Stewie gets into tanning after Peter accidentally leaves him in the sun without sunscreen, but the excessive UV exposure leaves him with peeled skin and a mole that may be cancerous. Meanwhile, Chris is being bullied by a kid who is taking over as the neighborhood paper boy) and things get worse when Peter beats up Chris' bully and makes everyone else his target.
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!!This episode contains examples of:
* JerkAss: Kyle and Peter.