After 6 1/2 seasons [[note]]nearly a decade[[/note]], Bonnie finally gives birth to her and Joe's second child--a baby girl they name Susie. The bad news is that the medical bill totals to $20,000, which is far more than Joe and his family can afford on a policeman's salary. While Joe works at a second job at The Drunken Clam, Peter talks him into borrowing from a loan shark, which puts Joe in debt. After a few attempts at earning enough money to pay down Joe's debt, Peter asks Carter to help Joe out, then plans a heist at Pewterschmidt Mansion after Carter refuses. Lois catches on, and successfully talks Peter, Joe, and the others out of it.

In the end, Lois convinces her father to give them the money, claiming she wants it for a divorce lawyer. Peter laughs assuming she was kidding.

Or was she?

Meanwhile, Stewie falls in love with Susie and plans on writing a romantic song for her, but Brian keeps harping on his creativity.
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!!Tropes:
* AtArmsLength: Carter does this to Bill Gates after taunting him.
* {{Bowdlerization}}: The original airing had Peter say that Carter treats him worse than Creator/ChristianBale, followed by a cutaway featuring a tape player of Bale's infamous ''Film/TerminatorSalvation'' on-set rant and Peter reacting to it. All subsequent airings and the DVD change it to Quagmire planning a movie with B-list actors such as Jeff Bridges and Laura Linney. However, Hulu has the original scene.
** The uncut airings have a jab at Kobe Bryant with a commercial for condoms.
* TheCaper: Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland plan to rob Pewterschmidt Mansion to pay for Joe's medical bills. When Cleveland points out that they only need $20,000 (and the mansion's vault holds ''millions''), Peter claims that it's payback for the abuse he's suffered at the hands of Carter for the past 20 years.
* DidntThinkThisThrough: Lois tells the guys when they try to rob Carter that her father will use his vast resources to find out who took the money and make their lives hell when he finds out it was them.
* DrivenToSuicide: Stewie's music video, while having no actual story arc, makes several implications of depression, and death, and ends with Stewie jumping from a bridge and sinking underwater. All over his love for a girl.
* DullSurprise: Or lack thereof. When Brian casually tells Lois that Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland went to rob her dad's vault, she believes him without making a fuss.
* HiddenDepths: Cleveland can do spot-on impressions of people he knows, which is useful for getting into the Pewterschmidts' vault.
* KickTheDog: One scene has Peter and the guys try to raise the money to pay for Joe's hospital bills by opening a massage parlor. The woman they offer a massage to, rather than simply refuse, needlessly insults the four men and walk off.
--> '''Woman:''' [[SarcasmMode Just what I need]], to be rubbed down by a big fattie, an old Black guy, a cripple, and a pervert. ''(walks off)''
--> '''Cleveland:''' Now we don't have any money, ''and'' our feelings are hurt...
* LongList: Brian manages to list [[OverlyLongGag over thirty songs named after women]] when mocking Stewie's attempt to write a song about Susie.
* NothingIsTheSameAnymore: Bonnie has finally given birth to a baby girl named Susie after seven years.
* OneWomanSong: Stewie attempts to write one, called "Susie". Brian points out how unoriginal that is by [[LongList rattling off 31 of them]].
* PlotTailoredToTheParty: Peter, Cleveland, and Quagmire, all play a part in clearing the security checks protecting the Pewterschmidts' vault: Cleveland pulls off a perfect vocal impersonation of Carter, Peter is able to successfully guess what is believed to be the worst male name in the English language [[note]] according to the vault's CPU, it's Keith. [[/note]], and Quagmire is somehow able to clear the vault's penile identification scanner by sticking his penis inside it and breaking it.
* PreAsskickingOneLiner: The loan shark's goons relay a message to Joe from their boss when they attack him for not paying up...they don't say it right away, because one of them forgot it, but after he gets reminded by the other goon, it goes "If you don't pay up, You'll be Swanson's TV dinner when we're done".
* RandomEventsPlot: Stewie's music video is a hodgepodge of nonsense and references to other videos.
-->'''Brian''': I'm not following the story arc here.
-->'''Stewie''': Shut up!
* RentalCarAbuse: Cleveland mentions that Peter once soiled himself while test-driving a sports car. A CutawayGag then shows Peter driving the car back to the dealership, throwing the keys back to an employee, quickly saying "I don't want it", and walking off.
* ShoutOut: Stewie's music video for Susie is set to Music/BryanAdams' "Everything I Do". The video itself has homages such as Music/{{U2}}'s "New Year's Day", Music/TheWhiteStripes' "Fell In Love With A Girl" and Music/ThePolice's "Wrapped Around Your Finger".
* SpyTuxReveal: Peter, Cleveland, Quagmire and Joe do this in an attempt to steal a bunch of money from Mr. Pewterschmidt.
* TakeThat: Peter attempts to put Bonnie in labor by having her watch ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen'', which was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
* TheDiaperChange: While Joe tells Bonnie about their hospital bills, Bonnie changes both Susie's ''and'' Joe's diapers.
* YouSayTomato: The bakery Swedes in one cutaway.
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