This is a recap page for ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'' Spoilers are likely to be unmarked.
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[[folder:Season One]]
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E1DanVsNewMexico Dan Vs. New Mexico]]''': When an adobe brick breaks his car window, Dan swears vengeance against New Mexico by sabotaging their hot air balloon festival.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E2DanVsTheWolfMan Dan Vs. The Wolf-Man]]''': After finding a massive scratch on his car, a hairball on his rear-view mirror and a trail of pawprints mixed with sneakerprints lead Dan to believe that the culprit is the Wolf-Man, whom he plots revenge on.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E3DanVsTheDentist Dan Vs. The Dentist]]''': Dan's tooth is accidentally knocked out by a teddy bear he got from his childhood dentist (voiced by Creator/MarkHamill), so he aims to seek violent revenge against the man, who he claims is a supervillain.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E4DanVsTheNinja Dan Vs. The Ninja]]''': A ninja swipes Dan's cookies and explodes his lactose-free milk, but when Dan tries to get revenge, Elise ends up joining him, as she has a mysterious past regarding this ninja.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E5DanVsTheAnimalShelter Dan Vs. The Animal Shelter]]''': The howling and whining of the pets in the animal shelter across the street keep Dan awake at night, so he goes to blow it up, but not before making a lifelong friend.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E6DanVsCanada Dan Vs. Canada]]''': Dan accidentally gets stuck in a puddle of maple syrup, prompting him to exact revenge on Canada, largely by covering it with an avalanche.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E7DanVsTraffic Dan Vs. Traffic]]''': Dan accidentally wets himself when he's repeatedly left stuck in traffic, so he aims to rid the city streets of gridlock by any means nessecary.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E8DanVsYeOldeShakespeareDinnerTheater Dan Vs. Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theater]]''': Appalled by the atrocious food and performances at a local Shakespeare-themed dinner theater, Dan dresses up as a classical villain and incapacitates the cast one by one.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E9DanVsBaseball Dan Vs. Baseball]]''': The World Series pre-empting his favorite TV show and a crowd of foul ball-crazed fans wrecking his side mirror prompts Dan to kidnap the Commissioner of Baseball.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E10DanVsTheSalvationArmedForces Dan Vs. The Salvation Armed Forces]]''': Dan accidentally donates his car to charity when he's out looking for a new toaster, prompting him to exact revenge on the organization responsible by teaming up with a rivalling charity.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E11DanVsTheBeach Dan Vs. The Beach]]''': A crowd of beach bums totals Dan's car, prompting him to exact revenge against the beach itself by covering it in garbage.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E12DanVsGeorgeWashington Dan Vs. George Washington]]''': Dan firmly believes that the ghost of George Washington chopped down a palm tree that crushed his car, so he aims to blow up Mt. Vernon as revenge against the long-dead founding father.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E13DanVsTechnology Dan Vs. Technology]]''': Dan finally joins the age of information when Chris and Elise buy him a computer, but when said computer becomes obsolete when it needs to be fixed, Dan swears revenge against technology, starting with the nefarious CEO of the company (voiced by Creator/KevinMcDonald) who built his computer.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E14DanVsTheBarber Dan Vs. The Barber]]''': Dan suprisingly gets a date and hops off to the barbershop for a haircut, but the barber gives Dan the worst haircut imaginable, prompting Dan to give him an atrocious haircut in return.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E15DanVsArt Dan Vs. Art]]''': A prominent artist turns Dan's car, which he though was abandoned, into his latest masterpiece, leaving Dan to get revenge on the world of art.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E16DanVsElisesParents Dan Vs. Elise’s Parents]]''': A visit from Elise's parents keeps Chris from going to the Renaissance Fair with Dan, so Dan tries to get revenge by making it so the parents in question have ties to the Mafia.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E17DanVsTheFancyRestaurant Dan Vs. The Fancy Restaraunt]]''': The Sub-Marine, Dan's favorite sandwich shop, is shut down to make way for a high-class gourmet restaraunt, which prompts Dan to sabotage the place from the inside.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E18DanVsDan Dan Vs. Dan]]''': Dan discovers that an impostor (voiced by Creator/JohnCMcGinley) has stolen his identity and turned him into a pleasant, well-meaning individual, leaving Dan to try and beat the identity thief at his own game.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E19DanVsTheFamilyCampingTrip Dan Vs. The Family Camping Trip]]''': Dan learns that Chris can't attend a horror movie festival with him because he's going camping with Elise and her parents, prompting Dan to dress up as a hockey-masked maniac to exact his latest revenge.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E20DanVsBurgerphile Dan Vs. Burgerphile]]''': The manager of Dan's favorite fast food joint gets his order wrong and refuses to correct the mistake, prompting Dan to chain himself to the restaraunt's counter in protest.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E21DanVsTheMagician Dan Vs. The Magician]]''': A street magician steals a necklace Chris had planned to give to Elise and humiliates Dan by swiping his underwear in public, prompting Dan to infiltrate his latest show and prove that magic is fake.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS1E22DanVsTheLemonadeStandGang Dan Vs. The Lemonade Stand Gang]]''': A group of violent and aggressive children set up a lemonade stand outside Dan's apartment, and they assault him when he refuses to pay for a cup he didn't want, sending Dan on the warpath to ensure that the kids are taught a particularly harsh lesson.
