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->''"I'm a 10th-level Vice President!"''
-->--'''UsefulNotes/AlGore''' playing TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons

''[[CouchGag Painstakingly drawn before a live audience]]''

As the title suggests, this is a ThreeShorts anthology episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''. The Professor uses his new invention, the "Fing-Longer", to reveal his other new invention, the "What If" machine. This is a device that shows a video of a hypothetical scenario after someone asks it a "what-if" question.

* Bender asks what it would be like if he had been a 500-foot tall robot. He is shown at first befriending Fry, but later destroys New New York. Bender is killed in a battle with an artificially enlarged Zoidberg.
* Leela asks what she would be like if she were more impulsive. Her first impulse (to buy a pair of boots with an additional stripe) eventually leads to even more impulsive behavior, causing her to kill everyone at Planet Express except Fry.
* Fry wants to know what would have happened if he'd never been frozen. It turns out his absence from the future causes a series of time rift that threaten the universe. Former US vice president UsefulNotes/AlGore and his "Vice Presidential Action Rangers" (Creator/StephenHawking, Creator/NichelleNichols (Uhura from ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries''), Creator/GaryGygax (creator of ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''), and Deep Blue the chess-playing robot) arrive to convince Fry that he has to be frozen. When Fry breaks the hibernation capsule instead of freezing himself, the entire universe is destroyed, leaving Fry and the Action Rangers floating in a white void.

At the end, it's revealed that the entire episode was the answer to the Professor's question, "What if I had invented the Fing-Longer?"

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!!"What if I described tropes featured in this episode?":

* AbnormalAmmo: In the first short, things quickly devolve into a {{Kaiju}} battle between a 500-foot-tall Zoidberg and Bender. The weapons they decide to use? Zoidberg decides to use a section of a subway as nunchucks, while Bender takes a section of the highspeed onramp and uses the people in it and around him as blow-darts.
* ActorAllusion: Bender announces "I'm a big robot, and I want a big cereal!" upon meeting Fry, an allusion to Billy West having voiced the Honeycomb commercials.
* AdamWesting: All the Action Rangers (bar Deep Blue) are doing this to varying degrees.
* AlasPoorVillain: PlayedForLaughs. In his fantasy sequence, Bender is depicted as a giant who smashes up a city before being killed. As he lays dying, he laments he was unable to carry out his simple dream of killing all humans and expires on this line:
-->'''Bender''': Who's the ''real'' seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I...\\
'''Fry''': Good night, sweet prince.
* AmbiguousSituation: The existence of the Fing-Longer in later episodes raises the question as to whether Farnsworth would go on to invent the Fing-Longer after watching the scenarios play out on the What-If machine, or if the Fing-Longer was invented by someone else and an envious Farnsworth was using the What-If machine to see what would have happened if he was the one who invented it.
* AnyoneCanDie:
** In the first segment, Zapp, Kif, and Bender die.
** The second has Leela kill everyone at Planet Express but Fry.
** And the third has the ''entire universe'' destroyed except Fry and the Vice Presidential Action Rangers.
* ApocalypseHow: According to the What-If Machine, Fry refusing to be cryo-frozen for 1,000 years would cause a [[ApocalypseHow/ClassX4 Universal-Scale Physical Annihilation]]. And it's not wrong, considering what happens in [[Recap/FuturamaS4E10TheWhyOfFry a later episode]]...
* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: The first story is about Bender being 500 feet tall. Later, he battles a 500 foot Zoidberg.
* AxCrazy: Impulsive Leela. Later episodes had this coming up much more often.
* BaitAndSwitch:
** When Fry realizes Leela is the murderer, she tearfully admits that she just wanted to be more impulsive. Then she ominously says she's going to be ''really'' impulsive with Fry, coming towards him. Cut to Fry and Leela in bed together.
--->'''Leela:''' So, Fry, what do you think of the impulsive new me?\\
'''Fry:''' I like it!\\
'''Leela:''' ''(ominously)'' Good. Now let me just get the lights.\\
''(Leela turns the lights off and Fry screams)''\\
'''Fry:''' ''(breathlessly)'' I ''really'' like it!
** Bender's question:
--->'''Bender''': As a robot living among humans, I've never really felt accepted at parties or nude beaches. So I've always secretly wondered... WHAT IF I WAS 500 FEET TALL?!
** Also, when the Professor says they need a guinea pig to test the enlarging machine, there's a GilliganCut to an ''actual'' guinea pig... which is then switched again when it's revealed the guinea pig is bait to lure in Zoidberg.
