'''Original air date''': February 18, 2007

Stewie gets into tanning after Peter accidentally leaves him in the sun without sunscreen, but the excessive UV exposure leaves him with peeled skin and a mole that may be cancerous. Meanwhile, Chris is being bullied by a kid who is taking over as the neighborhood paper boy and things get worse when Peter beats up Chris' bully and makes everyone else his target.
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!!This episode contains examples of:
* AccidentalInnuendo: Invoked when Peter confronts his old bully Randy:
--> '''Peter''': I'm here to kick your ass, Fulcher. I'm gonna beat ya, and then my son Chris is gonna beat ya. It's gonna be an old-fashioned father-son [[ADateWithRosiePalms beat-off.]]
* {{Bowdlerization}}: The following scene cuts/alterations were made between the FOX/free-TV syndicated version and the Creator/AdultSwim[=/=]cable syndication/DVD version:
** Quagmire cursing on the golf course: The words "Goddamn" and "shit" were bleeped out on all of the TV versions (and the censored audio of the DVD), but not on DVD (uncensored audio).
** The scene of Stewie checking himself out in the mirror after Lois points out that he's tanned was longer on the Creator/AdultSwim and DVD version. Brian comes in and compliments Stewie on his tan. Stewie then adds that he's hotter than the Wisconsin nymphomaniac who lived in the attic, followed by a cutaway of Stewie in bed awake while the Wisconsin nymphomaniac has an ImmodestOrgasm offscreen.
** Brian squirting Stewie with lotion: Surprisingly, the scene was allowed to stay on the FOX cut, but Brian's line "[[NotWhatItLooksLike It's not what it looks like]]" was cut when Mr. Furley catches Brian (according to the DVD commentary, that line made the male ejaculation joke too obvious, and, therefore, too much for the TV-14 rating, which is why it was cut).
** A scene cut for time in which one of Stewie's final requests before he allegedly dies is to star in a body pain commercial.
** The cutaway of Dick Cheney greeting people at WalMart with "Go fuck yourself" has "fuck" bleeped out on the free-TV version and the censored DVD audio.
** An extra scene before Peter confronts his former bully has Peter re-enacting a defecating butt using a hoodie closed up around his face and a candy bar sliding through the hole of the hoodie. This scene is only on the DVD version.
* CountryMatters: Alluded to when Brian notices a mole on Stewie. Brian suggests it could be the "c" word.
--> '''Stewie''': What the hell does that have to do with anything?\\
'''Brian''': No, ''cancer''.\\
'''Stewie''': Oh, I, I thought you meant, well, it's not important.
* FaceHeelTurn: Peter when he becomes a bully.
* JerkAss: Kyle and Peter.
* MoodSwinger: Quagmire while playing golf, who curses up a storm and in the same breath is calm:
--> '''Joe''': Hey, Quagmire, you know it's not fun when you're like this.\\
'''Quagmire''': You want fun? Go home and buy a monkey!\\
'''Cleveland''': What does that even mean?!\\
'''Quagmire''': I don't know! Boy, we've got a beautiful day for this.
* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: Peter gives one to Kyle after he is repeatedly mocked.
* TheOtherDarrin: Invoked in a cutaway about [[Franchise/TheMuppets Muppets]] characters who got different voice actors after Jim Henson passed away.
* PornStache: Stewie drew a pencil mustache when he got a tan:
--> '''Stewie''': I like it 'cause it's just above my lip. It's the kind of mustache that says, "Yeah, I've been nude on camera. What of it?"
* RuleOfThree: In a flashback, Randy pulls Peter's pants down three times, prompting Peter to say, "Rrrrrandy!"
* ShoutOut: One of Stewie's final wishes should he die of cancer is to [[Film/FerrisBuellersDayOff visit the Chicago Museum of Art.]]
* TriviallyObvious:
--> '''Lois''': Peter, I think one of us should go over and have a talk with Kyle's parents.\\
'''Peter''': I'll do it, Lois. Right after a healthy breakfast of juice, toast and store brand imitation frosted flakes featuring Terry the Tiger.\\
'''Terry the Tiger''': Theyyyyyyyy're food!
* VillainProtagonist: Peter when he becomes a bully.
* VomitIndiscretionShot: Peter chasing Meg around the kitchen table while farting towards her eventually causes Meg to fall down and throw up.
--> '''Peter''': (disgusted) Ohhh, in the ''kitchen'', Meg?!