'''Airdate:''' February 10, 2013

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In this special ValentinesDayEpisode, Peter and Lois spend a romantic day in bed together, Meg dates a teenage organ harvester who has one of her kidneys, Brian confronts all of his past girlfriends who all hate him, a freak accident curses Quagmire to live life as a woman, and Herbert the pedophile's grand niece falls for Chris.

!! Valentine's Day in Quahog provides examples of (YMMV tropes go [[YMMV/FamilyGuyS11E12ValentinesDayInQuahog here]]).
* BodyHorror: Meg's conjoined twin that was found in her body.
* BorrowedCatchphrase: Joe borrows Quagmire's when talking to "Glenda."
* CallBack: Brian's dates from the past include Seabreeze (Carter's prized dog from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS3E13ScrewedThePooch Screwed the Pooch]]"), Jillian (the DumbBlonde who dumped Brian as seen in "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS6E2MovinOutBriansSong Moving Out (Brian's Song)]]"), Brooke (from "[[Recap/FamilyGuy4E7BrianTheBachelor Brian the Bachelor]]"), Tracy[[note]]the fat woman who had a son with Brian[[/note]] (from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS6E11TheFormerLifeOfBrian The Former Life of Brian]]"), Carolyn (from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS7E1LoveBlactually Love Blactually]]"), Rita (from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E4BriansGotABrandNewBag Brian's Got a Brand New Bag]]"), Ida Davis (from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E18QuagmiresDad Quagmire's Dad]]"), Cheryl Tiegs (from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS9E14TiegsForTwo Tiegs for Two]]"), [[Series/TheHills Lauren Conrad]] (from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS7E14WeLoveYouConrad We Love You Conrad]]"), Kate the blind girl (from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS10E11TheBlindSide The Blind Side]]") and Miss Emily (the negligent preschool owner from "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS10E14BeCarefulWhatYouFishFor Be Careful What You Fish For]]").
* ContinuityNod: The mayor Carol is cheating on Adam with lives in Weekapaug, the established home of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse.
* DatingWhatDaddyHates: PlayedForLaughs when the Kool Aid Man introduces his girlfriend (the Yoo-Hoo bottle) to his parents, and his father's reaction is a resounding "Oh Nooo!"
* DidntThinkThisThrough: After hearing various criticisms from his exes, Brian proceeds to tell off every single one of them. It didn't occur to him that this large group of women would react negatively.
* DumbBlonde: Jillian mispronounces "ego" and doesn't refute Brian's claim that she doesn't know why she's at the meeting.
* EyeScream: How Mayor West eliminates his rival.
-->'''West:''' I hereby declare this Stabby Eye Day!
* FantasticRacism: The Kool-Aid man's parents appear to be shocked when they see that his new girlfriend is a Yoo-Hoo! beverage (with the personality of an African-American woman).
* FootPopping: The baby Mayor West makes out with.
* HarmfulToMinors: Lois heads down to the living room in the dark and completely disrobes thinking Peter is there. She turns on the lights and sees Stewie is there instead. Stewie remarks he's ready for therapy.
* IgnoredEpiphany: Quagmire realizes he's been made to look like a woman and that this is the universe's way of punishing him for his ways. He resolves to change... and then we see he's acting the same towards women but while pretending to be a lesbian.
* LaserGuidedKarma: Quagmire being viewed as a woman so he can experience how it's like for a woman to be treated badly.
** Subverted, as he just uses his new form to become a lesbian, with him remaining a KarmaHoudini and maintaining [[StatusQuoIsGod status quo]]. Since he's only "seen" as a woman, ''[[StatusQuoIsGod nothing]]'' [[NegativeContinuity has changed.]] He still technically has a penis and is still a straight rapist, if only in his eyes.
** Brian getting called out for being a lousy partner, Brian calling out his ex-girlfriends for being lousy partners, and Brian getting chased down the street. Then subverted with Brian having a massive orgy with all of them.