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: Apart from this being the theme of the whole episode, there's Planet Express super-sizing Zoidberg to get rid of Bender, which he does - destroying more of New New York in the process. In fact, who gets to trash the city is what they start fighting over in the first place.
* BigApplesauce: "Terror at 500 Feet".
* BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy: Al Gore, Stephen Hawking, Nichelle Nichols, Gary Gygax, and Deep Blue are revealed to have been part of a secret group tasked with defending the space-time continuum against temporal paradoxes.
* BerserkButton: Al Gore doesn't like it when people forget his vice presidential duties include "protecting the space-time continuum". He's also not fond of Gary Gygax's incessant use of D&D dice.
* BestOfAllPossibleWorlds: All three of the shorts lead to the death of several main characters, the last one even destroying the universe with the only survivors being Fry, Al Gore, Stephen Hawking, Deep Blue the chess-playing robot, Nichelle Nichols, and Gary Gygax.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Giant Zoidberg wins his fight with Giant Bender by cutting both his feet off and impaling him on the Empire State Building.
* BigLittleMan: Bender's story begins with what appears to be Giant Bender, but turns out to be a regular-sized Bender, [[HitlerCam seen from below]], one of many robots building the real Giant Bender.
* BlackmailBackfire: After Bender finds out that Leela killed Hermes, he confidently tries to get some money out of it, assuming her hack-and-slash methods won't work on someone made of metal. They won't, but a microwave will.
* BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord: Bender prefers the term extortion. [[XMakesAnythingCool The X makes it sound cool]].
* {{Bowdlerise}}: The second story ("What if Leela were impulsive") was (pardon the pun) butchered in syndication (in America and in the United Kingdom):
** Professor Farnsworth getting eaten by the anteaters after his line, "I just told you: You've killed me" was cut.
** The entire scene of Leela chopping up Hermes was deleted.
** The accusing parlor sequence no longer has Leela stabbing Cubert, Scruffy the janitor, and Nibbler in the dark.
* BuffySpeak:
-->'''Fry:''' What if I never fell into that freezer-doodle and came to the future-jiggy?\\
'''Prof. Farnsworth:''' That question is less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.
* CameoCluster: The last segment features Creator/StephenHawking, UsefulNotes/AlGore, Creator/NichelleNichols, and Creator/GaryGygax as a team investigating Fry.
* CaptainOblivious: Fry and Zoidberg, in "Dial L for Leela". Zoidberg doesn't even realise Leela's the murderer as Leela violently hacks Hermes to pieces in the next room, or when Nibbler desperately points at Leela. Fry, meanwhile, doesn't even seem to care that much that his co-workers, last living relatives and best friend are all killed.
* CorrespondenceCourse: Zoidberg has mail-order degrees in murderology and murderonomy.
* ContinuityNod: Bender uses "axe" instead of "ask", referring back to "Xmas Story" where Leela said that using "ask" instead of "axe" was archaic.
* CrimeAfterCrime: In the second segment, Leela kills most of the Planet Express crew to cover up her previous murders.
* CripplingOverspecialization: Deep Blue has no business on a crack team of geniuses when all it can do is dictate chess moves. RuleOfFunny has it be part of the team anyway.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
** Zoidberg finds the "murdered body of Amy's dead, deceased corpse."
** Al Gore calls Fry a "foolish fool" when the latter breaks the cryogenic freezer.
* DidNotThinkThisThrough: On seeing Giant Bender's rampage, the Planet Express team decide to make Zoidberg giant to fight him, except they don't tell him they want him to fight Bender, so Zoidberg starts lashing out at people and institutions who slighted him before.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Leela kills Amy for saying that she's not hip and sexy.
* DroppedInTheToilet: Zigzagged when Fry says, "I should've left you floating in the toilet!" to his noisemaker. It's unknown if this means he dropped it in the toilet but then continued to use it anyway, or if it was floating in the toilet when he originally found it. Either way, it highlights how much of a gross slob Fry is that he used it afterwards.
* DwindlingParty: The main plot element of "Dial L for Leela."
* EasilyForgiven: The Action Rangers don't hold Fry [[MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds destroying the universe]] against him very long.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Scruffy's gimmick of being a ForgettableCharacter is established in this episode.
-->'''Leela:''' Who are you?\\
'''Scruffy:''' Scruffy, the janitor.\\
'''Leela:''' I've never seen you before.\\
'''Scruffy:''' I've never seen you before neither.
