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!Timelash
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[[caption-width-right:350: The Doctor prepares to descend the tinsel tunnel [[RunningGag and it's somehow his coat that we notice first]].]]
->Written by Glen [=McCoy=]\\
Directed by Pennant Roberts\\
'''Production code:''' 6Y\\
'''Air dates:''' 9 - 16 March 1985\\
'''Number of episodes:''' 2

->''"The stories I've heard about you. The great Doctor, all knowing and all powerful. You're about as powerful as a burnt out android."''
-->-- '''Maylin Tekker'''

JustForFun/TheOneWith the cardboard Creator/JonPertwee cutout.[[note]]And unlike [[Recap/DoctorWhoS18E7Logopolis what Anthony Ainley got]], this time it's actually ''supposed'' to be a cutout.[[/note]]

Also the one where [[Series/BlakesSeven Kerr Avon]] has [[ActorAllusion a rematch]] with [[Recap/BlakesSevenS3E6CityAtTheEdgeOfTheWorld Bayban the Butcher]].
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The Doctor and Peri happen upon yet another CrapsackWorld, under the heel of a mysterious dictator known as the Borad who is trying to provoke interstellar war with some inoffensive handpuppets for apparently no reason. Mirror-fearing robots keep everyone in line, and the preferred method of execution is to be shoved into a one-way portal through time and space. It is called... the Timelash. As the quisling council leader and LargeHam puts it: "Most people depart with a ''scream''."

It seems someone has -- whoops! -- accidentally fallen into the Timelash (and holding a {{MacGuffin}}, what's more), and the baddies want the Doctor to go and get her back. And to make sure he helps, they very originally kidnap Peri. At least, they say they do, but she in the meantime has made contact with a group of rebels in Morlox-infested tunnels, where she does a passable job winning them over with her encyclopaedic knowledge of previous ''Series/DoctorWho'' companions (because, as it turns out, the Doctor has apparently visited this world before, in an unseen adventure back when he had [[Creator/JonPertwee an impressive bouffant]] and was travelling with Jo Grant). And then a flaming android appears out of nowhere.

The other end of the Timelash turns out to be 12th century Scotland, but, due to a collision with the TARDIS, the girl and her {{MacGuffin}} have ended up in 1885 instead. The Doctor convinces her to come back, but gets saddled with an overly enthusiastic stowaway in the bargain, named Herbert.

Back on the CrapsackWorld, the baddies have rounded up the rebels and have started throwing everyone they can into the Timelash, including, of course, the Doctor, once they've got their {{MacGuffin}} back. Oh, and Peri is chained up in the caves being menaced by a Morlox (a giant komodo-dragon-like monster thing), for reasons that will become clear later. The Doctor and others manage to stage a moderately successful coup, even sending a flaming android back in time for good measure. While the new leader of the planet begs the invading sock puppets not to nuke them all, the Doctor wanders off, Herbert in tow, to deal with the Borad.

The Borad turns out to be a weird mutant experimental mixture of two races (who bear more than a passing resemblance to the Morloxes and Eloi of Wells' ''Literature/TheTimeMachine''), and now he wants to kill everyone so that he can re-populate the world with more of his own cross-eyed hybrid kind. And he also has picked Peri for his queen. The Doctor defeats him handily with a PowerCrystal he picked up from ''inside'' the Timelash, frees Peri, and returns just in time to discover that the Aliens have already fired their missile.

There is nothing for it but to fall back on the old HeroicSacrifice and interpose the TARDIS between the planet and the missile. Which he does, after forcibly evicting Peri (and being horrified to discover that Herbert has once again stowed away). TARDIS goes boom, and the planet is saved! What's more, the Aliens are suddenly anxious to make peace, realizing that there might be some negative repercussions to just having killed the Lord President of the High Council of the Time Lords.

But what's this? It turns out the Borad is NotQuiteDead (there were clones or something) and still has designs on Peri. Which he proves by threatening to kill her. Fortunately, the Doctor and Herbert are also NotQuiteDead for... inadequately explained reasons, and the Doctor throws the Borad into the Timelash so that he can spend the rest of his days swimming around Loch Ness.

