--> ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3742813/11/Calvin_and_Hobbes_The_Series_SEASON_THREE A mysterious force brings Calvin, Hobbes, Socrates, Andy, Sherman, Calvin's inventions, alter egos, and Holographic Retro to a]] [[BloodSport deadly]] [[AlternateUniverse alternate universe.]]''
-> '''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3742813/12/Calvin_and_Hobbes_The_Series_SEASON_THREE Part 2]]'''
-> '''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3742813/13/Calvin_and_Hobbes_The_Series_SEASON_THREE Part 3]]'''
-> '''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3742813/14/Calvin_and_Hobbes_The_Series_SEASON_THREE Part 4]]'''
-> '''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3742813/15/Calvin_and_Hobbes_The_Series_SEASON_THREE Part 5]]'''
-> '''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3742813/16/Calvin_and_Hobbes_The_Series_SEASON_THREE Part 6]]'''

Before the episode itself begins, the SpecialEditionTitle appears - it involves a DeliberatelyMonochrome Calvin showing up and quoting the First Doctor from ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce7LS0kB780 goodbye speech]]. From there, the Creator/PeterDavison-era ''Doctor Who'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjbXZuSI7Pw theme]] plays, overlaid on clips from past episodes.
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The story proper begins with Calvin at school. He's bored out of this skull, as there hadn't been any attacks or anything lately. In fact, the other four protagonists are also resting peacefully.

However, in an alternate universe, a mysterious figure dips a scoop into a bowl-like object, and snatches each of Calvin's three alter egos from their home worlds into another dimension via tornado, causing Calvin great pain in the process. [[CryingWolf Though nobody cares at first]], he soon draws their attention. Indeed, more tornadoes arrive in the real world to suck the other four protagonists. Calvin is left fading in and out, paraphrasing the Fifth Doctor.

--> "A man is the sum of his memories, you know? And I'm not even more so."

Sound familiar? [[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors It should.]]

Anyway, shortly afterwards, he's sucked up by the last tornado, and the shadowy figure organizes his victims (represented as figurines) - Andy and Tracer Bullet, Socrates and Stupendous Man, Sherman and Spaceman Spiff, and lastly Calvin and Hobbes.

Elsewhere, Holographic Retro is tied to a chair. An evil voice addresses him, asking him to save Calvin and Hobbes in exchange for planetary control.

Several smaller tornadoes deposit everyone in various places in the Death Zone, along with the cardboard box. H. Retro, who is viewing this through a screen, is given both The Seal of the Good Man and a transmat recall device before teleporting off into the Death Zone. %%End of Part 1

Spiff wakes up in a HallOfMirrors, and after some confused crashing into the walls and finding a piece of paper, he meets up with Sherman, neither batting an eye at [[FridgeLogic how he could meet a non-physical entity.]] A Dalek shows up soon after, which they easily outsmart. Meanwhile, "[[EmbarrassingNickname Stupey"]] and Socrates run away from a Cyberman, the former picking up another sheet of paper while they do so. Tracer Bullet, wandering around the small country road, finds Andy [[LiteralCliffhanger hanging from a cliff]] and saves him using a vine.
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!!Tropes:
* BizarroEpisode: It's a rather bizarre and out-of-place adaptation of [[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors "The Five Doctors"]] that is only referenced once after its conclusion.
* BuffySpeak: Spiff calls Sherman a "small... hamster person" when they first meet.
* CryingWolf: No one believes Calvin when he screams as Spaceman Spiff is taken away from him.
* {{Dissimile}}:
--> '''Spaceman Spiff:''' Hmmm. A [[HallOfMirrors hall of mirrors.]] This is kind of like one of those things they have in fun houses.
--> (''[[{{Beat}} pause]]'')
--> '''Spaceman Spiff:''' If fun houses had pieces of broken jagged glass all around and forcefully bring you to them, then sure. A fun house.
* DoNotTouchTheFunnelCloud: Played straight, more or less.
* [[EmbarrassingNickname Embarrassing]] InSeriesNickname: "Stupey", from [[TheNicknamer Socrates]].
* EmpathicEnvironment: The country road where Tracer Bullet starts out has gloomy clouds.
* HallOfMirrors: Spiff starts out in one.
* LiteralCliffhanger: Andy ends up in one.
* MrExposition: The alter-egos explain the Death Zone and such to their companions.
* NonIndicativeName: There are only ''four'' Calvins.
* RecycledScript[=/=]FilmFic: To [[Recap/DoctorWho20thASTheFiveDoctors "The Five Doctors"]].
** Specifically, Calvin and his alter egos are the Doctors[[note]]Calvin is the Fifth, Spiff is the First, Stupendous Man is the Second, and Tracer is the Third.[[/note]] (san Fourth), the others are their companions[[note]]Hobbes is Tegan, Sherman is Susan, Socrates is the Brigadier, and Andy is Sarah Jane[[/note]], Holographic Retro is The Master, and the cardboard box is the [=TARDIS=].
* ShoutOut: When he and Sherman first meet a Dalek, Spiff comments:
--> "Wow. [[Franchise/StarWars R2D2]] really let himself go."