'''Original air date''': September 5, 2001

A DinnerWithTheBoss plot ends with Peter's boss, Mr. Weed, choking on a dinner roll and dying before Peter is offered a promotion. What's worse, Peter ends up out of a job when Mr. Weed's video will includes a request to shut down Happy-Go-Lucky Toys and replace it with a pharmaceutical company. After many replacement jobs prove useless (and, in the case of the prostitute job, illegal), Peter decides to live out his dream of being a Renaissance Fair knight.
!!This episode contains examples of:
* {{Crossdresser}}: When Peter takes the job of a prostitute. As implied by Stewie, Peter in drag looks like an adult, transgendered Meg (even though "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story" had a transgendered Meg [now named "Ron"] that looked nothing like Peter).
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: When Peter is a prostitute, he asks Lois if she wants a "Cleveland steamer". The Fox censors merely thought it was a nonsensical, made-up phrase (or it had something to do with Cleveland Brown, Peter's BlackBestFriend) so they let it slide, but it's actually a real sexual practice where one person defecates on their partner's chest (because of this revelation, the entire part with Peter working as a hooker is cut on free-TV syndication, but not the cable reruns or the DVD). Seth [=MacFarlane=] can't believe they got away with that, especially considering the original line mentioned a "half-and-half" (half oral, half anal sex), which was rejected by FOX censors on sight.
* LeftHanging: Lampshaded when the end of the episode comes and Peter still doesn't have a replacement job.
--> '''Lois''': It'll be OK, Chris. Remember that episode of ''Series/TheHoneymooners'' when Ralph lost his job but didn't get it back?\\
'''Peter''': Yeah, why was that? That bugged the crap out of me.
* TheOldestProfession: Peter as a prostitute.