Films watched: ''WhatToDoOnADate'' (short) and ''[[Film/SwampDiamonds Swamp Women]] '' aka ''Swamp Diamonds''

Joel and the bots were less than impressed with Connors' pseudonym "Touch", which was his nickname when he played NCAA basketball.

''What To Do On A Date'' is a [[TheFifties 1950s]] educational short which attempted to teach... socially awkward teens of the time activites they could invite girls on dates to: exciting events like swim meets, weenie roasts and "scavenger sales".

!!The ''[=MST3K=]'' treatment of ''Swamp Diamonds'' provides examples of:
* TheLongList: All the names "Touch" Connors might have taken:
-->Thrust, Jab, Fudge, Crunch, Blast, Smidge, Shout, Batch, Scrod, Flake, Wink, Sploot, Pinch, Probe, Wing, Snake, Jab [again?], Grunt, Flink, Branch, Snake [again!] Pitch, Pat, Hal, Snake [yet AGAIN!], Snack, Slap
* RunningGag:
** Referencing Phil Harris, Curt Gowdy, ''TheGunInBettyLousHandbag'', etc.
** Servo's narration during the many, ''many'' tracking shots of the swamp from the boat: "As we left the clam flowage that day..."
* SophisticatedAsHell: Invoked by Servo at Vera's EvenEvilHasStandards moment:
-->'''Vera:''' Nice kid! Sell her man right down the river!\\
'''Servo (in bad UsefulNotes/NewJersey accent):''' Yeah, some women have no class!
* TakeThat: The [[Creator/AndrewLloydWebber Andrew Lloyd Weber]] [sic] grill, useful for burning Mr. Webber's scores.

!!The ''[=MST3K=]'' treatment of ''What To Do On A Date'' provides examples of:
* WholePlotReference: The host skits follow a plot about Servo asking Gypsy out on a date, in a parody of the episode's short "What To Do On A Date". It also serves to [[{{Deconstruction}} deconstruct]] the short's [[UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower Eisenhowerrific]] ValuesDissonance.
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[[TheStinger "Sssshhhut up!"]]
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