Film watched: ''[[Literature/{{Gor}} Outlaw of Gor]]'' aka ''Outlaw''

!!The Segments:

[[folder: Prologue ]]

* Mike and Crow roughhouse for the hell of it. Tom wants to take part, but Mike goes a bit too far, trapping him in the ceiling.


[[folder: Segment 1/Invention Exchange ]]

* The Mads have created the world's first [[BlatantLies really real]] TimeMachine; you'll just have to take their word for it, but Clayton ends up a caveman and Frank as a Roman. Mike and the 'Bots show off the Fabio Kit, which comes with perfectly bronzed chin and chest enhancements as well as a rich blond wig.


[[folder: Segment 2 ]]

* Crow and Tom found Mike's old theater scrapbook. Bet you didn't know how many stage productions involved sailor suits.


[[folder: Segment 3 ]]

* All of the {{stripperific}} outfits in the film inspire Mike and the Bots to perform a song, "Tubular Boobular Joy".


[[folder: Segment 4 ]]

* Jack Palance's autobiography about the making of the film has some curious and disgusting anecdotes to share. ''Film/TangoAndCash'''s chapter brings everyone running back, though.


[[folder: Segment 5 ]]

* A montage of all the butt shots from the film, even scenes cut from the episode for broadcast length! Dr. Forrester and Frank dance down in Deep 13 to various musical styles from throughout time.

!!This episode features examples of:

* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Jack Palance's diary
-->'''Servo:''' ''(mimicking Palance)'' "Day 10. Missed call. I think I..." ''(normal voice)'' "I think I ''killed'' a man today, more later"?!
** The gang decides they've had enough and walk away from the book - til Crow exclaims that it has an entire chapter on ''Film/TangoAndCash''.
--->'''Mike:''' ''(mimicking Palance)'' "Saw Russell's butt today!"
* CallBack: A few:
** [[Film/MrBNatural "He looks like a happy pig!"]]
** [[Film/{{Mitchell}} "My-my-my-my Mitchell!"]]
** "Oh no, they're on the ''Film/MoonZeroTwo'' set!"
** [[Film/{{Eegah}} "Watch out for snakes!"]]
** [[Film/TheDayTheEarthFroze "Sa... sa..." "Sampo!"]]
** "Uh-oh. ''Film/WarriorOfTheLostWorld'' set."
** [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate "You can't kill me, I quit!"]]
* DrinkingGame: Servo suggests drinking every time the annoying sidekick says Cabot's name. According to IMDB the name is said fifty-five times throughout the entire movie, mostly by the sidekick.
* EndOfAnAge: The final episode (until the 2017 reboot) with an "invention exchange". Kevin Murphy explained in the ACEG:
--> "Right about this time we stopped doing invention exchanges. Let's face it, Joel was the gizmocrat, the one who brought that invention exchange spirit on board. And Mike? Well, let's put it this way. Mike is not an inventor. Creative, yes, artistic, sure. Innovative, clever, resourceful, all of these and more. But the sight of a screwdriver puts him in a cold sweat. He used to hire kids to build his car models. I had to explain to him what a lawn mower does. We wrote the instructions on how to change the toilet paper roll right on the wall so he wouldn't be embarrassed. Mike is many things, but he is not a tinkerer."
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: The lyrics to ''Tubular Boobular Joy'' as seen in the Quotes page - though it's not past the radar, it's in front of the radar showing off its naughty bits.
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: Invoked by Servo after Watney explains he's '''''so''''' into girls.
* KillHimAlready: Watney Smith
-->'''Mike, Tom, Crow:''' ''(chanting)'' Kill him, kill him, kill him...
-->'''Mike:''' No one would see if you killed him now!
-->'''Crow:''' He'd probably get a free drink at the Pullman.
* NotableOriginalMusic: The ''Tubular Boobular'' song, as seen in the [[Quotes/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E19Outlaw Quotes page]].
** NoReprisePlease: Gypsy enters after the song ends, and...
--->'''Gypsy:''' Hey guys! How's the movie?\\
'''Mike & the Bots:''' (singing) Ohhh, it's, breasticaboobical, chesticamammical... (interrupted by Movie Sign)
* OldShame: In-universe, averted for the most part, as Mike doesn't seem that embarrassed about his early acting career. That said, he did seem to wear a lot of [[Main/HelloSailor sailor suits]]. Even for ''Theatre/DeathOfASalesman'', ''Theatre/WaitingForGodot'', ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'', ''Theatre/RichardIII'', ''Film/InheritTheWind'', ''[[Theatre/OhCalcutta Oh! Calcutta!]]'' ... Not even Mike realised this until the bots pointed it out to him, leading to some relatively mild FridgeHorror on Mike's part.
-->'''Servo:''' ''(on Mike in Oh! Calcutta)'' '''WOW, THAT'S NAUGHTY!'''... You'd be nude if not for the sailor suit.
* OverlyLongGag:
-->"Missed call!"
** The Creator/USANetwork movie titles during the end credits. Pretty much any time the riffed movie was new enough to have long end credits!
* RunningGag: Replying to the frequent questions by the film's cast of "What/Where the hell is _________?" with "It's/You're the hell here!"
* SanitySlippage: The ''Mads'' seem to have lost their minds at the end.
* SayMyName: An absurd case; not only does useless little Watney repeatedly call out for Cabot, but the instant he returns to the city, everyone runs around shouting his name (a total of ''19'' times in about 90 seconds). It really starts to wear on the guys after a while.
-->'''Marlenus:''' Cabot! CABOT! Cabot...\\
'''Servo:''' So, Cabot, then.\\
'''Marlenus:''' Cabot! It is Cabot; he has returned, my darling! CABOT!\\
'''Mike:''' "Oh, it's a different Cabot."\\
'''Marlenus:''' CABOTTTT!\\
'''Talena:''' Cabot?\\
'''Crow:''' So, uh, Cabot's coming, then?\\
'''Servo:''' Yeah, pretty much.\\
''(All three, in agreement, repeat "Cabot" for a while)''\\
'''Mike:''' Personally, I think Cabot is highly overrated, but... eh.\\
'''Talena:''' CAAAAAABOT!\\
'''Servo:''' ''(Getting annoyed)'' So our hero's name is WHAT, again?\\
'''Mike:''' ''(Sagely)'' Cabot.
* {{Squick}}: Invoked by Mike and the bots, who have this reaction when Cabot and Talena make out.
-->'''Crow:''' He dislocated his ''mandible''!
* TakeAThirdOption:
-->'''Lara:''' There's a prisoner loose in the desert, and I want him back alive. Bring him to me and you shall receive 50,000 tusks. Dead? Nothing!
-->'''Mike:''' Wounded? We can prorate it, we'll talk about that...
* TakeOurWordForIt:
** The Mads' time machine.
** Cabot's car is shown rocking with light flashing. It then immediately cuts to Cabot and Watney in a desert.
--->'''Crow''': Sorry, folks, we simply could not afford any special effects!
* ThrowItIn: In-universe, a few jokes are made of Jack Palance supposedly going off-script, like when he accuses the queen of acting like a "bitch in heat."
* TitleConfusion: The title ''Outlaw'' was only used for this episode. It was released elsewhere as either ''Outlaw of Gor'' or ''Gor II''. Servo understandably thinks at first it's [[ the film starring Jane Russell]], especially since Howard Hughes heavily promoted Russell's breasts. (George S. Kaufman stated, "They ought to call it 'A Sale of Two Titties'".)
* VisualPun: Mike's pose for ''Inherit the Wind'' makes it look like he's farting.
* WhamLine: InUniverse. Mike and the bots find an autobiography with journal excerpts on Jack Palance's experiences making this movie. They're having fun reading about Jack's drunkenness and the general lack of care on set when they get to an entry that reads "I think I killed a man. More later". They conclude that it's time to put down the book for a while... [[note]]Until they realize there is an entire chapter dedicated to ''Film/TangoAndCash''.[[/note]]
* WhyWeCantHaveNiceThings: Invoked by Gypsy at the boys' roughhousing.

->[[TheStinger "Get out of here, you disgusting woooooooorm!"]]