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!The Curse of Peladon
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->Written by Brian Hayles\\
Directed by Lennie Mayne\\
'''Production code:''' MMM\\
'''Air dates:''' 29 January - 19 February 1972\\
'''Number of episodes:''' 4

->''"There is no plot! I am being completely honest with you."''
-->-- '''King Peladon''' is perhaps being a little harsh on the writers.

JustForFun/TheOneWith a talking dildo alien.
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The Doctor thinks he's managed to fix the TARDIS at long last. Taking a test flight, he and Jo find themselves on the planet of Peladon, where a new king is about to be crowned and the Galactic Federation are assessing the planet for entry. Only the human delegate is missing - so of course the Doctor is immediately assumed to be him, a role he dives into with enthusiasm.

The other committee members - the giant, camp, eyeball-octopus-thing Alpha Centauri, Arcturus the BrainInAJar, the Ice Warrior lord Izlyr and his subordinate, Ssorg - are worried about the death of Chancellor Torbis, the new king's advisor. High Priest Hepesh opposes entry into the Federation and attributes Torbis's death to the displeasure of Aggedor, the sacred monster of Peladon, who is most certainly not a much bigger {{Series/Alf}}. The Doctor, meanwhile, concludes that a saboteur is at work.

Initial suspicion naturally falls on the Ice Warriors - after all, they've been villains twice already - but of course it's Hepesh himself. Arcturus, one of the delegates, has convinced Hepesh that the Federation will exploit Peladon for its mineral wealth, whereas in reality his own government plan to do so once Peladon has rejected entry. Ssorg, defending the Doctor, kills Arcturus, but Hepesh gets away, fleeing into a network of tunnels behind the giant statue of Aggedor.

Hepesh leads a coup and attempts to force the king to reject entry into the Federation once and for all. The Doctor arrives with the real Aggedor, a mountain beast thought extinct which Hepesh had trained to obey him, and which he had used to spread the story of the curse. Hepesh orders Aggedor to kill the Doctor. But the Doctor has already met and befriended Aggedor via hypnosis, and it turns on Hepesh instead.

Peladon tries to convince Jo to stay and marry him, having fallen in love with her over the course of the story. Jo reluctantly declines, though has enough second thoughts that the Doctor must talk her into returning to Earth. They head off to watch the coronation before their departure, only to run across the other delegates meeting with the actual Earth delegate, who has arrived late and is indignant that someone has been impersonating her. The Doctor and Jo beat a hasty retreat to the TARDIS, where they VWORP away just as the delegates enter the room looking for them.
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This story would mark the final appearance of the original TARDIS interior, which had been present since the show's premiere in 1963. By this point, the production team had already decided to refurbish the set, and as the interior was only needed for a single, brief scene in this serial, it consisted only of the portions that were absolutely necessary. The TARDIS interior would get its first attempted redesign in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS9E5TheTimeMonster "The Time Monster"]] at the end of this season before seeing another renovation in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS10E1TheThreeDoctors "The Three Doctors"]] that simply modernized the old set (among other things ditching the matte print wall, which was more conspicuous on higher-resolution colour monitors than the dingy black and white televisions that were commonplace a decade prior).
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!!Tropes