As a button, the Doctor makes preparations to return Herbert back to 1885 Scotland, although Herbert is tempted to stay on Karfel with his new friends. Peri wonders aloud to the Doctor if that's a wise idea, but the Doctor seems strangely unconcerned, suggesting that he knows quite well Herbert will come back with him to Scotland, "and tell the world, knowing Herbert." Peri is a bit perplexed at this, until the Doctor mentions that Herbert dropped a business card in the TARDIS with his full name on it. You've probably guessed already - Herbert's full name is [[Creator/HGWells Herbert George Wells.]]
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!!Tropes

* AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle: The Androids talk in a very sing song manner.
* AdamAndEvePlot: The villain's plan is essentially to cause this trope with his own planet — and he wants Peri to be his Eve.
* AliensSpeakingEnglish: Conveniently for Herbert, Vena is perfectly comprehensible when she appears.
* AsceticAesthetic: The Karfelon citadel is mostly bland and white.
* BigBad: The Borad.
* TheCaligula:
** The Borad.
** Creator/EricSaward described Tekker as "a Roman Emperor who sniffed glue all day".
* ChairReveal: The Borad's face is hidden for the entire first episode, as the audience only sees the back of his chair. The first scene in his sanctum has a subverted chair reveal; the chair begins to turn but the camera cuts away just as he's about to become visible. The real reveal comes early in Episode Two, as he swivels round to reveal his face to the audience.
* ChekhovsGun: Peri inspects some plants, gets told they can spread an acidic venom, and then two scenes later? Uses it as a weapon.
* ContinuityNod:
** When the Doctor tells Peri that the Kontron tunnel is a "time corridor in space", she asks, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E4ResurrectionOfTheDaleks "Didn't the Daleks have one of those?"]]
** An image of the [[Characters/DoctorWhoThirdDoctor Third Doctor]] shows up, as a decoy to lure away androids. One of the rebels shows Peri an image of Jo Grant in her locket in order to verify that she's with the Doctor.
** Herbert tells the Doctor that was picked up from "the Highlands of Scotland, not far from Inverness", to which the Doctor replies "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS4E4TheHighlanders Thought I recognised the landscape!]]
* CoolChair: The Borad's throne is another in the Great Chairs of [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor Who]] line. It moves and has its time-acceleration ray!
* CrapsackWorld
* DeathWail: The Borad lets out a nice one when he first dies.
* DecoyLeader: The Borad who speaks to the other characters through the communicator screen is actually a life-like android, used to cover for his true appearance and identity.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: When he learns the Borad's true genocidal plan, even Tekker rebels against him. Unfortunately for him, he chooses to announce this [[TooDumbToLive while standing right in front of the Borad's time-accelerating death ray. You can probably guess what happens next.]]
* {{Expy}}: Creator/PaulDarrow played Tekker as a caricature of Theatre/RichardIII. Supposedly he was told to stop, but Darrow [[HamAndCheese already knew this story would be bad and decided to have some fun with the role]].[[invoked]]
* FateWorseThanDeath: Apparently Borad being sent to Scotland is this.
* HamToHamCombat: Creator/PaulDarrow and Creator/ColinBaker. Baker had hammed it up spectacularly as a guest star in the ''Series/BlakesSeven'' episode "[[Recap/BlakesSevenS3E6CityAtTheEdgeOfTheWorld City at the Edge of the World]]", and Darrow apparently decided to get his own back.
* HandPuppet: Used to represent an alien ambassador.
* HandWave:
** How did the Doctor survive the Bandril missile near the end? When Peri attempts to ask this pertinent question, the Doctor brushes it aside and he never does get around to explaining.[[note]]Writer Glen [=McCoy=] had included an explanation -- that the missile was neutralised when it came into contact with the TARDIS' time field -- but script editor Creator/EricSaward inexplicably removed it during his rewrite.[[/note]]
** How does the Borad suddenly appear alive again at the end after being melted to death? "I must have forgotten to mention I made a clone of myself."
* HeroicSacrifice: The Doctor, and Herbert steer the TARDIS in the way of a planetary destroying missile.
* HistoricalDomainCharacter: Creator/HGWells. It's [[ArtisticLicenceHistory very inaccurate, though.]] To pick just a few examples, Wells was blond, went by "George" rather than "Herbert", spoke with [[UsefulNotes/BritishAccents a strong Cockney/Kentish accent]] and ''certainly'' wasn't religious or interested in spiritualism. Some critics have even suggested writer Glen [=McCoy=] or script editor Creator/EricSaward were somehow mixing Wells' details up with Creator/ArthurConanDoyle's.
* HistoricalInjoke
