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[[caption-width-right:214: Oh, this case is just not cricket.]]

-> '''Havers''': ''[sitting down to eat toast with Lynley]'' They were perfectly clean, you know, my knickers.
-> '''Lynley''': ''[gallantly]'' I don't know what you're talking about, Detective Sergeant.

Famous cricketer Kenneth Waring dies of asphyxiation when the cottage he was staying in is lit ablaze. His lover and agent, Gabriella Patten, disappears the next day. Among those devastated by Waring's death are Jeannie, his estranged wife, and Miriam Whitelaw, his wealthy patroness. Also shaken by the news is Miriam's rebellious daughter, Olivia, an animal rights activist and part-time prostitute, who lives in the company of serial arsonist Chris Faraday.

The case seems at a close when Waring's 16-year-old son, Jimmy Waring, confesses to his father's murder. Lynley, however, doesn't buy into this. He is convinced that Jimmy is only confessing to protect someone. But by refusing to arrest Jimmy, Lynley is going against the professional opinion of his profiler/LoveInterest Helen Clyde, who isn't taking it very well. Lynley and Havers attempt to make sense of the situation, as Havers settles into her new home and neighbourhood.

!! Tropes
* AntagonisticOffspring: And not just one.
** Jimmy Waring resents his DisappearedDad Kenneth Waring and might even be his murderer.
** When she isn't acting as a part-time prostitute, Olivia Whitelaw goes around raiding the dog farms which supply test dogs for the scientific research that her mother promotes. She goes as far as to disrupt one of Miriam's speeches by doing a grotesque masked impersonation of her, while her companions shoot paint balls at Miriam. [[spoiler: Miriam has no idea that Olivia is terminally ill until Lynley unknowingly lets it slip, thinking she already knew.]]
* UsefulNotes/TheAshes: Heh, well, what else do you expect [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin given the episode title?]]
* BigFancyHouse: Miriam Whitelaw's...''mansion''?
* BrokenBird: Olivia Whitelaw. It's revealed that her CynicismCatalyst was when [[spoiler: her mother convinced her to terminate a pregnancy at age 20]]. It went FromBadToWorse, since she later found out she was [[spoiler: terminally ill with Motor Neuron Disease]].
* ComedicUnderwearExposure: When Lynley visits Havers' flat, Havers modestly tries to hide some drying underwear by stuffing them in a kitchen drawer. MurphysLaw prevails, and when Lynley starts setting the table, he opens a drawer to find her underwear next to the cutlery.
* DaddyDidntShow: Kenneth Waring was supposed to take Jimmy on a trip to Greece on the day of his death. His last minute cancellation proves fatal for him.
* DoubleMeaningTitle: in the cricketing world, 'playing for the Ashes' refers to participating in the matches for the ongoing British versus Australia trophy nicknamed [[UsefulNotes/TheAshes 'the Ashes']]. In story, the victim was a cricketer killed by fire, resulting in ashes.
* EmbarrassingCoverUp: {{Invoked}} by Chris Faraday. His perpetual alibi for what he was doing at the time of any arson is that he was watching pornographic films.
* [[JerkassHasAPoint Extremist Has A Point]]: Not saying it justifies murder, but [[spoiler: Gabriella's influence on Waring had not only broken up his marriage and his relationship with his son, but she'd corrupted him into taking bribes for match fixing so he could keep her in style. She really was ruining his life, and even posthumously wrecking his reputation as a sportsman.]]
* FalseConfession: Lynley believes that Jimmy Waring is simply TakingTheHeat for someone he loves. [[spoiler: And Lynley's right.]]
* FiremenAreHot: Well, Barbara and Helen think so. Lynley's expression upon hearing their exchange can only be accurately described as, "WTF??"
* HeroesLoveDogs: Anytime a dog appears, Lynley immediately gets down on its level and pets it. This is exactly as adorable as you think it is.
* MurderByMistake: [[spoiler: Waring wasn't the intended victim. Gabriella Patten was.]]
* TheObstructiveLoveInterest: Helen takes Lynley's difference of professional opinion as a slight to her competence. Her reaction is predictable. Once again, one has to ask, WhatDoesHeSeeInHer
* PastimesProvePersonality: Again, Lynley is shown to have a passion for one of the most gentlemanly of sports.
-->'''Lynley''': Cricket is not something you ''like'', Detective Sergeant. Cricket is a ''religion''.
* PromotionToParent: Miriam Whitelaw became one to Kenneth Waring, and by extension to grandparent to Jimmy. [[spoiler: It's why she committed the murder, trying to eliminate the woman who'd corrupted him personally and professionally.]]
* RecurringCharacter: Hadiyyah, Havers' CheerfulChild next-door, is introduced in this episode. She will appear regularly throughout Series 2 [[spoiler: [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse before vanishing without another mention]]]].
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections: Played for laughs. Lynley uses his connections to get the case assigned to him because he is a cricket fanatic. Barbara wastes no time mocking him for it -- in good fun, of course.