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-> '''The Doctor:''' The last time, with Martha, it got complicated. And that was all my fault. I just want a mate.\\
'''Donna:''' You just want to ''mate''?\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''A'' mate! I just want '''a''' mate!\\
'''Donna:''' Well, you're not matin' with me, sunshine!

Martha has (wisely) elected to leave the Doctor to deal with his own stuff while she gets on dealing with hers. The Doctor can't really argue with that point -- though he does have the courtesy to look like he's sorry -- so he's alone again. In the previous Christmas special, we saw him deciding not to take on any more companions for now, for fear of breaking their hearts and / or killing them.

Meanwhile, Donna Noble -- [[Recap/DoctorWho2006CSTheRunawayBride remember Donna?]] -- has been drifting through life, more or less aimlessly, and ruing the day she turned the Doctor down. She's become a bit more introspective and bit less confident, enough to anger Sylvia (her mum) and worry Wilfred (her grandad, previously seen [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CSVoyageOfTheDamned selling newspapers and chatting with the Doctor]]). The fact that [[ActorExistenceFailure her father has died in the meantime]] made things worse. In short, she's been having a horrible year.

One day, her strategy of seeking out weird happenings (on the grounds that where there's weirdness, there's probably a Doctor) pays off, when both she and the Doctor end up investigating a miraculous weight loss program.

The secret?

Aliens!

No, really!

The Doctor and Donna finally run into each other, but by then the aliens' plan of breeding disturbingly adorable baby Adipose out of living human fat has gone out of control, and entire people are beginning to dissolve. Fortunately the Doctor saves the day, Donna gets to see the stars and even the baby Adipose get a happy ending. The villainous Miss Foster, however, is killed by the alien race she was hired by.

Donna calls the Doctor out again on the last time he faced a group of alien babies, which he murdered, and asks him if he's mellowed out a bit since then. The Doctor reluctantly confirms that Martha's been keeping him in check, but that things didn't work out with her as a companion regardless. "She fancied me," he elaborates smugly. Donna invites herself into his TARDIS, but the Doctor says that he's not looking for yet another companion who'll develop feelings for him and end up with a ruined life -- Rose, Martha, Sarah Jane and Astrid [[note]]and [[Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures Fitz]][[/note]] were all quite enough of that. Donna assures him that he's not going to get any from her ''ever'', and unlike Martha, she means it.

Before leaving, Donna gives a message to a strange woman. The woman turns around... to reveal none other than Rose Tyler, who mysteriously vanishes.

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!!Tropes:

