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[[caption-width-right:340:A match made in Bedlam.]]


->''"If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock."''
-->--'''Spike'''

Directed by John T. Kretchmer.

Written by David Greenwalt, Creator/JossWhedon, Creator/RobDesHotel, & Dean Batali.

It's Parent-Teacher Conference night at Sunnydale High. In a fit of creative sadism, Principal Snyder assigns the job of preparing food and decorations to his two most troublesome students: Buffy, and a borderline-psychopath {{delinquent|s}} named Sheila. Whoever does the better job will ''not'' be expelled. Sheila's total indifference puts even more pressure on Buffy, who already has a tough time balancing slaying with a social life.

That night, the "WELCOME TO SUNNYDALE" sign is flattened beneath the tires of a 1959 [=DeSoto=] Fireflite, marking the arrival of the vampire world's answer to Music/SidVicious & Nancy Spungen, Spike and Drusilla, who interrupt a gathering by the Anointed One. Spike promises to kill Buffy as he has killed two Slayers already. Drusilla is quite ill, having been injured by an angry mob in Prague. The Anointed One tells Spike to wait for Saturday night to attack Buffy, as that particular Saturday is essentially a holy night for vampires and will strengthen their mooks. Spike agrees, and in the meantime he brings Sheila, who is [[VampiresAreSexGods enthralled by his bad boy charms]], to the weak Drusilla as food.

On Thursday night, Buffy plots to keep Snyder from delivering a bad report to her mother, but fails. Afterwards, a stern Joyce orders Buffy home just as Spike and the other vampires crash through the window, too impatient to wait for Saturday. Buffy takes command of the incredulous adults, tells them to stay put and climbs through the air ducts to reach the library and her weapons. Fighting a few vampires along the way, including a newly turned Sheila.

Xander returns to the school with Angel, who pretends to be Angelus. Though Spike first welcomes Angel as a long-lost friend, he sees through the ruse and Xander and Angel are forced to flee but not before Xander hears Spike call Angel his "sire" and "[[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]]". His mooks give chase to Angel and Xander, leaving Buffy and Spike alone at last. Buffy is almost bested when her mother shows up and hits Spike over the head with the flat of a fire ax, causing him to retreat. Joyce tells Buffy that she trusts Buffy to take care of herself, whatever Snyder may say.

Spike returns to the vampire lair, where the Anointed One demands penance for attacking too early. Spike goes through the motions of apologizing--then, fed up, he simply throws the boy in a cage and pulls it into the sun. Looks like there's a new ''el jefe'' in town, one who looks like he may stick around for a while. You know, for fun and frolic.

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!!Tropes:
* AirVentPassageway: Buffy gets out of a locked classroom and gets the drop on Spike by crawling though the space above the drop ceiling (she is at least shown traversing a wooden catwalk). Also worth noting, Spike notices, and in a singsong voice says “some-one's-in-the-cei-ling”.
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Sheila ends up falling for Spike not long after meeting him. Unfortunately for her, he was just luring her so he could feed Drusilla.
* AllThereInTheManual: In response to Spike's offer of food, Dru complains that she's hungry, and that she misses Prague. Spike points out that [[NoodleIncident she nearly died]] in Prague; "Idiot mob." This was expanded on in the comics, where a flashback shows Drusilla being captured by a human "Inquisitor" and thrown into a Prague jail. The inquisitor proceeds to torture Drusilla in a unique chair built with retractable spikes. Spike didn't fare much better, as he almost got dusted and tossed into a lake by an angry mob.
* AlmostKiss: A different take on this trope shown by Spike and Drusilla where they lean in toward each other...then do a simultaneous head turn to look at the Anointed One.
* AndImTheQueenOfSheba: One aspiring successor to the Master chatters on that when ''he'' kills Buffy, it'll be the greatest event since the Crucifixion. "And I should know," he smarms, "I was there." Behind him, Spike's sneering voice cuts in:
-->'''Spike:''' Oh please! If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually ''there'', it would've been like Film/{{Woodstock}}.
** Which Spike actually attended. Never try [[ContemplatingYourHands feeding off a hippie]].
* ArsonMurderAndLifesaving: Joyce's speech to Buffy at the end.
* ArsonMurderAndAdmiration
-->'''Sheila:''' Did you really burn down a school building one time?\\
'''Buffy:''' Well, not actually one time.\\
'''Sheila:''' Cool.
* ArtisticLicenseReligion: St. Vigeous, PatronSaint of vampires. One wonders how a saint dedicated to demonic predators was canonized in the first place. Presumably, it's just their name for him. Or maybe vampires have their own religion, including saints?
* AssholeVictim: Sheila is a flakey delinquent who leaves the entire responsibility of preparing for Parent-Teacher night on Buffy, and ends up being seduced and kidnapped by Spike to be fed to Drusilla.
* AxeBeforeEntering: One of Spike's minions is trying to break down a door. Spike tells him to use his head, grabs him by the scruff of his neck, and uses his head to break the glass on the fire axe case beside the door.
