Troy and Annie have been bonding through Annie's helping Troy with his astronomy homework but their friendship is threatened by the Dean's latest scheme to improve the perception of Greendale, which involves attempting to convince Troy, star player of his high school football team, to join Greendale's less prestigious outfit. Since Troy has no interest in doing so, this would normally be a non-starter, but the Dean has incriminating photos of Jeff -- specifically, ones depicting him attending the school attached to posters and mailers -- which, much to Annie's horror, provides sufficient incentive for Jeff to use his powers of charm to sway Troy's mind. To mark the renaming of the football team into the Human Beings, the Dean enlists Pierce's help in designing an ethnically and gender-neutral team mascot; however, no one foresees the eventual result.

Attempting to bond with Britta, Shirley invites her to be her bathroom buddy, but soon discovers that Britta will need some serious coaching in the mysteries of the WondrousLadiesRoom.

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!!The ''Series/{{Community}}'' episode "Football, Feminism and You" contains examples of:
* ChainOfCorrections: Jeff trying to convince Troy to return to football.
-->'''Jeff:''' It's in your blood!\\
'''Troy:''' That's racist.\\
'''Jeff:''' Your soul.\\
'''Troy:''' ''That's'' racist.\\
'''Jeff:''' Your eyes?\\
'''Troy:''' That's gay.\\
'''Jeff:''' That's homophobic.\\
'''Troy:''' That's black.\\
'''Jeff:''' ''That's'' racist!\\
'''Troy:''' Damn...
* CompletelyMissingThePoint:
-->'''Annie:''' We should totally study astronomy later. Maybe over some Milky Ways? Or Mars Bars?\\
'''Troy:''' Or pancakes.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Troy tells Jeff that he needs to accept where he is and stop fighting it. He recommends taking a pottery class. Later in the season, [[Recap/CommunityS1E19BeginnerPottery Jeff does just that]].
* GoldenMeanFallacy: Jeff tries to invoke this. Annie immediately calls bullshit:
-->'''Jeff:''' I just think we were both wrong.\\
'''Annie:''' Really? Because I'm an eighteen-year-old girl and you made me cry in public.\\
'''Jeff:''' Hmm. Okay, maybe I was a ''little'' more wrong.
* HypocriticalHumor: The science teacher starts ranting when someone's phone rings in her class... until she realizes it's hers, at which point she proceeds to interrupt the class to chat up the guy on the other end. She then asks to borrow a pen off someone, clearly not having one of her own, and then chews out the person she asks when they also don't have one.
** This exchange:
--->'''Jeff:''' I'm saying, you're a football player. It's in your blood!\\
'''Troy:''' That's racist.\\
'''Jeff:''' Your soul!\\
'''Troy:''' ''That's'' racist.\\
'''Jeff:''' ''[Uncertain]'' Your eyes?\\
'''Troy:''' That's gay.\\
'''Jeff:''' That's homophobic.\\
'''Troy:''' ''[Casually]'' That's black.\\
'''Jeff:''' ''[Indignant]'' ''That's'' racist!\\
'''Troy:''' Damn.
* NotSoAboveItAll: It turns out that Britta is not so aloof to the WondrousLadiesRoom -- or at least, the ideals of female bonding that it implies -- as she lets on.
-->'''Britta:''' ''[Tearfully]'' [[Funny/{{Community}} I've peed alone my whole life!]] Women have always hated me. I don't even know how it started. Maybe it was because I got boobs before everyone--\\
'''Shirley:''' Shh! Not out here. ''[Indicating a nearby restroom meaningfully]'' In ''there''.
* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: Parodied; the Dean and Pierce's efforts to make a politically correct 'human being' mascot [[CrossesTheLineTwice crash right back into the realm of racism]] through judicious use of racial profiling. And the resulting creation, while (maybe) not racist, ends deep in UncannyValley.
-->'''Jeff:''' Wow. I think not being racist is the new racist.
* SeriousBusiness:
** The Dean considers Troy joining the football team this.
** Shirley considers the WondrousLadiesRoom this.
* SimilarSquad: The security guards who very closely resemble Troy and Abed.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Jeff delivers a ''really'' nasty one to Annie after she discovers his role in persuading Troy to rejoin the football team:
-->'''Annie:''' Britta's right; you're the most selfish person alive! And all that is going to end right now, because I'm telling him what kind of friend you ''really'' are.\\
'''Jeff:''' Maybe you should tell him you're hopelessly in love with him. ''[Annie is stunned]'' High school must have been tough, huh? Waiting for a superstar to notice you. But ''here'', he's all alone, and he needs ''so much'' help! Did you enroll in ''all'' of his classes, or were you worried [[StalkerWithACrush that might freak him out]]? The important thing is that you are ''there'' for him. The ''important'' thing is that you are the ''only'' one there for him. And you don't really care what he wants, just as long as you don't have to share him with the rest of the world. Because ''really'', you're just as selfish as I am. You're just not as good at it yet.\\
'''Annie:''' ''[Hurt]'' You're right. [[ShutUpHannibal I could never be as good as you. Probably because I actually care.]]\\
'''Jeff:''' ''[Flippantly]'' Profound, but ultimately meaningless. ''[Upset, Annie storms off]'' And don't bother trying that thing that women do when they walk away and make the guy feel like crap because it's not going to happen! Yeah! ''[Guilty]'' Damn it!
* UncannyValley: The Greendale Human Being plummets right into this, as it is completely ethnically neutral, having no traits that could possibly belong to any human ethnic group. However, this just serves to make it ''incredibly'' creepy instead.[[invoked]]
* WhiteMansBurden: Parodied; having created the race-neutral (and incredibly creepy) Human Being mascot, Dean Pelton is heard to happily chirrup "Well, we've solved racism!"
* WondrousLadiesRoom: Shirley considers this a sacred space. Britta initially seems quite aloof to it, but later finds herself tearfully admitting that [[NotSoAboveItAll "I've peed alone my whole life!"]]
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