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[[caption-width-right:350:"Hey, you got your circus on my ice!"\\
"You got your ice on my circus!"\\
"Two bad things that go ''worse'' together!"]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:''Film/MonsterAGoGo''? I thought this was going to be ''[[Series/TheMunsters Munster Go Home]]''!]]

->''"I recall this episode as being the first time we decided explicitly to write sketches having nothing to do with the movie. Really, we had no choice. (...A)ny topic that is about something (that is, any topic that exhibits "topicness") cannot, by definition, have anything to do with this movie."''
-->--'''Paul Chaplin''', ''The Series/{{Mystery Science Theater 3000}} Amazing Colossal Episode Guide''

Films watched: ''Circus on Ice '' (short) and ''Film/MonsterAGoGo ''

Best Brains regards ''Monster a Go-Go'' as one of the worst movies they ever riffed on. It even gets an aside reference in [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E24ManosTheHandsOfFate their treatment]] of ''Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate'', implying that as bad as ''that'' movie was, this one might still be even ''worse''.

''Circus on Ice'' give the audience a look at the 40th Annual Carnival of the Toronto Skating Club.

The episode is available in the Gizmoplex [[https://www.gizmoplex.com/mst3k/season:4/videos/mst3k-092-monsteragogo here]], and on Creator/ShoutFactory [[https://www.shoutfactorytv.com/mystery-science-theater-3000/mst3k-monster-a-go-go/53cd482269702d27d32c3000 here]].

!!The Segments:
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[[folder: Prologue ]]

* The 'Bots have turned the bridge into a cheese factory, and they give Joel a grand tour. It turns out that his sneakers are essential ingredients in the process.

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* This Invention Exchange not only revolves around action figures, it's also a contest, with the winners getting to watch the movie of their choice. If the SOL crew wins, they get to watch ''Film/LocalHero''; if they don't, they have to suffer ''Film/MonsterAGoGo''. The Mads present Johnny Longtorso, an action figure whose individual parts are sold separately to maximize revenue. The 'Bots show off their line of non-violent action figures: Servo's Action Oxford (Edward de Vere), Crow's tapeworm w/ host, and Gypsy's Wilma Rudolph. Since Frank is the "impartial" judge, he and Forrester win and the SOL gang have to watch ''Monster A-Go Go''.

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* Gypsy tells Crow that she doesn't "get" him, but he can't figure out what she means. Gypsy can't quite explain it either, even after several attempts at clarification where Crow lists some of his more bizarre tendencies and qualities. Eventually, Crow gets annoyed and leaves. Servo enters a few seconds later. Gypsy tells Servo she doesn't get him; he responds "Nobody does; I'm the ''wind'', baby!"

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* Joel and Servo play keep-away with Crow. He soon catches the ball, but Joel and Servo continue playing with another ball. Crow keeps his ball for a little while in the theater.

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* Crow and Servo ask Joel about Rupert Holmes' "Escape" (AKA The Piña Colada Song) and the ensuing problems its lyrics pose.

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* After the conclusion of the film, Joel tries to cheer up a miserable Servo and Crow by dubbing them a happy king and his jester, Sir Giggles von Laughsalot. They break down and describe the film with exceptionally long and painful metaphors, but soon feel better after thinking of a good thing about the movie.