* AlasPoorVillain: Hepesh's death seems to devastate everyone present, especially Peladon.
* ArrangedMarriage: The other alien delegates believe that this is why "Princess Jo" has accompanied the Doctor. Jo later sets them straight.
* AuthorTract: The story was allegedly pro-[[strike:European Union]] Common Market.
* BaitAndSwitch: The Doctor assumes the Ice Warriors will be the VillainOfTheWeek as usual. Turns out they've left their militaristic past behind them.
* BaitAndSwitchGunshot: The third episode ends with the Ice Warriors firing off their gun at Arcturus, stopping him from shooting Peladon.
* BigBadDuumvirate: Arcturus and Hepesh.
* BookcasePassage: Just about any torch on the wall can be lowered to activate a secret door.
* BottleEpisode: This was the first story of the Creator/JonPertwee era to be entirely studio-bound; the last such story was "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS6E6TheSpacePirates The Space Pirates]]" three years earlier. The previous story to be produced was "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS9E3TheSeaDevils The Sea Devils]]", which was very expensive with lots of location shooting, so writer Brian Hayles was told to write a cheap story that would require no location shooting in order to save budget.
* BoyOfTheWeek: There is definite romantic tension between King Peladon and Jo, despite him angering her with an overly-hasty proposal.
* BrainsAndBrawn: The Doctor and Grun.
* BrainInAJar: Arcturus.
* BriefAccentImitation: Jo starts speaking in the upper class variant of RP when the Doctor gets her to impersonate a princess.
* ContrivedCoincidence:
** Jo had prettied herself up for a date with Captain Yates before she unwisely steps into the TARDIS, so she finds it easy to pass herself off as a princess.
** The fact that the TARDIS landed on Peladon at just the right time is at first seen to be this (as usual), but the Doctor hypothesizes it was actually the Time Lords.
* ContinuityNod:
** [[Recap/DoctorWhoS4E3ThePowerOfTheDaleks This isn't the first time the Doctor's impersonated an Earth examiner]].
** The Doctor mentions that the Ice Warriors were [[Recap/DoctorWhoS6E5TheSeedsOfDeath trying to colonise the Earth when he last met them]].
** Jo rushing in to "save" the Doctor from Aggedor has definite shades of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS8E1TerrorOfTheAutons Terror of the Autons]]."
* DeadpanSnarker: Princess Jo complains of the incompetence of the pilot who caused them to crashland on this planet, while the Doctor rolls his eyes in the background.
* DuelToTheDeath: The Doctor has a choice: be executed for defilement of Aggedor's shrine or fight Grun to the death. He chooses the latter, but doesn't kill Grun when he wins.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: As befits the Shakespearean setting of the Peladon stories, Alpha Centauri is named after the country (in this case, star system) it represents, rather than having a name of its own.
** The rude implications of its appearance are oft commented on by reviewers.
* EvilChancellor: Well the ''chancellor'' isn't evil, but the High Priest fits the role.
* FalseInnocenceTrick: Acturus lets himself be mildly endangered to cast off suspicion. The Ice Warriors figure it out pretty quickly, since the component stolen from his apparatus isn't necessary to keep him alive.
* FalselyReformedVillain: The Ice Warriors claim to want to have given up their militaristic ways, which the Doctor does not believe. In fact, they have.
* FantasyCounterpartCulture: This story is an analogy of Britain joining the EEC.
* FantasticRacism: A big part of the plot; Hepesh isn't just a stuffy conservative traditionalist, he's a ''racist,'' hateful towards the alien interlopers on his planet and contemptuous of his king's half-human blood. Also averted with the Galactic Federation; despite the treachery of Arcturus it's a pleasant surprise that the Ice Warriors turn out to be good guys, proof that even descendants of former enemies can become friends.
* TheFederation: The Galactic Federation.
* GentleGiant: Aggedor, once the Doctor calms him down.
* HalfHumanHybrid: King Peladon is half-Pel and half-human. His mother was a human princess. He later has a daughter, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E4TheMonsterOfPeladon Queen Thalira]]. It's unknown who her mother was.
* HardHead: Grun is merely unconscious for maybe a minute after he's bashed on the head with a rock.
* HollywoodTorches: So many the production team got in trouble for it, as the soot damaged the cameras.
