'''Airdate:''' April 18, 1999
Thanks to Peter being Peter, plans to have Stewie's first birthday party at Cheesy Charlie's are canceled, which upsets Lois--but not as much as having Meg ditch the party to be with her new friends, who are all part of a suicide cult.
!!"Chitty Chitty Death Bang" contains example of ([[YMMV/FamilyGuyS1E3ChittyChittyDeathBang YMMV goes here]]):
* DoesNotLikeSpam: Stewie apparently doesn't like sprinkles--when Chris offered to make him a bowl of ice cream, Stewie tells Chris to not put any sprinkles on his ice cream, and threatened to kill Chris for every sprinkle he put on it.
* SuckECheeses: Cheesie Charlie's--exaggerated in Peter's fantasy, where he compares it to a dungeon led by the Devil but averted in reality, as it looks fairly normal for an arcade/pizza restaurant where families take their kids for their birthdays (though Chris does mistake a condom machine in the men's room for one of the games).