* BadassBoast: Spike approaches the Anointed One, saying he's read about him. He also knows about the A.O.'s Slayer problem. "Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them." The A.O. asks if he can do it. Spike shrugs that he's iced a couple Slayers in his time, but, "I don't like to brag. ''[{{beat}}]'' [[VerbalBackspace Who am I kidding? I '''love''' to brag!"]]
* BadGuysDoTheDirtyWork: Buffy can't kill the Anointed One, partly because she's prophesied not to but mostly because he's a kid. Luckily, Spike does it for her.
* BaitAndSwitchBoss: So long, Anointed One.
* BeardOfEvil: Beard-mook a.k.a. "Big Ugly". "Lean Boy" also sports one.
* BeenThereShapedHistory: Mocked by Spike when he calls out of the Anointed One's mooks for lying about being at the crucifixion. Played straight by Spike himself, who was present for both the Boxer Rebellion (briefly mentioned by him before Drusilla enters the room) and Woodstock.
* BlatantLies: Snyder re: the RedShirt teacher.
-->"I told him not to go out that window."
* BoundAndGagged: After Spike kidnaps Sheila, he has her hands bound and her gagged when taken back to his hideout. Poor girl couldn't even scream when Drusilla kills her.
* BuffySpeak: A hero's journey is not always an easy one:
-->'''Buffy:''' I spent a good part of my allowance on this new cream rinse, and it's neither creamy nor rinsey.
-->'''Joyce:''' [[NoSympathy Life is hard, dear]].
** Buffy's lack of focus on her studies. Willow blames this on "Angel-missage". Though the live band music can't help.
* BoundAndGagged: Sheila after getting intrigued by Spike after leaving the Bronze and then captured. Spike has her bound up in Drusilla's room. Unlike most examples, no one comes to save her and turned by Dru.
* BrickJoke: At the end of the episode, after Buffy has saved the day and all the vamps have cleared out of the school, Willow and Cordelia are ''still'' shut up in the closet waiting to be rescued.
* CantGetAwayWithNuthin:
** Joyce flipping through her mail to find a reminder note about Parent-Teacher Night. Buffy was planning to inform her about this ''when''? "For the last two weeks."
** Buffy leaving the Scoobies alone with the hors d'oeuvres. Xander and Cordelia reach for some. Buffy psychically senses this and pops her head back in. "'''No.'''"
** Following her conversation with Snyder, Joyce storms over to Buffy and tells her to get in the car immediately, which is parent-speak for "you're in for a world of pain." Snyder registers a "[[EvilGloating Boo-yah]]!" face in the background. Spike's attack couldn't have come at a better time.
* ChekhovsBoomerang: Spike's fire ax changes hands quite a few times, but ultimately ends up in Joyce's possession. She uses it to bash him in the head before he could kill Buffy.
* ComeOutComeOutWhereverYouAre:
** Spike does this to Buffy, complete with singsong tone (though he doesn't actually say the line; instead it's "Someone's in the ceiling...").
** He does say "Here, kitty-kitty", which may as well be an alternate title for this trope.
* ConflictKiller: The show jettisons the last of the Master's old-fashioned order in favor of a more modern UnholyMatrimony couple.
* ContemplatingYourHands: Spike spent six hours doing this at Woodstock after feeding off a hippie.
* ContinuityNod: Reference is made to Buffy burning down the school building, which got her kicked out of her previous school. She also says it's not the only time she's done this; presumably a reference to "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E2SomeAssemblyRequired Some Assembly Required]]".
* ConvenientlyTimedAttackFromBehind: Spike actually gets the drop on Buffy, knocking her to the floor with a large wooden beam. He raises the beam on high, but the ax from earlier beans him on the head, knocking him down. He looks up to see that Slayer powers aside, the asskicking gene runs in the Summers family. "'''You get the hell away from my daughter.'''" Spike snarls, "Women!" and [[VillainExitStageLeft takes off]].
* CreepyChild: Dru has the mentality, at least, as this is her debut episode. We see her playing with dolls while she is talking with Spike.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon:
** Dru mentions that she "can't see" the Slayer for some reason; there's some kind a psychic shield around her. "Kill her, Spike," she mews. "Kill her for Princess?" Spike says it's as good as done. "[[ShoutOut/ToShakespeare I'll chop her into messes]]." They nuzzle. (This would actually be cute in a different context.)
** In the school, Spike is getting impatient. He calls out to the Slayer. "I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna suck 'em dry!" Then, more irritably, "And use their bones to bash your head in. Are you getting a word picture here?!"
* CutPhoneLines: Giles tries to call for help, but discovers that the phones have been cut.
* DamnedByFaintPraise: Joyce wonders what Buffy's teachers will have to say about her scholastic performance. "Well," Buffy declares, "I think they'll all agree that I always bring a pen to class, ready to absorb the knowledge."
