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Torgo]] (who brings the room down as usual).
* DullSurprise: The general reaction to the plane in trouble [[spoiler: (or not)]] during the opening credits.
* HeyItsThatGuy: A verbal example. Crow astutely points out that Pernell Roberts is looking "John Schuckonian" at one point.
* FanDisservice: Shirtless, sunburned Forrester and Frank as they do construction work (although Forrester is surprisingly buff).
* LargeHam: Dana Elcar as the outraged, hippie-hating Mr. Woodruff.
* OnlySaneMan: After an increasing number of guests from previous episodes show up to laugh hysterically at Mike's Urkel impression, [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Torgo]] shuffles into Deep 13 to proclaim that he's "[=nEvER BEeN a bIg URkEl FAn=]"; the moment immediately collapses as the guests find other things to do.
* TheOtherDarrin: Pointed out by Crow.
-->'''Crow:''' Uh, Lloyd Bridges is replacing you when we go to series.
* OverlyLongGag: Mike Nelson does an impression of [[FamilyMatters Steve Urkel]] during all three host segments.
* PlankGag: Mike {{Lampshades}} and [[InvokedTrope Invokes]] the Trope, demonstrating it to the 'bots. Unfortunately, he does far more damage to them than he planned.
-->'''Crow:''' I'm... I'm seeing a light, Mike. I'm going down a long hallway and I see a light. Is that you with me, Jesus?
-->'''Servo:''' ''(dazed)'' No more with the board. Please, Mister, don't hit me with the board again.
* RunningGag: Mike and the 'bots are constantly implying that the divorce is all Davey's fault and that nobody loves him.
--> '''Tina Scott''' (to Davey): It's just that sometimes married people--
--> '''Mike''' (as Tina): --break up because of their kids.
--> '''Tina:''' --simply have to live apart for a while.
--> '''Servo''' (as Tina): Apart from their kids, I mean.
--> '''Davey:''' You're going to get a divorce.
--> '''Mike''' (as Tina): Yes, and ''I'' don't want custody.
--> '''Tina:''' That hasn't been decided.
--> '''Crow''' (as Tina): Although because of you, it's very likely.
--> '''Davey:''' Do we have to go now?
--> '''Servo''' (as Tina): ''You'' have to go now.
** And then, later, as Jim and Davey fly over the city:
--> '''Crow''' (as Jim): Davey, all those people down there are getting divorced because of you.
** Pernell's hairpiece.
* ShirtlessScene: Funnily enough, Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank in the first segment.
* UnusuallyUninterestingSight: "Oop, child of a messy divorce on Runway 2."
* TheVietnamWar:
--> '''Davey''' (as he packs up his things): Mom, I don't want to go. You know what I mean.
--> '''Tina:''' Yes, I know what you mean.
--> '''Crow''' (as Tina): But they need you in Vietnam.
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[[TheStinger "My job, my way."]]