Film watched: ''[[Main/MasterNinja Master Ninja II]]''

''[=MST3K=]'' had planned to air the third of the ''Master Ninja'' movies in the sixth season; unfortunately, the plans fell through, and they aired ''SamsonVsTheVampireWomen'' instead.

!!This episode contained the following tropes:
* IncrediblyLamePun:
** "Remember, have your ninja spade."
** Crow makes a series of these during the fight in the cemetary in the voice of [[TalesFromTheCrypt the Cryptkeeper]].
** Joel, who usually refrains from them himself, gets one in himself when Max drops the GirlOfTheWeek from a glider for [=MacAllister=] to catch.
--> '''Joel:''' She's a real blonde bombshell.
* NotableOriginalMusic: "Master Ninja Theme Song"
* ShoutOut: During the final showdown in the cemetary, Crow makes several {{Incredibly Lame Pun}}s in the voice of [[TalesFromTheCrypt the Cryptkeeper]].
* TeamPet: In one sketch, Tom insists that the hamster is the wrong type of pet for Timothy Van Patten, comparing it to other TV detectives and their pets, and then suggests fitting pets for both Timothy ("A mandrill?") and other detectives.
-->'''Crow:''' Err... Bat Masterson.\\
'''Servo:''' [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins Penguin. All of your 19th-century Western detectives would have penguins.]] But there ''may'' be a few puffins thrown in, so be sure to ask me about each one.
:: He eventually concludes that CharlesDarwin would have a howler monkey [[HollywoodEvolution that would eventually evolve into "his wisecracking partner, Blake"]].
* {{Theatresports}}: The opening segment has Joel and the 'Bots pretending to be an improv troupe, performing a sketch premise where they ask their audience (Gypsy) for random pieces of information -- which Gypsy [[CloudCuckoolander answers even more randomly than expected]]:
-->'''Joel:''' (To Crow and Tom) Okay, you're at ''Cream of Wheat'', you're about to do ''PeterGabriel'' when ''Anger'' shows up, and... '''Go!'''
** GeniusBonus: Best Brains throw in several bits of improv jargon in the aftermath, where Tom and Crow complain about "negating" each other.
* TheUnintelligible: Many jokes about Timothy Van Patten being one of these, especially the "General Timothy Van Film/{{Patton}}" sketch.
-->'''Crow:''' (George C. Scott impression) "Now, I want you to remember that no babbister ever (Timothy Van Patten impression) wub a waa by dibbing fuh hibs cubbidy."
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->[[TheStinger (Lee Van Cleef smiles strangely while petting a hamster.)]]