* DeathOfAChild: For obvious reasons, we don't see the Anointed One get engulfed in flames; rather, the last shot of the episode is [[GoryDiscretionShot the still-smoking bars of his cage]].
* {{Delinquent}}: Sheila was a major one in life, having said to have attacked a teacher with pruning shears (and quite proud of it), blowing off the punishment to help with the Parent-Teacher Conference and hanging out with other bad company to boot. It's ultimately what ends up losing her humanity when she fell for a "bad boy" like Spike.
* DescriptionCut: Spike topping off his grand introduction by asking, "So, about this Slayer. Is she tough?" Cut to Buffy running a comb through her split ends and whining. "Ow."
* [[DieHardOnAnX Die Hard in A School Invaded By Vampires]]: John [=McClane=] never looked so good.
* DoubleEntendre: When Spike and Buffy meet up for their big battle, they're both holding weapons and Buffy asks if they're really necessary. Spike replies; "I just like them. They make me feel all ''manly''." He then tosses his weapon aside, as, being Spike he's clearly NotCompensatingForAnything.
* DramaticIrony: Drusilla's foreshadowing to Spike that she might one day become so old, her hair will fall out. Spike: "Never happen."
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Whedon was forced to kill the Anointed One here before he really got to do anything due to fears that the actor would age out of believably.
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: Spike's relationship with Angelus was clearly not quite finalized when this episode was written. First, he refers to Angelus as his sire; later episodes would confirm that it was Drusilla (though they also got around this by saying that vampires refer to everyone in their siring line as a "sire", a distinction not previously shown). He is also shown to be very friendly with Angel when he believes that his soul is gone again, while later episodes would show they had a bitter rivalry even before his soul was returned.
* EnemyRisingBehind: A variant. Buffy runs into a seemingly-normal Sheila while stealthing her way through the school and gives her an axe so she can back her up. Of course by this point, we know Sheila has long since been killed and is now an undead. As Buffy makes to stake another vampire, the camera pans to the side over her shoulder where we see Sheila in vamp face, readying her ax to kill Buffy. Luckily Giles spots this from one of the classrooms and shouts out a warning to Buffy.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment:
** Spike's very first scene is smashing into a "Welcome to Sunnydale" sign in his car and strutting out wearing a leather coat and Music/SidVicious mannerisms. He proceeds to march up to the current villains all vamped out, OffhandBackhand one of them and [[BadassBoast boast about how he can solve their problems for them]]... and then at the sight of Drusilla, immediately take off the vamp face and insist that she should be resting. [[EvenEvilHasLovedOnes He then gives her his jacket without hesitation when she complains of cold.]] Establishes his character well... but then at the end of the episode [[MakeWayForTheNewVillains he kills the previous season's Chosen One villain and his prophecy devoted mooks saying that from now on there would be less ritual and more fun which sets him up as the new]] BigBad and his role of subverting the traditional ancient villain behavior.
** Drusilla steps into the room and immediately pinpoints The Anointed One as the powerhouse of the group, all the while babbling in abstract prose. She then basks in Spike's adoration, declaring herself his Princess, to which he enthusiastically agrees without question. It establishes Drusilla as a MadOracle and Spike's [[LoveMartyr dominant-yet-subservient]] relationship with her.
* EstablishingCharacterMusic: Spike drives into Sunnydale to a heavy metal guitar riff.
* EvilPowerVacuum: One of the Anointed One's mooks says that someone needs to take the Master's place, and that the one who kills the Slayer should wear his mantle. This is hinted to be Spike's agenda, though we quickly learn that [[BloodKnight he's only in it for the action]]. In the end, Spike ends up dissolving the Master's order entirely.
* EvilerThanThou: Spike unceremoniously dusting the Anointed One.
* FaceRevealingTurn: Sorta. After Buffy meets Sheila during the school raid, she's of course in human form. But when they approach a vampire. The camera has Buffy in front of her and as she sneaks up on him, moves aside to which we now see Sheila in GameFace, readying her ax to kill Buffy.
** An inverse happens with Spike, as the audience gets their first glimpse of his ''human'' face as he turns back to Drusilla (and the camera).
* FakeDefector: Angel, vamped out and [[TrojanPrisoner holding Xander in a headlock]]. He acts chummy with Spike, giving the impression that he's been EvilAllAlong. They embrace, although Spike gets [[RevealingHug an ambiguous look when his face is on Angel's shoulder]].
-->'''Xander:''' I ''knew'' you were lying. [[LameComeback Undead...]] [[ThatLiarLies liar guy]].
* FalseReassurance: A henchvamp reports in to Spike, saying that they [[CutTheJuice cut the power]] and nobody got out, but he doesn't know where the Slayer is. Frustrated, Spike turns to a human prisoner. "I'm a veal kind of guy. You're too old to eat." He [[NeckSnap snaps his neck]]. "But not to kill." Spike [[PercussiveTherapy says he feels better]].