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* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E1DanVsTheFamilyThanksgiving Dan Vs. The Family Thanksgiving]]''': To everyone's suprise, Dan ends up being invited to Elise’s parents' home for Thanksgiving dinner, but only because they have the ulterior motive of stealing his secret family recipe for deviled eggs.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E24DanVsTheMallSanta Dan Vs. The Mall Santa]]''': Forced to get a job at a mall's Christmas display, Dan aims to get revenge on the grouchy resident Santa for failing to exemplify the jolliness that Kris Kringle is known for.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E3DanVsTheNeighbors Dan Vs. The Neighbors]]''': A kindly couple moves into the apartment next to Dan's, leading him to believe that their kind natures are hiding something, such as the belief that they're cannibals.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E4DanVsDancing Dan Vs. Dancing]]''': Dan adds dancing to "The List" when he's inconvenienced by all sorts of dance-related incidents, as well as the fact that Elise and Chris are practicing for a dance competition.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E27DanVsTheBank Dan Vs. The Bank]]''': When the ATM at his bank short-charges him, Dan swears revenge by robbing the bank, intending to even the score.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E28DanVsTheMonsterUnderTheBed Dan Vs. The Monster Under The Bed]]''': After a previous revenge scheme, Dan comes to believe that he's accidentally summoned an otherworldly monster that's hiding under his bed and is out for his blood.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E7DanVsGolf Dan Vs. Golf]]''': Chris takes up golf as a new hobby, and he begins playing nonstop instead of spending time with Dan and Elise, which prompts the former to seek revenge against the sport.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E8DanVsTheGym Dan Vs. The Gym]]''': Dan is dragged to a new gym to help him get in shape, but when the experience gives Dan extreme soreness the next day, he sets out for revenge.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E31DanVsTheWedding Dan Vs. The Wedding]]''': Dan learns that his old flame Hortense is getting married, so he intends to stop the wedding and confess his love to her before the vows can be said.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E10DanVsTheCatburglar Dan Vs. The Catburglar]]''': In this film-noir styled episode, Dan comes home one day to find that Mr. Mumbles has disappeared, so it's up to him to crack the case.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E33DanVsTheDinosaur Dan Vs. The Dinosaur]]''': A Tyrannosaurus rex brought back to life stomps on Dan's car, leading him and Chris to team up with a famous animal tracker to get his latest revenge.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E12DanVsStupidity Dan Vs. Stupidity]]''': After observing that everyone around him is slowly getting dumber, Dan believes that the source of the phenomenon lies with the governor, and seeks revenge against him for the intelligence decline.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E13DanVsTheTelemarketer Dan Vs. The Telemarketer]]''': Dan is harassed by an obnoxious telemarketer who won’t stop calling him, but when he tries to find out who’s behind the calls, he ends up meeting a certain someone who has quite the score to settle with him.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E14DanVsRealityTV Dan Vs. Reality TV]]''': When Dan is unwittingly put on a reality dating show and humiliated before a national audience, he turns his ever-present hatred to reality TV, only for him to be held against his will on another reality show.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E15DanVsParents Dan Vs. Parents]]''': Observing that more and more children are suffering from a lack of discipline, Dan strikes back against the concept of parenthood by adopting a child of his own, intending to prove that he'd make a great parent.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E16DanVsGigundoMart Dan Vs. Gigundo-Mart]]''': A massive superstore known as Gigundo-Mart opens up in town and prompts Dan to seek revenge against it, since it's putting his favorite stores out of business and making Chris obssessed with buying things in bulk.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E17DanVsChris Dan Vs. Chris]]''': Dan and Chris' friendship is torn apart when Chris, with Dan's help, wins a prop from a movie they both love in a radio contest, prompting Dan to get back at Chris by declaring the prop should be his.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS2E40DanVsWildWestTown Dan Vs. Wild West Town]]''': While on his latest revenge trip, Dan and Chris encounter a Wild West Town dolled up as a tourist attraction, and when it's shown to be too light, fluffy, and family-friendly for Dan's standards, he seeks revenge against the town in the name of getting a refund.
