'''Airdate:''' October 5, 2008

Peter gets addicted to The Trashmen's "Surfin' Bird," which irritates everyone around him -- to the point that Brian and Stewie destroy the vinyl single Peter bought. When Peter goes to a record store to get a replacement, he meets Jesus Christ Himself, who wants to live like a mortal.
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!!"I Dream of Jesus" contains examples of
* AteHisGun: While he doesn't kill himself, Stewie places a gun in his mouth because of Peter playing "Surfin' Bird" nonstop.
* BreastExpansion: Jesus does this to Lois.
* CargoShip: {{In-universe}}. When Peter complains about his stolen record, he lets slip that he had sex with it.
* JawDrop: Brian in response to the above-mentioned BreastExpansion.
* OhCrap: At the end...
-->'''Meg:''' So what did he give you, Dad?
-->'''Peter:''' Oh you haven't heard?
-->'''Stewie:''' '''''FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!'''''[[note]]on the DVD version[[/note]]/'''''CRAAAAAAAAAP!!!'''''[[note]]on the TV version[[/note]]
* ShoutOut
** [[{{Film/Cloverfield}} "Brian, I don't feel so good."]]
** The scene where Stewie and Brian steal the record is based on ''MissionImpossible'' and the scene where they destroy it resembles a scene from ''OfficeSpace''.