* FoeRomanceSubtext: Long before Spuffy was on the agenda, Spike seems overly fascinated by his intended victim, stalking Buffy at the Bronze with an intense, sexual vibe.
** According to Creator/JamesMarsters, he played Spike as having an attraction to Buffy from the beginning.
** For that matter, when Buffy ''does'' show up for the final fight, she bears herself in an almost seductive way, coming out of the shadows.
* {{Foil}}: Sheila is essentially one to Buffy to showcase Principal Snyder's HorribleJudgeOfCharacter. While Buffy isn't exactly a saint, she's leagues above Sheila whom Snyder lumps together (And that's only because of hearing of Buffy past "delinquency" i.e. burning down her gym, and just singling her out for it).
* ForgottenFriendNewFoe: Spike and Angel go ''way'' back.
* GameFace:
** An InvertedTrope--Spike is introduced in his vampire face, and we first see his human face (in both senses of the word) when he turns to look at Drusilla.
** Drusilla does this when she's about to kill Sheila while telling her "naughty" doll, Ms Edith, that she could've "watched with the rest" if she had been good.
** Sheila herself when she attempts to attack Buffy from behind.
* GasLeakCoverup: Thugs with deformed faces and superhuman strength attacking the school = a gang on PCP.
* GilliganCut: Spike finishes off his badass tirade by asking if the current Slayer is tough. Cut to Buffy in her pyjamas, glaring at herself in the mirror and muttering "Ow!" under her breath as she brushes a stubborn tangle out of her hair.
* GoodSmokingEvilSmoking: The first thing Spike does after his FeetFirstIntroduction is light up.
* HalfTruth: Joyce asks what Buffy's teachers will have to say about her scholastic conduct. "Well," Buffy hems and haws, "I think they'll all agree that [[DamnedByFaintPraise I always bring a pen to class]], ready to absorb the knowledge."
* HellBentForLeather: Sheila stumbling drunkenly out of the Bronze, flanked by two guys. She asks if they were telling the truth about a Cadillac, and coos about how "leather seats" make her horny. Whatever, Music/JoanJett.
* HeroKiller: Spike has personally killed two of Buffy's predecessors, and comes close to killing her.
* {{Homage}}: The episode is an homage to ''Film/DieHard'', complete with Buffy sneaking around in the ceiling.
* HypocriticalHumor
-->'''Willow:''' We can't run, that would be wrong. Could we hide?
* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne: Snyder rhetorically asking Buffy and Sheila who is the worse student between them. As far as Snyder's concerned, they're well-matched; he can't figure it out. Although Buffy has never stabbed a horticulture teacher with a trowel. "I didn't stab anybody with a trowel," Sheila corrects, grinning. "They were pruning shears."
* IllKillYou: The Scoobies regard Spike warily as he compliments Buffy's work. She asks who he is, and he tells her she'll find out on Saturday. "What happens on Saturday?" "I kill you," he says, then withdraws. It's the casualness of his delivery that leaves Buffy looking wigged.
* ImprovisedWeapon: At the start of the melee, the vamps start to charge in, but Buffy hurls a chair at Spike, knocking him into some other vamps like a set of bowling pins.
** Buffy shepherds Joyce, Snyder, and a few other adults into a classroom, buying them a little time by rolling a janitor's cart into some pursuing vamps.
** Cordy proves more or less useless in a fight, getting grabbed by a mook vampire. Willow grabs a bust from the wall and clocks the vamp with it.
** Spike throws a punch at Buffy, but she ducks, and his hand goes into the wall. While he's stuck, she kicks him for good measure. Then he pulls a wooden beam out of the wall and clocks Buffy with it.
* InCaseOfXBreakGlass: Buffy's high school actually has a fire axe in one of these emergency glass cases by the door of the school. In this episode, Spike breaks said glass with *the face* of one of his own minions in order to get the axe.
* InTheBack: Buffy tells Sheila to stay behind her. As she stalks her way down the hall, we see that Sheila is now in vamp face (having seen her being fed on earlier by Drusilla). Oops! Sheila raises the ax and about to swing when Giles spots her through a glass door and shouts a warning.
* InvincibleClassicCar: Spike crashes his car, a 1959 [=DeSoto=] Fireflite, through the "Welcome to Sunnydale" sign, and the car isn't damaged at all. The paint doesn't even get scratched.
* ItRunsInTheFamily: When Joyce talks back to him, Snyder snarks that he sees a "mother-daughter resemblance".
* JudgeJuryAndExecutioner: The episode opens with Snyder giving a speech describing himself in these terms.
* KilledOffForReal: The Anointed One gets offed at the end of the episode, when Spike tosses him in a cage and hoists him up into the sunlight.
* KillItWithFire: How Spike disposes of The Anointed One.
* KnowWhenToFoldEm: Two examples.