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!!The ''Mystery Science Theater 3000'' presentation of ''Circus on Ice'' has examples of:
* BlackComedy: Joel gets dark in this one: "There's nothing sadder than a gut-shot fawn." "Women are torn apart like fresh bread!"
* DesignatedHero: Invoked by Joel when the narrator says that the soldiers "bravely" shot a dragon to death.
-->'''Joel:''' ''Bravely''?! That thing was ''grazing''!
* RunningGag: Every time the narration says something along the lines of "The music is inspiring", one of the 'Bots follows it with a crack like "On Broadway! But not here."
* ShoutOut: Joel and the 'Bots reference a famous ad for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups during the title card.
-->'''Joel:''' Hey, you got your circus on my ice!\\
'''Crow:''' You got your ice in my circus!\\
'''Servo:''' Two bad things that go worse together!
* ThisIsGonnaSuck: The short's title gets this reaction, and the Mads know it.
* WithLyrics: Tom gets in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOPBJOh5FGQ a hysterical one]] during the scene with [[ItMakesSenseInContext two figure skaters dressed as cotton candy]], singing along to the background music:
-->'''Narrator:''' And no circus is complete without pink candy floss! (''the skaters begin to dance in sync to jaunty music'')\\
'''Servo:''' These two girls, they make quite a pair\\
They, both come from your worst nightmare
-->They, will haunt your soul forever\\
And now, when you see pink,
-->You're gonna think; ''"we're doomed!"''\\
They, are agents of Satan...
-->'''Joel:''' (''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny cracking up]]'') Stop it, Tom.
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!!The ''Mystery Science Theater 3000'' presentation of ''Film/MonsterAGoGo'' has examples of:
* ArtisticLicenseEngineering: Douglas’s capsule clearly wasn’t designed with the fact a normal human was supposed to sit in it. Or, as Servo puts it...
--> Douglas was pear-shaped, very short and stood the whole way.
* AuthorAppeal: Kevin Murphy's favorite film, ''Film/LocalHero'', is offered if Joel and the Bots win the action figure contest.
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment[[invoked]]:
** This is one of the few episodes where ''none'' of the host segments have anything to do with the film. As the quote at the beginning of the page explains, the team chose to do this because having host segments related to the movie would be implying that the movie ''actually had a plot''.
** Servo and Crow's odd little tune, "Hum, duh de hee hee, hoo-ah, hoo-ah."
* BlatantLies: [[invoked]] [[CommonKnowledge According to Joel]], [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_(song) "Timothy"]] isn't about cannibalism:
-->'''Joel:''' Listen, uh, Crow, it's a well-known fact that Timothy... was a ''duck''.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: The bots show their line of non-violent action figures to the Mads, [[CulturedBadass Action Oxford]], Olympian Wilma Rudolph and a tapeworm.
* CallBack:
** Joel declares Servo "a happy king" while pretending to play a trumpet, a ShoutOut to ''Film/MrBNatural''.
** Johnny Longtorso takes his name from a riff Servo made back in ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S01E04WomenOfThePrehistoricPlanet Women of the Prehistoric Planet]]''.
* CouldSayItBut / ExactWords: [[INeedAFreakingDrink "I don't have a can of pop. [...] It's my medicine."]]
* CourtJester: Crow (reluctantly) as Sir Giggles von Laughsalot, in a hat with bells on it and the signature wand topped with a tiny version of his own head. [[MiniMook Which talks.]]
* DamnedByFaintPraise: Joel tries to cheer the bots by asking them to point out something positive about the movie. Crow states that you couldn't hear the dialogue, while Servo points out nobody involved in this mess ever went on to work on anything else.[[note]]Not counting [[Film/TheGiantSpiderInvasion Bill Rebane]] and Creator/HerschellGordonLewis...[[/note]]
* [[invoked]]DudeNotFunny: Joel freaks out when Servo quips "Well, it looks like he died in the state of sin."
* EmergencyBroadcast: Parodied when it's revealed that there was no monster:
--> '''Servo:''' This has been a test. Had this been an actual movie, you would have been entertained.
* FridgeLogic:
** Invoked by Crow and Servo when they try to have Joel explain the lyrics of Rupert Holmes' song "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)." When Joel tells them Holmes just wrote a song about a popular 1970's fad (personal ads), the 'bots pipe up about "Timothy" being about [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalism]] ("When was THAT ever popular?!"). When Joel replies that the song's Timothy was a ''duck'', [[note]]Joel is lying to the bots; Holmes and the singers have confirmed that it is most definitely about [[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty miners who eat one of their number while trapped in a cave-in]], and though it's never been speculated that Timothy was a duck, they did have to tell radio stations it was a ''mule'' in order for them to agree to play it... [[CaptainObvious but,]] [[EveryoneKnewAlready really, now...]][[/note]] they go into full investigative mode.
--->'''Tom:''' Wha--wait a minute, let's review here.\\
'''Crow:''' Huh? A duck?!\\