* ActorExistenceFailure: Geoff Noble's actor, Howard Attfield, died after he was set to return in series 4. Therefore, Bernard Cribbins' character Wilfred Mott, introduced in "Voyage of the Damned", was used instead.
* ArtisticLicenseAstronomy: Wilfred's telescope is at far too high an angle to see Venus. Venus, being the closer planet to the sun, is ''always'' near the horizon around dawn and dusk, and thus never up high in the sky.
* BavarianFireDrill:
** Both the Doctor and Donna, independently.
--->'''Donna:''' (''walks through the front door and shows an ID to the security guard'') Donna Noble, Health and Safety.\\
'''The Doctor:''' (''sonics the emergency exit and shows his psychic paper to a passing official'') John Smith, Health and Safety.
** Later, when the Doctor is watching the presentation from the projection booth: "John Smith, Health and Safety... Film Department."
* BilingualBonus / ExpospeakGag: ''Adipose'' make sense if you have anatomical knowledge.
* BodyHorror: ''Cute'' Body Horror, but Body Horror nonetheless.
* BrownNote: What happens when you hold two sonic devices against each other (though apparently it doesn't affect the Doctor).
* ButtMonkey: Poor Penny Carter just ''cannot'' catch a break. Admittedly, [[GoingForTheBigScoop she's not exactly doing a great job staying out of trouble, either.]]
* ChekhovsGun: The Adipose necklace. Specifically, the fact that [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike both the Doctor and Donna get one.]]
* ChickMagnet: In case we hadn't noticed by now: when the Doctor's pretending to be a Health and Safety inspector, the telemarketer whose cubicle he stopped by slips him her number as he leaves. [[ObliviousToLove This just confuses him.]]
* ContinuityNod:
-->'''The Doctor:''' I've met [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E1NewEarth cat]] [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E3Gridlock people]]... you're nothing like them.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Miss Foster, of course.
* CuteLittleFangs: The Adipose babies!
* DevelopmentGag: There is a journalist called Penny Carter, which was the name of the intended new companion for Series 4 until it turned out that Creator/CatherineTate wanted to return to ''Who''.
* DisneyVillainDeath: Miss Foster
* EvilGloating: Foster explaining her entire scheme to Penny, which also informs the Doctor and Donna about what her plan is.
* ExactWords: Adipose -- ''The fat just walks away.''
* {{Expy}}: Miss Foster, of [[Series/TheSarahJaneAdventures Mrs Wormwood.]]
* FailedASpotCheck: For laughs. Wilfred Mott, stargazing with headphones on, fails to see the extremely loud and visible Adipose spaceship lower over the city [[LookBehindYou behind him]].
* GravityIsAHarshMistress: Miss Foster has just enough time for an OhCrap moment before the drop, for all the world like [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteandtheRoadRunner Wile E. Coyote]]. Possibly justified, there may be residual [[BuffySpeak floaty from the lifty beam]].
* {{Foreshadowing}}:
** An [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E4TheSontaranStratagem ATMOS]] sticker is visible on the taxi when the driver speaks to Donna.
** The Shadow Proclamation, last mentioned in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E11FearHer "Fear Her"]], is mentioned again in this episode. Also, Rose's appearance at the end of the episode.
** Planet Adipose III having gone missing.
** Donna mentions the bees disappearing.
* InfantImmortality: Subverted. Some Adipose get run over by a taxi.
* ItWorksItself: "The fat just walks away."
* LeaveNoWitnesses: Miss Foster is one such witness.
* LoudOfWar:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Oh, and one more thing before we... uh, die; do you know what happens when you hold two identical sonic devices against each other?\\
'''Miss Foster:''' No.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Nor me; let's find out~!
* LudicrousGibs: Though not actually ''shown'', this is what most likely happens to Miss Foster, since we hear a nice splat sound effect after she falls to her death. Possible TruthInTelevision though.
* MayContainEvil: The "may" part is unusually accurate -- the basic setting turns unwanted fat into a cute alien child, which is bizarre but doesn't do any harm. The Doctor even admits that "as a diet plan, it sort of works."
* MeaningfulName:
** Adipose is the scientific term for fat.
** And Miss Foster [[LampshadeHanging pointed out]] that her name was supposed to be a clue. [[DontExplainTheJoke As in foster mother]].
* MissedHimByThatMuch: Played for laughs, with a certain degree of irony. Donna and the Doctor both sneak into the same office building through different entrances (using the same "health and safety" cover story), crash the same product presentation (Donna sits in the actual audience and looks like a journalist, while the Doctor watches in the projection booth), and both creatively acquire a list of customers from two office workers with cubicles literally five feet away -- and who print out the lists on the same networked printer -- without ever seeing each other. Later, we have Donna parking her car and walking away, and mere moments later the TARDIS appears right behind the car; both running down intersecting streets and stopping just short of the actual intersection; and so forth. Donna even lampshades the trope by listing off a number of bizarre events that she investigated, believing the Doctor to have been involved, but dismisses the one where the ''Titanic'' almost crashed into Buckingham Palace... which was the only one that the Doctor was actually present for.