** The now vamped Sheila does this after her sneak attack on Buffy fails and she sees a fellow vampire get dusted.
** Spike decides to cut his losses for the time being after Joyce prevents him from killing her daughter.
* LastSecondWordSwap:
** Willow marveling at the number of dates Angel must have had in his 200+ years. Time for math! She starts doing the calculations until Buffy glares at her, whereupon Willow [[CringeComedy neatly]] segues into talking a spiked mace. "--So why do they call it a 'mace'?"
** Spike sics his goons on Buffy and Xander, but stop to sniff the air. Buffy's standing behind him. "Fee, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of a nice, ripe...girl."
** Giles: "When it comes to combat, Buffy must fight alone. She is, after all, the Sla-- ''[sees Snyder approaching]'' s-s-sla-slaves! You're--you're all slaves to the, uh, television...young people nowadays..."
* LaughablyEvil: The main difference between Spike and the old-fashioned Order; Spike's snark is just as hilarious as it is badass and intimidating.
* LethalChef: Willow eagerly asks what kind of punch Buffy made. Buffy says punch is off the menu; instead, we have fresh lemonade. Willow asks how much sugar's in it before taking a swig. "Sugar?" Buffy asks innocently. Willow contorts her face and gags.
* LetsFightLikeGentlemen: A pole-wielding Spike turns to regard Buffy, who's holding the fire ax. She asks if they really need weapons. Spike jokes they make him feel "all manly", then throws aside his weapon. Buffy follows suit.
* TheLoad: There are monkeys who could coordinate a party better than Sheila, who looks like she's perpetually hungover. Not surprising she ends up as a vampire, really. Outside the school, Buffy immediately tries formulating a schedule with her, bust she's more interested in joining up with her punk rocker friend (someone called "Meat Pie") and walks off.
* MakeWayForTheNewVillains: So long, Anointed One. Hello, Spike and Dru!
* MamaBear: Joyce hits Spike in the head with an ax. "You get ''the hell'' away from my daughter!"
* TheMole: In the darkened school hallway, Buffy hears a noise behind her. It's Sheila. Phew, forgot about her. She apologizes for being late (the fact that the event is ''over'' should have raised a red flag though Buffy figures she came in right before Spike's attack). Of course the audience knows she's a vamp since last we saw her before this point was Dru making a meal of her. But Buffy is unawares.
* MortalWoundReveal: Grabbing Sheila's ax, Buffy turns to swing at a vampire mook. He ducks, and the ax buries itself in the wall. The mook grins, but looks down to see a stake in his heart. Poof.
* MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels: While studying French, Buffy says something in French that translates to "The cow should touch me from Thursday."[[note]]La vache devrait me toucher de jeudi.[[/note]] And she said it wrong.[[note]]No kidding. She says, "La vache doit me touche de la jeudi" in an ''atrocious'' accent with English pronunciations. This means (roughly) what they say it does, with a few caveats. First, the indicative present "doit" means "must"; to get "should", one should use the conditional "devrait". Second, she conjugates the verb "toucher" ("to touch") rather than using the infinitive. Finally, her use of the definite article "la" before "jeudi" ("Thursday") is nonsensical. The last could possibly be interpreted to mean "every Thursday", but that makes even less sense; one would use the definite article "le" instead, since days of the week are grammatically masculine, not grammatically feminine.[[/note]]
-->'''Buffy:''' ''La vache...doit me...touche...de la...jeudi''. ''[looks at Willow]'' Was it wrong? Should I use the plural?
-->'''Willow:''' No. But you said, "The cow should touch me from Thursday."
-->'''Buffy:''' ''[defensively]'' Maybe that's what I was feeling.
-->'''Willow:''' And you said it wrong.
-->'''Buffy:''' ''[slams pencil]'' Oh, [[ParentheticalSwearing je stink]].
* MySignificanceSenseIsTingling: Snyder storming into the lounge and asking Willow and Xander if they're standing in for Sheila's absence. They deny it, but he puffs out his chest in anticipation. "I feel an expulsion coming on." Seriously, he almost seems to get aroused by expelling people.
* MysteriousWatcher: Spike observing Buffy dancing in The Bronze. Yep, definitely some sexual tension right off the bat, here.
* NoPeriodsPeriod:
** Xander frantically fishing through Buffy's purse for a stake. He finds a yo-yo, which is a [[ContinuityNod nice bit of continuity]] from "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS2E2SomeAssemblyRequired Some Assembly Required]]", then a tampon, which he hilariously throws up in the air when he realizes what it is, and then finally a stake.
** In the broom closet, Cordelia says a prayer to God that that she won't be mean to anyone ever again...unless they really deserve it, or it's "that time of the month" .
--->'''Willow:''' ''[{{facepalm}}ing]'' Ask for some aspirin.\\
'''Cordelia:''' And can you please send some asp--''hey''!
** Spike's "I smell the blood of a nice, ripe...girl".
* NoodleIncident: Dru complains to Spike that she's hungry, and that she misses Prague. Spike points out that she nearly died in Prague; "Idiot mob." This was expanded on in the comics, where a flashback shows Drusilla being captured by an "Inquisitor" and thrown into a Prague jail. Spike didn't fare much better, as he got tossed into a lake by an angry mob.