''(Tom and Crow huddle.)''\\
'''Tom:''' So it's down in a coal mine..."hungry as hell"...um, "Gee, that leg looks swell"...
** During the film:
--->'''Narrator:''' No doubt, this was the capsule[[note]]which looked like a Mercury capsule[[/note]] Douglas rode in.\\
''(Joel and the 'bots giggle loudly.)''\\
'''Servo:''' Douglas was pear-shaped, very short, and ''stood'' the whole way.
* GeniusBonus: Invoked: Crow is built on Platform/{{UNIX}} and can support a variety of operating systems, which was a ''very'' nerdy joke for prime time in its day.
* HellIsThatNoise: During one portion, the soundtrack makes a strange warping sound, causing Crow to shout "Stop it!" louder and louder. The moment it cuts out he instantly flips back to normal with a chirpy "Thank you!"
* HeroicBSOD: Both Crow and Tom Servo at the end, despite Joel's best efforts.
* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: The film recalls some ''very'' specific traumas for Crow and Servo at the end that, being robots, they couldn't have possibly experienced, so presumably they belong to ''Joel''. Of course, inflicting his own formative traumas on the 'Bots isn't exactly good parenting either...
* INeedAFreakingDrink: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epDt4JVXvIM&t=53m37s At one point,]] Joel pops open a can and takes a drink, and despite what Crow and Tom assume, [[CouldSayItBut Joel makes it clear he's not drinking pop.]]
-->'''Joel''': It's my medicine.
-->'''Tom Servo''': [[SarcasmMode "Medicine."]] [[AintTooProudToBeg (needily) C'mon!]] ''[-[[AintTooProudToBeg Share!]]-]''
* JokerJury: To judge which action figure is truly the best of the Exchange, Frank opts to act as a fair and impartial judge.
-->'''Dr. F:''' ...Frank?\\
'''Frank:''' ''(instantly, in a flat monotone)'' We won.\\
'''Dr. F:''' ''(without hesitating)'' You LOSE.
* MiniMook: Little Crow chimes in with "Yeah!" when J&TB fire back at the Mads at the end.
* MondegreenGag: Due to the movie's very poor sound quality:
-->'''Col. Connors''' "...and why should it be radioactive?"
-->'''Tom Servo:''' "Washington's radioactive?"
* MoralEventHorizon: [[invoked]] Gypsy feels the Mads crossed this, screaming "Evil! '''YOU ARE EVIL!''' '''''EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!'''''" after they introduce Johnny Longtorso, an action figure where [[OneGameForThePriceOfTwo every limb is sold separately]]. [[CardCarryingVillain Forrester and Frank are more than pleased at this reaction]].
* NoodleIncident: When trying to help Gypsy figure out why she doesn't get him, Crow suggests it's because [[AbsurdPhobia he panics whenever he makes sandwiches]].
* OddlySmallOrganization: Lampshaded:
-->'''Joel:''' Oh, this is when NASA was just a car and a helicopter, right.
* OneGameForThePriceOfTwo: Johnny Longtorso, the man who comes in pieces!
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: Even Joel and the bots seem stunned by the "phone ringing noise" scene, with Joel simply muttering "unbelievable" and Tom just bursting out laughing.
* ThePollyanna: Crow fails to become this at the start. Joel attempts this after the experiment is over -- and succeeds.
* {{Pun}}: In a scene featuring a man walking into a clearing with a briefcase.
-->'''Crow:''' Now THERE'S a man out standing in his field!
* RevenueEnhancingDevices: Exaggerated with the "Johnny Longtorso" figure, which has each individual piece of the figure, '''even each bolt''', sold separately.
* RunningGag:
** The apparent source of the odd, nameless tune "[[{{Scatting}} Hum de de hee hee...]]"
*** Crow teaches it to Mike in ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E10TheViolentYears The Violent Years]]''.
*** Crow sings it again in ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E21TheBeastOfYuccaFlats The Beast of Yucca Flats]]''.
*** The Mads use it as a BattleChant in ''[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S09E01TheProjectedMan The Projected Man]]''.
** ''"B.'''O'''!"''
* SanitySlippage: Crow's (and later Tom's) little song ("hum dee-dee-dee-dee, hoowah hoowah") might be an indication that the film has broken their minds.
* SarcasmFailure: It takes the crew a moment to recover when they hear someone using their voice to imitate a phone instead of ''using an actual ringing phone sound''. Joel is reduced to muttering, "Unbelievable..." and Tom just laughs.
* {{Scatting}}: Crow's odd little song: "Hum de de hee hee -- hoowa, hoowa."
* ShoutOut:
** When there's a shot from the monster's point of view, Crow mimics the "ki ki ki ma ma ma" motif from ''Franchise/FridayThe13th'' films.
** The Coke bottle from ''Film/TheGodsMustBeCrazy'' is referenced during the scene where the military is searching the field.
** The crew hums Music/RideOfTheValkyries when a helicopter flies over the capsule crash site, a shoutout to the helicopter attack scene from Film/ApocalypseNow. They transition into the theme from ''Series/{{MASH}}'' when it lands, which causes Crow to sob, "[[Recap/MashS11E16GoodbyeFarewellAndAmen It's beautiful]]!"
** Forrester mockingly telling Joel he's going to give "just a little spittle" on Joel's face is a reference to ''Film/Dune1984''.
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Monty Python's]] [[SubvertedKidsShow Story Time sketch]] is referred to while some of the characters are looking through some logbooks.
