Peter steals a parrot from the vet's office and pretends he's a pirate, leading to a car fight with a British driver. Meanwhile, Chris has a crush on an intern (voiced by Amanda Bynes) who works at the vet.
!!This episode contains examples of:
* * AllForNothing / ShaggyDogStory / ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: Despite the events Chris went through for Anna especially the atrocities he did to Brian, Anna is never seen again and Chris is back to being single... although to be fair if one remembers who voiced Anna it looks like she will never appear in the series ever again.
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Peter chastises Chris for treating Anna like a human being and says that acting like a bad boy will be a first-class ticket to sex. It backfires and she breaks up with him. But he apologizes to her in the end, and she forgives him.
* HalfwayPlotSwitch: The first half is about Peter adopting a parrot and becoming a mock pirate, while the second half is Peter trying to help Chris find a girlfriend after he ruins one of his dates.
* InnocentInnuendo: Lois is surprised when Chris tells her that Anna "took a dump" on him, but is relieved when he tells her that he meant "break up".
* NoodleIncident: Quagmire apparently had sex with a crossing guard that he later found out was twelve years old.
* OverlyLongGag: Peter trying to pick up the dead bullfrog and throw it out Chris' window without touching it with his hands.
* APirate400YearsTooLate: Provides the page image.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: To make Brian sick to have an excuse to see Anna again, he makes Brian vomit by lifting Meg's shirt up.