* FateWorseThanDeath:
-->'''Nichelle Nichols:''' An eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: The RealityBreakingParadox of the "Fry never gets frozen" scenario foreshadows both [[TheChosenOne his importance to the universe]], and [[MyOwnGrandpa an important revelation]] in "Roswell That Ends Well".
** Related to the first point, we see no shadow from under the table as Fry topples.
* GoodNightSweetPrince: Fry says this to 500 foot tall Bender after he is impaled by a skyscraper.
* HeKnowsTooMuch: Anyone who figures out the identity of the murderer immediately becomes their next victim.
* HisNameIs: When Leela, Fry, and Zoidberg were the only people still alive in "Dial L for Leela":
-->'''Zoidberg:''' A letter from Bender, my good friend. "Dear Dr. Jerkberg, if you're reading this, I'm already dead. The person who killed me was ... was--" My God! It can't be! The murderer, it was--\\
'''Fry:''' ''(yawning)'' I'm bored. You're boring, Zoidberg. I'm gonna go watch TV.\\
'''Leela:''' Could you get the lights on your way out?\\
''(Fry shuts off the lights in the accusing parlor.)'''
* IAmAHumanitarian: Okay, Zoidberg's not human, but he's still a co-worker, and Leela and Fry casually munch on him. Fry doesn't seem to notice who he's eating, though.
* IResembleThatRemark: After Fry tells Leela to be more impulsive:
-->'''Leela''': I can be really impulsive! [[HypocriticalHumor It just takes me a while.]]
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice:
** How the giant Bender dies, when the giant Zoidberg chops off his feet, causing him to stumble backwards onto the Empire State Building.
** Leela kills Cubert, Scruffy ''and'' Nibbler -- all with the same sword, and impaling each one on the same sword every time the lights go out.
* InSpiteOfANail:
** In the world of the first short, the initial absence of Bender doesn't seem to have thrown off the plot of the series too badly, given that Leela still joined the Planet Express crew. Then again, it's ambiguous whether ''Fry'' did, and it's hard to imagine how it would happen that Leela joined the crew and Fry didn't. (It's anyone's guess how the events of "Space Pilot 3000" went.)
** The third segment has Bender, Farnsworth, Leela, and Zoidberg together without Fry going to the future. In the main timeline, Bender and Leela only meet each other and the other two because of Fry.
* ItsBeenDone: After Bender's request is played, Fry suggests, "What if Bender was really giant?" When Leela calls him out for suggesting something they've already seen, Fry admits he liked it and just wanted to see it again, until Farnsworth forces him to ask something less stupid.
* {{Jerkass}}: Nichelle Nichols and Professor Stephen Hawking are portrayed as such, Nichols having no problem beating a person senseless with a tennis racket (and outright admitting the Action Rangers have committed murder before), and shoves Al Gore down when he suggests taking a different action, while Hawking is a rude, smug, egotistical, credit-stealing jerk.
* JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope: Leela goes from killing the Professor in a fit of anger and with a pretty clear motive, to killing Bender because he seemed ready to extort her, to [[DisproportionateRetribution killing Amy because she said she wasn't hip or sexy.]]
* MechVsBeast: In Bender's segment the Professor uses a growth ray to make Zoidberg as big as Giant Bender.
* MikeNelsonDestroyerOfWorlds: Fry destroys the entire universe using a time paradox.
* MurderIsTheBestSolution:
** Impulsive Leela's default reaction to being upset or threatened is to kill the offender. [[SexForServices Unless it's Fry.]]
** The Action Rangers apparently default to murder as their usual solution. Unfortunately, with Fry, it doesn't work.
--->'''Nichelle Nichols:''' Something's wrong! Murder isn't working and that's all we're good at!
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Parodied when Leela kills the Professor.
-->'''Farnsworth''': Oh, you've killed me! You've killed me!\\
'''Leela''': Oh God! What have I done?!\\
'''Farnsworth''': [[CaptainObvious I just told you, you've killed me!]]
* NestedStoryReveal: The events of the episode turn out to be a what-if simulation based on Farnsworth asking it, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"
* PlagiarismInFiction: Fry discovers the "Fry Hole":
-->'''Fry:''' So what do you nerds want?\\
'''Creator/NichelleNichols:''' It's about that rip in space-time that you saw.\\
'''Creator/StephenHawking:''' I call it a "Hawking Hole".\\
'''Fry:''' No fair! I saw it first!\\
'''Stephen Hawking:''' Who is ''The Journal of Quantum Physics'' going to believe?