* {{Homage}}: This story is one of times that ''Doctor Who'' has come closest to ''Franchise/StarTrek'', lampshaded by the "Federation" reference. In particular, it bears clear parallels with the ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' episode "[[Recap/StarTrekS2E10JourneyToBabel Journey to Babel]]", with political intrigue among an assortment of distinctive-looking alien characters centring around a planet's application to join the Federation.
* IOweYouMyLife: The Martian ambassador sides with the Doctor after the Doctor saves all delegates' lives.
* KnightTemplar: Hepesh.
* LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain: Played for drama in Episode Four; distraught over Hepesh's failed coup and subsequent death, King Peladon orders the day's events to be wiped from the kingdom's official history.
* LordCountry:
** The king of Peladon is named "Peladon".
** The delegate from Alpha Centauri is named "Alpha Centauri".
* MistakenForSpecialGuest: The Doctor is assumed to be the ambassador from Earth.
* MistakenIdentity: the Doctor is assumed to be the delegate from Earth.
* MusicSoothesTheSavageBeast: Aggedor is calmed by the Doctor singing a Venusian lullaby.
* NamedAfterTheirPlanet: Alpha Centauri and Arcturus are named after the stars their home planets orbit.
* NervousWreck: Alpha Centauri is a panicky bundle of nerves.
* NoSell: Grun isn't impressed when the soldiers punch him. [[TapOnTheHead A rock on the head]], however...
* NotAlwaysEvil: The Ice Warriors. Although they initially come across as potential villains, they turn out to have developed into a peaceloving race... although they still have weapons in case diplomacy doesn't work.
* NotSoExtinct: Turns out there ''is'' a living member of Aggedor's species in the tunnels.
* ObscuredSpecialEffects: Alpha Centauri's UnfortunateCharacterDesign[[invoked]] was disguised at the last minute by putting him in a yellow cape. (It doesn't help.)
* {{Planetville}}: The mighty Peladon, a planet of massive economic wealth, whose population seems to consist of one bunch of people crammed into a castle on a mountain.
* PoweredArmour: The Arcturus delegate is housed within a mechanical transport housing somewhat like a Dalek's, although in his case it's mainly for life-support in a non-aquatic environment.
* ProudWarriorRaceGuy: Possibly Grun, definitely Izlyr (and presumably Ssorg).
* PunchPunchPunchUhOh: Happens when a soldier attempts to stop Grun, the King's Champion. He punches Grun several times to no effect.
* TheRadioDiesFirst: Well, it's destroyed deliberately first.
* RealAfterAll: Aggedor.
* RedHerring: Given his past difficulties with them, the Doctor naturally assumes the Ice Warriors are the bad guys.
* TheReveal: The Martians are the good guys here.
* RippedFromTheHeadlines: The story was written as a commentary on Britain entering the [[strike:European Union]] Common Market.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: At the end the Doctor asks Jo if [[IChooseToStay she wants to stay]] and become Queen, but then the real ambassador from Earth arrives and they beat a hasty retreat in the TARDIS.
* ShipTease: Some definite tease between Jo and Peladon, undoubtedly [[invoked]]RealitySubtext.
* TheSpeechless: Grun, a mute, and a reasonably heroic one once outmanoeuvred by the Doctor.
* TenLittleMurderVictims: Various delegates from alien civilisations who have come to the castle of Peladon in a storm. The Ice Warrior delegate nearly dies in an accident and the delegate from Arcturus is found dying with a vital part of his life support missing. Everyone gets increasingly paranoid and existing racial tensions flare up.
* TitleDrop: When the real delegate from Earth turns up at the end of the final episode.
-->"The Doctor? Doctor ''who?''"
* TookALevelInKindness: When Jo ruins the Doctor's promising hypnosis of Aggedor, the Doctor, annoyed, tells her what he was doing, but forgives her a minute later and they move on. It [[MeaningfulEcho mirrors]] their first meeting when she ruins his experiment and he berates and insults her, and shows how far their friendship has gone in the time they spent together.
* TraitorShot: After it's been proven the Ice Warriors aren't the traitors, it cuts to Acturus outside the door listening in on them.
* UndyingLoyalty: The Doctor saves Izlyr the Ice Warrior delegate from a falling statue, causing the latter to stick up for him during the FrameUp.
* VideoInsideFilmOutside: Averted as a way of PaintingTheMedium -- the scenes outside the citadel are shot on film to give the impression of being a real place.
* TheXOfY
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