* HistoricalPersonPunchline: The stowaway's full name is not revealed until the final scene (though given the number of shout-outs to his work, it's not hard to guess who he's meant to be).
* IdiotBall: The Borad announces that he intends to dupe the neighbouring Bandrils into launching an attack on the planet Karfel, which will kill all the human populace of the planet, allowing the Borad to repopulate the planet with mutants like himself. Tekker, who is holding the Doctor at gunpoint, isn't too pleased with this plan, not least because he just fulfilled his desire to take over the planetary government. Instead of shooting the Borad dead while the latter is busy spilling the details of his plan to the Doctor so he can dispose of the Doctor, persuade the Bandrils to call off their attack, and set himself up as the planet's new supreme ruler, Tekker steps in front of the Borad and gives a speech about how he will not let his people be destroyed. The Borad, by the way, is sat in a chair equipped with a time-acceleration ray that can age people into dust in mere seconds. It's only through the Doctor having enacted his own plan that the Borad is defeated.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: The Doctor brusquely orders Peri out of the TARDIS in a way that goes only slightly beyond his usual obnoxiousness... but only so he can pull a HeroicSacrifice by flying the TARDIS into the missile. It strongly calls to mind all the times he's tricked the companions to get them to safety against their will. ("[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays The Parting of the Ways]]" etc.)
* LargeHam: Creator/PaulDarrow. Dear God, Paul Darrow.
* LateArrivalSpoiler: Herbert's true identity isn't revealed until the very end of the story. Of course, this story took ''so'' many liberties with Creator/HGWells that it's hard to say even people well read on Wells' life would've guessed who he was before this point.
* MarsNeedsWomen: And the Borad needs Peri.
* TheNeedsOfTheMany: Herbert muses over two lives being not as important as millions.
* NoodleIncident: The serial is a sequel to an unbroadcast adventure the Third Doctor and Jo Grant had on the same planet.
* NotQuiteDead: After seemingly being aged to death by his reflected time-acceleration ray, the Borad suddenly appears to menace Peri again near the end of the story. Upon being confronted by the Doctor, the Borad's explanation is essentially "I must have forgotten to mention I made a clone of myself."
* OutGambitted: The Doctor outwits the Borad.
* RageAgainstTheReflection: "No! Smash the mirror!"
* RapidAging: What the Borad's chair weapon does.
* SequelEpisode: To an ''untelevised'' story featuring the Third Doctor and Jo.
* ShadowDictator: No one has seen the true face of the Borad, only his decoy, and that usually only on a communication screen, not in person.
* ShoutOut:
** To several Creator/HGWells novels, reasonably enough. Also, the Doctor's line "To be frank, Herbert..." was a nod to Creator/FrankHerbert, author of ''Franchise/{{Dune}}''.
** Also, one of the androids replies to a question in the unmistakable five notes that the aliens in ''Film/CloseEncountersOfTheThirdKind'' would often repeat. What made it stand out was the fact that usually, the androids would talk in very few, non-musical sounding notes, as opposed to the colourful sound that it did in that one instance.
* SlouchOfVillainy: But it's not like the Borad has any reason to stand up.
* StockNessMonster: Doesn't appear in the story, but the Doctor's observations the Borad will "have somewhere to swim" and will be seen "from time to time" suggests that the Borad may inspire the legend of the Loch Ness Monster after he's stranded in 19th-century Scotland.
* TemporaryScrappy: With Peri stuck on the planet of the week, [[Creator/HGWells Herbert]] does the comedy companion schtick in the TARDIS while the Doctor is trying to use the Ship to stop an interplanetary missile. This includes constantly running his mouth, boasting about wanting to die bravely, being an InsufferableGenius, and generally making enough of a nuisance of himself that the Doctor eventually tells him to shut up. (It doesn't work.)
* TitleDrop: The Timelash is the preferred way of execution.
* ATrueStoryInMyUniverse: Creator/HGWells was inspired to write ''Literature/TheTimeMachine'' after an adventure with the Doctor.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Peri's reaction when she thinks the Doctor perished in his attempt to stop the missile--and when he turns up alive--shows that despite their bickering, she's ''very'' distressed by the prospect of anything happening to him.
* WasOnceAMan: The Borad, until a science experiment went wrong.
%%* YouHaveFailedMe
* YoungFutureFamousPeople: Herbert turns out to be Creator/HGWells.
* YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle: The Doctor manages to kill the Borad with a full 17 minutes to go. Then the Bandrils decide to attack Karfel anyway. ''Then'' it turns out the Borad who was killed was a clone...
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