* OffhandBackhand:
** When Spike interrupts his boast, the beard vampire rushes at him, but Spike closes his hand into a fist and knocks the beard out without looking back.
** Spike back-kicks Lean Boy as he's hauling the Annoying One into the cage, also without turning around.
* OhCrap:
** Sheila's final human expression as she turns to Dru, who's in vamp face after addressing her dolls...then proceeds to feed on her.
** Giles also has this reaction upon discovering Spike is a HeroKiller who has taken out two past Slayers. He subsequently admits to Xander that his suggestion of running away that Saturday "might've been a good one."
* PlayingHardToGet: Buffy reminding Angel that he said he might show up at the Bronze. Angel counters that she said she wasn't sure she was going. Buffy makes doe-eyes and lampshades this by saying she "was being cool. C'mon, you've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years? You don't know what a girl means when she says ''maybe she'll show''?"
* PoliticalOvercorrectness: Spike is incredulous at Angel helping out humans. "Man, I can't believe this!! You Uncle Tom!"
* PreMortemOneLiner: Drusilla turning one of her dolls ("Miss Edith") toward the wall for setting a bad example for the others. Um, sure. Spike encourages her to eat something, and we see Sheila is [[BoundAndGagged tied up and gagged]] in the corner.
-->'''Drusilla:''' You see, Miss Edith? If you'd been good, you could watch with the rest.\\
''[Sheila gasps and turns to her, seeing Dru in {{game face}}. Dru turns to her, smiles, then lets out a growl as she proceeds to bite her neck]''
* PropheticName[=/=]PunnyName: Sheila '''Martini'''?
* PunctuatedPounding: Buffy using Spike's henchvamp as a punching bag as she calls out for a weapon. "AND! A STAKE! WOULD BE NICE!".
* PuttingThePalInPrincipal: Alluded to by Principal Snyder who says a lot of educators say you should think of your principal as your pal but he prefers to be thought of as judge, jury and executioner.
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: The death of the Anointed One was forced upon the writing staff when they realized that Andrew J. Ferchland (Colin) had grown like a weed over the summer hiatus, and vampires aren't supposed to age. Because of Ferchland's growth spurt, he remains seated for most of his scenes in Season 2.
* RedHerring: Giles and Jenny's endless talk about The Night of St. Contrivance...er, Vigeous.
* {{Retcon}}:
** Spike refers to Angelus as his "sire", a fact later retconned when it is revealed that Drusilla is in fact Spike's sire, making Angelus his ''grandsire'' (Spike amends this in the ''Series/{{Angel}}'' episode " [[{{Recap/AngelS05E02JustRewards}} Just Rewards]]").
** [[WordOfGod Word of Joss]], however, claims that both mean the same thing and that he always intended for Drusilla to be Spike's sire.
** This is clarified in ''Angel'' S5 ("[[{{Recap/AngelS05E08Destiny}} Destiny]]"); while Drusilla turned Spike ''into'' a vampire, Angelus is the one who taught him how to ''be'' a vampire. Spike meant "sire" in the metaphorical sense. That's probably why he said Angelus was his "Yoda".
** Giles claims Spike is "barely 200", when later it will be revealed he's not even 150, even counting his human lifespan.
* TheRemnant: After the Master's death and the Order of Aurelius' failed attempt to resurrect him, only the Anointed One and a few others are left, and they decide that whoever kills Buffy will take the Master's place. When their plot is ruined due to Spike's LeeroyJenkins tendencies, he decides to simply kill the Anointed One and takes control of what's left of the order, dissolving it completely.
-->'''Spike''': From now on, we're gonna have a little less ''ritual'' and a little more ''fun'' around here!
* TheReveal: This is the first episode in which we get a hint that Principal Snyder might be more than he appears to be. The Police Chief says he needs something to feed to the media and asks whether they're going with if the usual "gang-related PCP" chestnut. Snyder sarcastically asks if he'd prefer the truth.
* ReversePsychologyBackfire: While working on a banner, Willow reminds Buffy that they're supposed to go to the Bronze, because Buffy thought Angel might show up. Predictably, Xander advises Buffy to study and ditch Angel. Besides, the idea that Angel might "meet some other nice girl" because Buffy doesn't show is ridiculous. Instantly, Buffy jerks her head up and announces, "I'm going to the Bronze."
* RunningGag: Spike knocking over the "Welcome to Sunnydale" sign at the city's limits. He does this deliberately [[CarFu with his car]] in his first scene and then again while drunk in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E8LoversWalk Lovers Walk]]"; both times, he exits the car saying, "Home sweet home." He knocks the sign over [[RuleOfThrees one final time]] by closing the Hellmouth in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS7E22Chosen Chosen]]".
* RuleOfSymbolism: Buffy has a red paint smudge in the same position as the cut on Spike's face.