* LongList: In the opening, the episode is said to feature songs by Music/Maroon5, Music/TaylorSwift, Music/GinBlossoms, Music/{{Jewel}}, Music/JamesBlunt, [[Music/TenThousandManiacs Natalie Merchant]], Music/HootieAndTheBlowfish, Music/GooGooDolls, Music/NellyFurtado, [[Music/{{Extreme}} Xtreme]], Music/ShaniaTwain, Music/MichaelBolton, Music/SelenaGomez, Taylor Hicks, Joan Osborne, Music/JasonMraz, Music/KatyPerry, Music/KellyClarkson, Music/PussycatDolls, Music/BrunoMars, Natalie Imbruglia, Music/AlanisMorissette, Music/PaulaCole, Music/JohnMayer, Music/{{Train}}, Music/{{Evanescence}}, Music/{{Adele}}, Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine, Gavin [=DeGraw=], Music/JoshGroban, Music/MichaelBuble, Music/SixpenceNoneTheRicher, Music/IndigoGirls, Music/TheCranberries, Music/SavageGarden, Music/BelindaCarlisle, Music/{{Beyonce}}, The Rembrandts, Music/NatashaBedingfield, Dido, Duncan Sheik, Dispatch, Music/ElliottSmith, Edwin [=McCain=], Music/RufusWainwright, Music/LadyGaga, Music/BritneySpears, Music/JasonDerulo, Corinne Bailey Rae, Music/RobThomas, Music/TheWallflowers, Music/DemiLovato, Music/BigTimeRush, Music/ThirdEyeBlind, Fastball, Music/{{Oasis}}, Music/BenFoldsFive, Music/{{Keane}}, Music/GwenStefani, Jordin Sparks, Music/TheKillers, K-Ci & [=JoJo=], Music/BoyzIIMen, Music/{{Nickelback}}, Music/LeonaLewis, Music/GymClassHeroes, Music/CarrieUnderwood, Music/TheBangles, Music/AnnieLennox, Music/TheProclaimers, [[Music/MatchboxTwenty Matchbox 20]], Music/{{UB40}}, and Music/{{Ludacris}} featuring Music/{{TI}}.
* NothingPersonal: Toby says his harvesting Meg's kidney was just a job.
* OhCrap:
** The Kool-Aid Man's reaction to seeing his son is dating the Yoo-Hoo bottle.
** Stewie's reaction when he realizes the girl he kissed was his own mother.
* OrganTheft: The guy Meg goes out with steals one of her kidneys, but he gives it back to her at the end of the episode.
* PetTheDog: Brian complimenting Meg's dress before her date.
* PlayingCyrano: Herbert does it for Sandy.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Brian's dates tell him off for being a pretentious, egotistical blowhard, and Brian turns it back on them and points out their flaws.
-->'''Brian''': You want honest? Fine! Here's honesty! ''(to Rita)'' You're old bag! ''(to Kate)'' You're blind! ''(to Brooke)'' Your vomit tastes weird! ''(to Jillian)'' You don't even know why you're here! ''(to Lauren Conrad)'' You ''chose'' to be on ''Series/TheHills''! ''(to Ida)'' You still have a bit of penis left! ''(to a gremlin)'' And you can't even get wet!
* ShoutOut: Meg's photo of herself giving a thumbs-up while torturing prisoners is a reference to the controversial Abu Ghraib photograph (with Meg as Lynndie England).
** Meg dating someone who ends up stealing her kidney was also very similar to a sketch on "Robot Chicken", where Mila Kunis played a character whose kidney was stolen by her date. The way it's done is also extremely similar.
** Quagmire's "female" name Glenda Vajmire could be a nod to ''Film/GlenOrGlenda''.
** The subplot of Quagmire being cursed to be seen to others as a woman is pretty similar to the episode "Witch-Ay Woman" from ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'', where the titular CasanovaWannabe character is turned into a woman. Considering that Creator/SethMacFarlane worked on Johnny Bravo, it's probably not just mere coincidence.
* SkewedPriorities: Meg is more irritated by Toby attempting to break his promise that they'd spend the day together rather than him harvesting her kidney.
* SlippingAMickey: Toby spikes Meg's drink so he can knock her out, take her to the motel, and harvest her kidney.
* SpecialEditionTitle: The opening is replaced by a parody of the trailer for ''Film/ValentinesDay''.
* SurpriseIncest: When Stewie goes back in time to the 1960's, he meets and falls in love with a female baby, kissing her before it's revealed that she is an infant Lois Griffin whose father Carter Pewterschmidt shows up at the exact moment to pick her up and take her home. Stewie is so horrified by this that he vomits every time.
* TakeThat: Arizona is described as a state that can "shoot a Mexican for using a water fountain".
* ThrowTheDogABone: Meg's date, and her getting her kidney back.
* TraumaButtonEnding: When Stewie returns from a time-travel trip in which he kissed a baby that turned out to be Lois.
-->'''Brian:''' Oh my God, Stewie, what happened?
-->'''Stewie:''' NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS WHAT HAPPENED!
-->'''Brian:''' Jeez, you kiss your mother with that mouth?
-->'''Stewie:''' ''(vomits)''
* ValentinesDayEpisode: Also doubles as a VignetteEpisode, with the story dedicated to seeing how each character goes about Valentine's Day.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: We don't see what happened when it's revealed that the Kool-Aid man is dating the Yoo-Hoo bottle.
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