'''Original air date''': November 29, 2001

Peter's newfound bond with his father-in-law, millionare Carter Pewterschmidt, is tarnished when Brian impregnates Carter's prize-winning greyhound, Seabreeze.

!!This episode contains examples of:

* TheBlank: Peter's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgvlbhfeBd8 poker face]].
* BowChickaWowWow: Stewie does this after Brian runs out onto a greyhound track and violates Seabreeze.
* BlackComedyRape: As Seabreeze is a canine and therefore not a human, the rape is primarily PlayedForLaughs. Also Turner having sex with Seabreeze is also used for comedy.
* ColdTurkeysAreEverywhere: Despite his best efforts, Brian can't escape numerous temptations to satisfy his primal sexual urges, such as channel surfing to FOX's "World's Sluttiest Dogs" and Carter giving a very sexualized description of Seabreeze. He finally submits when he sees Seabreeze race and is so overcome with passion that he runs onto the track and grabs her to have sex.
* DontExplainTheJoke: Lampshaded when Peter is playing poker with Carter and his friends. When Peter is asked if aces are high or low, he responds that they go both ways. Everyone laughs.
-->'''Ted Turner''': Like a bisexual!
-->'''Michael Eisner''': Thank you Ted, that was the joke.
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Ted Turner is depicted as such.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: A serious conversation between Lois and Brian becomes completely secondary to the fact that Peter has just farted in the soundproof booth he has locked himself in, and is increasingly desperate to escape his own gas before collapsing into unconsciousness.
* FurryReminder: Invoked. Brian doesn't want to acknowledge his instincts as a dog and is humiliated when he has to trick a normal dog into turning around just so he can smell her butt.
* HeadphonesEqualIsolation: Brian testifies in court that Meg's real father is a man named Stan Thompson. Unfortunately Meg is listening to music at the time and remains oblivious.
* InsaneTrollLogic: Carter's lawyers try to prove that Brian is an unfit father.
-->'''Lawyer''': Mr. Griffin, which of the following two phrases best describes Brian Griffin: Problem Drinker or African-American Haberdasher?
-->'''Peter''': Uh, do I-I guess problem drinker, but that's uh-
-->'''Lawyer''': Thank you. Now: Sexual deviant or magic picture that if you stare at it long enough, you see something?
-->'''Peter''': Well, sexual deviant, but that other one's not even, eh-
-->'''Lawyer''': Thank you.
* InterspeciesRomance: Seabreeze apparently had puppies with Ted Turner.
* KangarooPouchRide: Peter climbs into the pouch of a kangaroo. The results can be seen in that page image.
* LateToThePunchline: Peter spends days standing by a newspaper stand staring at a cartoon in ''Magazine/TheNewYorker'' (with the caption "I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic") before he finally gets it. He notes it's "kind of funny," before returning the magazine and getting a copy of ''Juggs''.
* PinocchioNose: Peter knows Ted Turner is bluffing when he blinks twice; he first noticed it after watching a Barbara Walters interview, when Ted said he'd be with Creator/JaneFonda forever.
* ReachingBetweenTheLines: One cutaway gag involves Peter getting an email from Carter, which contains Carter's fist punching him out of his chair.