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* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E1DanVsAngerManagement Dan Vs. Anger Management]]''': After almost starting World War III in one of his revenge schemes, Dan is forced into mandatory anger management classes, where he soon makes a friend in Amber, his mild-mannered but severely-unstable instructor (voiced by Creator/JennaFischer).
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E2DanVsTheMummy Dan Vs. The Mummy]]''': The latest object of Dan's desire for vengeance is a lazy mummy (voiced by Creator/SethGreen) who won't leave his apartment, steals all his toilet paper, and takes all of Mr. Mumbles' attention away from her owner.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E3DanVsTheBoss Dan Vs. The Boss]]''': Dan is forced to get a temporary job in order to pay his rent, but the boss of his new company (voiced by Creator/FeliciaDay) loves how Dan uses his volitale anger in the workplace, which gets him moved up the corporate ladder.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E4DanVsTheMechanic Dan Vs. The Mechanic]]''': Dan takes his car to the garage of Mike, his mechanic (voiced by Creator/KurtwoodSmith), for a repair job, but when the car turns out to have another problem after Mike says it's fine, Dan goes after him, believing him to be crooked.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E5DanVsTheHighSchoolReunion Dan Vs. The High School Reunion]]''': Dan finds out that he wasn't invited to his high school reunion, but Chris did, even though no one there remembers him, so he goes to crash the reunion as revenge.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E6DanVsTheCommonCold Dan Vs. The Common Cold]]''': When he gets sick for the first time that he can remember, Dan swears revenge against the common cold by trying to create a cure for it, even if his illness is exacerbated along the way.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E7DanVsTheDMV Dan Vs. The DMV]]''': When he's given a ticket for illegal parking, Dan has to go to the DMV to get his license renewed, only to learn that there's a secret history to the place, and that it's more than just passing tests and waiting in line.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E8DanVsTheSkiTrip Dan Vs. The Ski Trip]]''': Dan is reluctantly dragged along for a ski trip with Elise and Chris, but he doesn't have any fun in the slightest, especially when he and Elise end up getting snowed in by an avalanche.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E9DanVsJuryDuty Dan Vs. Jury Duty]]''': Dan and Elise are called in for jury duty in a case of vandalism against Burgerphile, but when the evidence points to Dan as the culprit, it's up to him to take the stand and prove his innocence.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E10DanVsVegetables Dan Vs. Vegetables]]''': When Burgerphile begins replacing their burgers and fries with veggie burgers and broccoli, Dan turns his vengeful eye to vegetables, intending to wipe every one of them off the face of the earth.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E11DanVsTheSuperhero Dan Vs. The Superhero]]''': An egotistical superhero named Terrifi-Guy (voiced by Creator/ClancyBrown) carelessly destroys Dan's car, so Dan attempts to compete against him as a better hero, but when this trick fails, he instead decides to fight the hero as a supervillain.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E12DanVsTheFamilyCruise Dan Vs. The Family Cruise]]''': Dan is brought along on a cruise with Chris, Elise, and her parents, but when he grows displeased at the tropical setting and all the games, Dan hijacks the ship as a means to return home.
* '''[[Recap/DanVsS3E13DanVsSummerCamp Dan Vs. Summer Camp]]''': While looking through a box of mementos, Dan finds one from his days in summer camp, so he shares to Elise the story about one of his earliest revenge plots against his camp counselor (voiced by Creator/ErnieHudson), as well as how he and Chris first met and became friends.

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