[[caption-width-right:350:C'mon Doctor, would it ''kill you'' to compliment her dress?]]
->''"Would you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire."''
-->-- '''The Doctor'''

The one with the embarrassingly bad beast.

The search for the [[CosmicKeystone Key to Time]] takes the Doctor and Romana to the planet Tara, where feudalism and chivalry have endured. They split up to search, and Romana finds the fourth segment a few minutes in -- it's part of a statue. However, she's promptly TrappedByMountainLions and captured by the villainous Count Grendel of Gracht, who thinks she's an android double of Prince Reynart's betrothed, Strella. The actual double was created for Grendel by his IgnoredEnamouredUnderling, Lamia. This way, Grendel is trying to usurp the throne, and will succeed if Reynart doesn't show up for his coronation. Also, he's got Princess Strella locked up in his dungeon.

The Doctor, meanwhile, also gets captured, by Prince Reynart's men. He's taken off to the Prince's hunting lodge and made to repair the Prince's android double, which will be used as a decoy. Grendel's men kidnap the Prince, but the Doctor is able to modify the decoy android so it can attend the coronation in his place.

The Doctor soon realises that Grendel plans to have Romana (or Strella or the android or whoever looks the part) marry Reynart, just so Reynart can be killed that same day and Grendel can proceed to marry the "queen" and take over the country. Grendel is a little annoyed when the Doctor refuses a part in this (after stringing along Grendel with wide-eyed fake enthusiasm for a while). He commissions a Romana android to kill the Doctor, but K-9 sees her for what she is and saves the day, while Romana herself escapes. Lamia dies in the crossfire and ruins Grendel's plans of using androids, since only she had the technology.

Finally, the Doctor rows across the moat to Grendel's castle and swipes the Key segment just before the Prince's men attack the castle, leading to the Doctor and Grendel having an absolutely magnificent SwordFight. It's ended by the latter diving into the moat and escaping.


* AccidentalMurder: Madame Lamia is shot down by crossbow fire. She's the only one to die in the serial.
* AffablyEvil: Count Grendel.
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Lamia's yearning for Grendel.
* ApatheticCitizens: The peasants don't seem to care for the whole SuccessionCrisis.
** The Archimandrite gets the prize: Grendel explains basically his whole plan (he plans the king's wedding, his funeral and his wife's second wedding in less than a minute) and the Archimandrite doesn't seem to remark anything strange.
* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: "Gracht" is Dutch for "city canal" or "moat". The actors make a valiant attempt at pronouncing it, but only get the "a" and "t" right and noticeably struggle with the "ch" throughout the story. (The "g", "r" and "ch" should actually ''all'' be guttural/rolling.) As later heard in "Arc Of Infinity" and "Vincent And The Doctor", this started a time-honoured tradition of no ''Series/DoctorWho'' actor ever being able to pronounce Dutch. Of course, since the story takes place on another planet altogether, this comes with an easy HandWave here.
* BilingualBonus / VisualPun: Dutch speakers will note that Grendel escapes by jumping into the gracht (moat) of castle Gracht.
* ComeAlone: "They always want you to go alone when you're walking into a trap. Have you noticed that?"
* CostumePorn: Romana's purple and green hat-coat-trouser ensemble, which is apparently fashionable on Tara. In reality, Mary Tamm herself designed this costume.
* DamselInDistress: Princess Strella can't care for herself as well as Romana can.
* DoppelgangerReplacementLoveInterest: played with, Grendel doesn't really care whether Reynart marries Strella, Romana or an android, as long as he can kill both.
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: Though he's not in love with her, Grendel really cares about Lamia. Mostly because she knows how to make androids, but there's somewhat more than this.
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses
* FeudalFuture: The planet Tara seems modelled on Medieval England.
* FrickinLaserBeams: Taran {{sword|Beam}}s and [[EnergyBow crossbows]] shoot them.
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: Lamia's in love with Grendel, ever since he showed her his... ... ... [{{beat}}] ... "courtesy".
** When asked his opinion about Romana's new outfit, the Doctor shakes his fishing rod (that he holds at hip level) up and down. Romana takes it as a compliment!
* TheGuardsMustBeCrazy: Sick Prisoner version.
* HeroesGoneFishing: The Doctor resolves to spend this episode fishing, leaving the leg work to Romana.
* HighDiveEscape: Count Grendel.
* HonorBeforeReason: Reynart's swordmaster refuses to attack Grendel while the latter is under a flag of truce, even though he knows Grendel will break the truce.
* HopelessSuitor: Madame Lamia to Count Grendel, and he takes advantage of it to further his ambitions.
* HostageSituation: Reynart and Romana are forced to marry (and be killed afterwards) to save the life of Strella.
* HotScientist: Lamia.
* IdenticalStranger: Strella and Romana look exactly alike.
* IgnoredEnamouredUnderling: Lamia.
* ImpossiblyCoolClothes: To quote the BBC's webpage for this episode, "The Archimandrite's hat has to be seen to be believed."
* MagnificentBastard: Count Grendel. It's even mentioned in-universe by another character.
* MedievalStasis: An odd example. The more advanced technology is used by peasants while the nobles live mostly without it.
* ReligiousAndMythologicalThemeNaming: The villains, Grendel and Lamia, are named after mythological monsters.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Count Grendel of Gracht.
* NiceHat: But top honors for hats must go to the Archimandrite's headpiece, which is very colorful.
* RecycledInSpace: ''Literature/ThePrisonerOfZenda'' [-IN SPACE-]!
* RidiculouslyHumanRobots
* SceneryPorn: The very beautiful forests, that's not to forget the location work at Leeds Castle.
* ShackleSeatTrap: Romana lies down on a bed for examination by a doctor, and metal brackets pop up and encircle her body to hold her there.
* ShoutOut: Count Grendel was named after the anatagonist of ''Mythology/{{Beowulf}}''.
* SpeakNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace: The Doctor gets there a little too early, and has to ask if they've gotten to that part of the wedding yet.
* StageWhisper: Grendel whispers "think of the princess" to Romana and Reynart, who are on less than an arm's lenght of the Archimandrite, but he doesn't appear to have heard anything.
* StellarName: Princess Strella.
* SuccessionCrisis
* SwordFight: The Doctor vs. Count Grendel, a very long and completely magnificent battle. The Doctor keeps his scarf on.
* TextileWorkIsFeminine: Strella is working on an embroidery frame in her cell, and she and Romana are happily discussing the work when the Doctor finally finds them. (They've already taken the liberty of rescuing themselves.)
* ThrowingTheDistraction
* TrapIsTheOnlyOption: Lampshaded.
* VillainExitStageLeft: After the Doctor and his allies storm Grendel's castle, the Count shouts "next time, I shall not be so lenient!" before jumping off a parapet into his moat and swimming away.
* WholePlotReference: ''Literature/ThePrisonerOfZenda''.
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