** Spike is introduced with his GameFace on and the audience won't see his human face until Drusilla enters the room and he begins doting on her, firmly tying his humanity to his capacity for (romantic) love--something which becomes a ''major'' feature of his character and overall arc down the line.
* RuleOfThrees: Spike has killed two Slayers already; the third will prove problematic.
* SarcasticClapping: As he's sparring with Buffy, Beard-faced vampire yells at Spike to give him a hand. Xander chucks the stake to Buffy, and she quickly stakes him. Beard-face belatedly [[ExactWords gets the hand he asked for]] as Spike starts clapping.
* SayYourPrayers: Stuck in the janitor's closet, Cordy asks Willow what they should do. "Pray" is the response. Willow will regret this suggestion before the night is up.
-->'''Willow:''' ''[{{facepalm}}ing]'' Ask for some aspirin.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Vampire Sheila's no fool. She quickly withdraws once she sees one of Spike's men getting staked. Ironically, this likely could stem from the fact that her devil-may-care attitude got her killed before by blindly following Spike when she first met him. She just came back as an undead, so she's not wasting her newfound semi-immortal (if cursed) existence fighting somebody she can't win against.
* ShadowArchetype: Sheila is exactly the sort of AxCrazy delinquent everyone thinks Buffy is. Played straight with Spike, who has interesting similarities to Buffy in his love of combat, contempt for tradition, and willingness to form emotional attachments.
-->'''Buffy:''' That's what mom sees when she looks at me. A Sheila.
* ShootTheHostage: Joked about (or was it?) when Angel recounts how he didn't know whether Spike would buy his act. Xander asks what would have happened if Spike ''had'' bitten him. "We would have known he bought it."
* ShoutOutToShakespeare: Spike quotes ''Theatre/{{Othello}}'' when he vows to cut Buffy into messes.
* SirSwearsALot: Spike uses (and will continue to use) some rather rude British swearwords.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: The angry mob in Prague that tried to kill Spike and Dru (and injured the latter). Their actions are what brings Spike and Dru to Sunnydale, setting of a chain of events and repercussions that will continue to reverberate through the remainder of ''Buffy'' and well over into ''Angel''.
* SpaceWhaleAesop: Had Sheila bothered to help out in the group project, she wouldn't have run into Spike and become Dru's meal, losing her humanity in the process.
* SpikedBlood: Spike claims that he got high feeding off a hippie at Woodstock.
* StabTheSalad: In the library, the camera pans over the Scoobies grimly sharpening their weapons. Finally, we come to Buffy holding a [[MacheteMayhem large machete]]...and then she proceeds to chop vegetables.
* StealthHiBye: Angel, naturally. He shows up in the library to warn Buffy about Spike, banters a little, then vanishes.
-->'''Xander:''' I'm putting a collar with a little ''bell'' on that guy.
* SuperPoweredMooks: Giles and Ms. Calendar inform Buffy that Saturday will be the Night of St. Vigeous, named after the leader of a vampire crusade, and that during that night, the natural abilities of vampires will be enhanced. Subverted by Spike, who is too impatient to wait two days. (The A.O. is understandably peeved.)
* SuperWindowJump: Spike and several other vampires crashing through the large window in the school's lounge. Somebody likes to make an entrance.
-->'''Spike:''' What can I say? Couldn't wait.
* SurroundedByIdiots: Angel (as "Angelus") chides Spike for not having someone guarding the perimeter, which prompts Spike to quote this.
* SuspiciouslyAproposMusic: Nickel's "Stupid Thing" is being performed in the Bronze during Buffy and Spike's first scene together. Non-diagetic music cuts in after the singer gets to the lines "I'm one step away from crashing to my knees/One step away from spilling my guts to you", so it was probably meant to reference the fact that Spike has an elaborate plan, the next step of which is to kill Buffy. However, the song as a whole depicts an unhealthy relationship from which the singer wants to escape, but lacks the willpower, which accidentally foreshadows much later developments. The song also foretells a major development for the final season: "You see, there's this huge chunk of me missing/It's gone/And I can't feel it, I can't feel it, I can't feel it."
* TapOnTheHead: After beginning with KO'ing the Beard, Spike then goes on to knock Sheila's male dates unconscious. ("[[BondOneLiner They got sleepy]].")
* TemptingFate:
** Buffy shirking her job so she can meet Angel at the Bronze. No problemo, she assures everyone. "I can study and party and do Parent-Teacher Night and make my mother proud as long as I don't have to-- ''[Giles and Jenny come walking in]'' ...fight vampires." D'oh.
** Let's not forget one of the more classic lampshades.
--->'''Xander:''' As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine.\\
'''Buffy:''' Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen!\\
'''Xander:''' What do you mean? Nothing's going to happen.\\
'''Willow:''' Not until some dummy says "as long as nothing bad happens".\\
'''Buffy:''' It's the ultimate jinx.\\
'''Willow:''' {{What were you thinking}}? Or were you even thinking at all?!