* MonsterIsAMommy: {{Inverted|Trope}}.
* NotTheFallThatKillsYou: The Doctor and Donna are falling in a window washing platform; the Doctor jams the mechanism and brings it to a stop within a second without either of them being injured.
* ObviouslyEvil: Miss Foster
* OhCrap: Ms Foster has just enough time to get this reaction across, before she meets the pavement below.
* PlanetOfHats: Donna packs a hat box.
-->'''Donna:''' Planet of the hats? I'm ready!
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: Probably one of the only silent examples of this trope to date thanks to two panes of glass and a room separating Donna and the Doctor and the amazing physical acting skills of one Creator/CatherineTate. She mimes a BigOMG that is also the aforementioned trope.
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: The guy from the previous episode who explained about everyone clearing out due to GenreSavvy returns, and is revealed as Wilfred Mott, Donna's grandfather. He ''wasn't'' originally planned to be Donna's grandad, but when Howard Attfield, the actor who played Donna's father, died, Wilf was brought back, and the Geoff Noble scenes re-done with him. Howard Attfield's scenes as Geoff Noble are included as an extra on the DVD set with a nice intro from RTD.
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: Baby Adipose are, as mentioned above, disturbingly cute.
* SaveTheVillain: The Doctor tries to warn Foster that the Adiposian First Family has betrayed her. "Oh, why does no-one ever listen?"
* SciFiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale: If the one kilogram to one Adipose conversion rule is constant then over half of Stacey Campbell's mass is unaccounted for after full parthenogenesis, considering the average person weighs about 70 kg and only 15 or so Adipose are created. Possibly justified if the one kilo=one Adipose is specific to fat. Perhaps different bits (bones, organs, hair) of people have different conversion rates.
* SearchingTheStalls: A variant. It turns out that the bad guys are actually searching for a ''different'' person, also a spy, who happens to be in the cubicle next to Donna's.
* ShoutOut: The Adipose nursery ship has a very obvious similar appearance to the spaceships at Devil's Tower in ''Film/CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind''.
* SmugSnake: Ms. Foster. Her looking after the Adipose has her convinced that she's untouchable and that the family she's working foris practically indebted to her, no matter what the Doctor tries to say. It doesn't end well for her.
* SoftGlass: Averted. When sonicing the window fails, Donna starts hitting it with a spanner... and doesn't have any more luck.
* StockEpisodeTitles: 17 uses.
* TalkingIsAFreeAction: Subverted in the Doctor and Donna's first exchange mouthing words to each other across two panes of glass and a room as they observe Miss Foster. Foster's spoken dialogue to the reporter goes conspicuously silent as they prattle on. At the very end of it, she asks, "Are we interrupting you?"
* {{Technobabble}}:
** Aside from the Creator/RussellTDavies ''Series/DoctorWho'' standard, used by the Adipose company saleswoman explaining how the pill allegedly works. Her long speech full of scientific-sounding words basically boils down to, "It's absorbed by fat tissue then breaks the fat down." Hilariously enough, [[BlatantLies it's hinted later that this explanation is a wholesale fabrication]].
** Actually used dramatically at one point as the Doctor begins one of his usual technobabble explanations... then realises he's speaking to an empty TARDIS. He lets the technobabble trail off and simply stares at the workstation.
* TemptingFate: According to the Doctor, Miss Foster having a sonic device of her own would be "very unlikely". [[GilliganCut Cut to]] Foster unlocking the roof doors with a sonic pen.
* TitleDrop
* VertigoEffect: Used for comedic effect toward the end.
* WhamShot: Rose's sudden appearance towards the end of the episode. Not to mention her disappearing with a TARDIS-sounding "whoosh".
* WritersCannotDoMath: The numbers for how many Adipose get created are all over the place. With a million customers, full parthenogenesis should have yielded way more than just "one million birthdays" like Ms. Foster predicted. The actual count ends up being about ten thousand, which implies that 99 percent of people taking the pill somehow didn't produce a single Adipose and the remaining one percent only produced a single Adipose each before the process was halted.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Miss Foster
* YouSquared: The Doctor and Donna do this when they meet for a second time - except they do it in mime, through a window.

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