* PrefersGoingBarefoot: Invoked by Leela in "Dial L for Leela". Doctor Zoidberg reveals he has an incriminating boot print from the killer. Leela hastily lies that it can't be hers because she never wears boots. She immediately takes off her boots under the coffee table and puts her bare feet on display atop it, wiggling her toes to emphasize her absent footwear.
* RealityBreakingParadox: Fry being frozen for 1,000 years is, according to the What-If Machine, a critical component of the universe's continued existence; by refusing to enter the cryo-tube, Fry ends up threatening all of existence, and then destroying it.
* RecursiveReality: Turns out the whole episode was itself a what-if story from the What If machine.
* PoliticianGuestStar: Al Gore voices himself in this and a couple of later episodes.
* SchizoTech: Farnsworth considers the Fing-Longer (essentially a glove with an extra-long pointer finger) to be a far more impressive invention and beyond his abilities, compared to the What-If Machine, which can generate elaborate simulations based on a single vague question.
* SexForServices: Leela has sex with Fry in order to make sure he won't tell anyone of the murders.
* ShipTease: An early hint at the Fry and Leela relationship. Leela kills everyone, implying that murder is her default solution to a problem, but her first idea for silencing Fry is to have sex with him.
* ShoutOut:
** Giant Bender's flying to Earth is accompanied by the opening riff from Music/BlackSabbath's "Iron Man".
** Given Creator/NichelleNichols' presence in the episode, they make sure to include a reference to [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Uhura]], with her manning the Action Rangers' telephone, informing Al Gore about an incoming transmission.
** Bender saying he's a big robot and he wants a '''big''' cereal is a reference to Honeycomb cereal ads.
** Mr Panucci believes in only three monsters: ''Literature/{{Dracula}}'', ''Film/{{Blacula}}'', and ''Film/SonOfKong''
* SmellyFeetGag:
-->'''Zoidberg:''' ...You see, the killer left one fatal clue: This boot print on the Professor's lab coat!
-->'''Leela:''' Uh, couldn't be me. I never wear boots. ''[hastily takes off her boots]'' See?
-->'''Fry:''' Ew! What smells like boot feet?
* TheSummation: After investigating the string of murders at Planet Express Zoidberg has everyone gather in "The Accusing Parlor" so he can deliver one of these. Leela keeps interrupting to murder people as they're about to reveal that she's the one responsible.
* SummonBiggerFish: To battle a giant Bender, Professor Farnsworth turns Zoidberg into an "even equally big monster."
* SureLetsGoWithThat:
-->'''Fry:''' Hey, Stephen Hawking. Aren't you that physicist that invented gravity?
-->'''Hawking:''' Sure, why not?
* SuspectExistenceFailure: Parodied, where Zoidberg's summation is repeatedly interrupted by this. Further twisting it is that the new victims each figure out who the real killer is ''seconds'' before their deaths (which is why they get killed).
* TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodSandwich: When Stephen Hawking learns about the "Fry Hole", he leaves the pizzeria and tells Mr. Panucci to toss the pizza in the garbage. Unsurprising, given his opinions on Panucci's.
* ThisBillboardNeedsSomeSalt: Giant Bender picks up the smokestacks from a cigarette factory and smokes them.
* TwistEnding: The entire episode was a "what if" that Farnsworth was looking at.
* WhatIf: The whole point of the What-If Machine.
* WhoWritesThisCrap: Farnsworth is so disgusted at the implausibility and baffling plot twists of the last scenario that he throws the What-If Machine in the garbage. "Stephen Hawking in a pizzeria..."
* WouldHurtAChild: [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/0/06/Anthology_of_Interest_I_%28Main_Episode_-_Dial_L_for_Leela%29_-_155.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20210801203923 Leela murders Cubert]] to cover her tracks.
** And, [[RuleOfFunny apparently]], [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/2/2f/Anthology_of_Interest_I_%28Main_Episode_-_Dial_L_for_Leela%29_-_167.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20210801204055 stabs]] him [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/c/ca/Anthology_of_Interest_I_%28Main_Episode_-_Dial_L_for_Leela%29_-_174.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20210801205413 twice]] posthumously.
* XMakesAnythingCool: TropeNamer--it's why Bender prefers "extortion" to "blackmail".
* YourSizeMayVary: Bender and Zoidberg, perhaps unsurprisingly, are all over the place in size during their fight. They're apparently 500 feet tall, but they end up being anywhere from half that to twice that, depending on the shot.
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