** "''B.'''O.'''~!!!''" was from the old [[https://www.old-time.com/commercials/1940%27s/Lifebuoy.html Lifebuoy]] [[https://www.old-time.com/commercials/Sounds/Lifebuoy.mp3 radio ads]].
** [[Literature/TheWorldAccordingToGarp "He said 'garp' and then he said 'good' and then he died."]]
* SpecialEffectsFailure: Invoked. The crew [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe can't believe it]] when the movie somehow can't even find an actual phone ringing to dub in and just have someone make the sound with their mouth.
-->'''Servo:''' ''(as scientist)'' Yes, I made that phone noise!
* {{Squick}}: Invoked as Gypsy's reaction to Crow's action figure, Woodscrew Tapeworm. Servo, on the other hand, is amazed.
* SuckinessIsPainful: Tom and Crow were so upset at the movie that the metaphor for its badness had to be done in paragraphs. And they are in tears as they say it.
-->'''Tom:''' Joel, it's this movie. It was really depressing! It was like being a little kid and eating dinner at your Aunt Ruth's apartment in the summer, and it's hot in there and she's got a local Christian radio station on, and there's nothing to do or look at 'cause all she's got in the apartment are Good Housekeeping magazines and linen doilies!\\
'''Crow:''' Yeah! And then they send you out to play with the strange neighbor kids and they're all big and their skin is pink and they have big pores and a big eighth grader makes you look at really upsetting pictures, so you go back inside and you sit down and they're all just talking with these big pauses in their conversations and you can hear the clock ticking on the wall!\\
'''Tom:''' Yeah! Yeah, and so you dig into your seat cushion and you find a really old peanut, and you're so bored you eat it! And then you just feel bad and a little sick, and then you think you're about to go! But-but then Aunt Ruth takes out a photo album filled with black-and-white photos of kids with squinty eyes and they're supposed to be your uncles and aunts or something, and then your parents force you to look at them!
* TakeThat:
--> '''Joel:''' Hey, wait; I think you have page 29 of the script on your shoe!
** The infamous ending prompted one of the few instances in the entirety of the show of one of the bots flat out ''booing'' the film. It only comes second to the infamous DownerEnding of ''Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate'', where little Debbie becomes one of the Master's wives, where the entire crew booed.
** One of the host segments is entirely devoted to bashing the kitsch song "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)." It's clearly the result of one of the writers having thought these things for a while.
*** Similarly, towards the end of the segment, after Joel explains that Rupert Holmes only made the song because of (at the time) contemporary popular trends, Crow calls to attention that Rupert Holmes also wrote [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_(song) "Timothy"]], asking when in the world ''[[NoPartyLikeADonnerParty cannibalism]]'' was popular.
* ThisIsGonnaSuck: ''Everyone. '''During the opening credits''''', no less.
-->'''Joel:''' You know what, guys, I have a feeling that this is gonna be a tough one.\\
'''Crow:''' Now, it might not be too bad!\\
'''Tom:''' No, I think Joel's right; this one has [[UnusualEuphemism 'stinkburger']] written all over it.\\
'''Crow:''' Come on; [[BaitAndSwitchCredits you can't tell just from the credits]]!\\
'''Joel:''' No, no, it's a feeling I have; my gut instinct's telling me this is gonna hurt real bad.\\
'''Crow:''' Joel, it's not healthy to have such a negative attitude right out of the gate.\\
'''Tom:''' It's just common sense, Crow; there's a feeling of incompetence already in the air here.\\
'''Joel:''' Yeah, we might as well face up to it.\\
'''Crow:''' [[{{Determinator}} Well, I refuse to give in so soon]]; [[ThePollyanna I'm gonna riff away like it's nobody's business]]... [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I-I can't think of anything]] ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial now]]'', but...
** It doesn't even take a minute to change Crow's mind.
---> '''Crow:''' Hey, what a coincidence; [[BlatantLies there are two guys named Bill Rebane!]] [[Film/TheGiantSpiderInvasion Y'know, cause you see, with the...]] [[GiftedlyBad and the - the guy that...]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck this is gonna suck]].
* UnwinnableByDesign: Points for trying, but the moment Dr. Forrester revealed that ''Frank'' was to be the judge for their action figure contest, it should've been obvious to Joel that he and the bots were going to lose no matter what.
-->'''Dr. Forrester:''' Frank?
-->'''Frank:''' We won.
-->'''Dr. Forrester:''' You lose.
* WhatCouldHaveBeen: [[invoked]] Servo sighs at seeing the title: "Aw, I thought this was going to be ''[[Series/TheMunsters Munster Go Home!]]''".
* YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe:
** Uttered verbatim by Crow when Forrester says TV Frank will be [[BlatantLies the "unbiased" judge]] of their action figure contest.
** Joel groans, "Unbelievable!" when an obviously fake phone ring made by a human voice is dubbed in one scene.

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->''[[TheStinger (The monster looks around outdoors)]]''
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