--->Cut to Spike arriving in Sunnydale.
* TranshumanTreachery: Well, Sheila wasn't exactly ''nice'' as a human, but it's not surprising that she joined in on the attack at her school once she became a vampire.
* TrojanPrisoner:
-->'''Xander:''' You know a lot about this Spike guy, so, um...you got a plan?\\
''[Angel grabs Xander by the throat and drags him into the school]''\\
'''Xander:''' Good plan.
* UnderestimatingBadassery: Giles is initially unconcerned with Spike's threats, remarking that he's "barely 200" (vampires being StrongerWithAge). Then he reads further, and promptly goes OhCrap upon discovering that Spike has [[HeroKiller killed two past Slayers]].
* UnholyMatrimony: Spike and Drusilla, although they probably aren't actually married.
* UseYourHead: Possibly the TropeNamer. Outside the hostage room, a vamp tries unsuccessfully to break down the door. He tells Spike, "Door's solid." Does he have to do ''everything'' around here? Spike quips, "Use your head," then shoves the mook's face through the glass housing of the [[AxeBeforeEntering emergency fire ax]] that's mounted right next to the door.
* WaitHere: One of the hostages tries prying open the slats on one of the windows against Buffy's explicit instructions. Joyce shouts, "Don't be an idiot!" Snyder tells her to shut her trap and and joins in. The RedShirt opens the slats wide enough to climb through, but starts flailing about as we hear a vamp growling outside.
* WalkInChimeIn: Giles says Spike can't be worse than any other creature they've faced. Giles obviously has yet to get Buffy's jinx lecture. On cue, Angel's voice cuts in. "He's worse. Once he starts something, he doesn't stop, until everything in his path is dead." Sounds delightful.
* WatsonianVersusDoylist: The Watsonian explanation is that the Anointed One died because Spike is a wild card. The Doylist explanation is that they wanted to shift to a more fun, modern tone by having Spike mix things up, and the AO was noticeably aging so they needed a way to write him off the show anyway.
* WeNeedADistraction: Joyce complaining that Willow's dragged her to every classroom in the building, but that in each one she visited, all of Buffy's teachers have mysteriously stepped out. Buffy, seeing Snyder coming, babbles that Joyce hasn't seen the boiler room yet.
-->"The boiler room is really interesting! What with [[ShapedLikeItself the boiler being in the room and all]]."
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Sheila, the delinquent that was fed to Drusilla, turned and joined in on the school raid, was last seen fleeing from Buffy after watching her stake a fellow vampire. Buffy doesn't go after her and she hasn't been seen since.
* WhamEpisode: This is the first appearance of Spike, a stylish and infamous vampire who has killed two slayers before. He crashes into town, kills off the Anointed One and asserts himself as the new BigBad, officially marking the show GrowingTheBeard. He would go on to grow into one of the most pivotal characters on the show, joining the main cast down the line and becoming, for all intents and purposes, Buffy's SecondLove.
* WhamLine: This exchange near the end of the episode, which reveals Snyder ''and'' the police know about the supernatural happenings of Sunnydale and are covering it up, {{Foreshadowing}} the villain of the next season.
-->'''Police Chief:''' I need to say something to the media people. \\
'''Snyder:''' So? \\
'''Police Chief:''' So, do you want the usual story? Gang-related? PCP? \\
'''Snyder:''' What'd you have in mind? The ''truth''? \\
'''Police Chief:''' Right. Gang-related. PCP.
* WouldHurtAChild: Spike is utterly unfazed by the Anointed One being a CreepyChild and kills him without a lick of remorse. Though, to paraphrase Spike on another series, "You gotta admit, he had it coming."
* YouAreGrounded: Cordy snickers that Buffy will still be grounded at her tenth high school reunion.
-->'''Willow:''' Cordelia, [[BrickJoke have some lemonade]].
* YouHaveFailedMe: Following his spectacular failure, Spike figures he'd better go make nice with the A.O. He kneels at the "Annoying One"'s feet. The A.O. tells him he failed, and Spike offers penance. A henchvamp barks that he should lay down his life. [[ExploitedTrope Thanks, but no thanks]]: Spike starts to say that if he had to do it all over--"Who am I kidding? I would do it ''exactly'' the same, only I'd do '''this'''! '''First!'''" He stuffs the A.O. into a hanging cage and hoists it up into the sun's rays, incinerating him.
* YouJustHadToSayIt: Xander consoles Buffy that Parent-Teacher Night is no big deal; it'll go great, as long as something bad doesn't happen between now and Thursday. Buffy and Willow immediately join ranks against him for jinxing everything, saying that now something bad is ''destined'' to happen. Xander, now alone, hugs his backpack and weakly shouts after them, "Well, you guys don't know! Maybe ''this'' time it'll be different!" SmashCut to Spike barreling into Sunnydale in his black [=DeSoto=].
* YouMustBeCold: Spike's first PetTheDog moment is when he takes his BadassLongcoat and drapes it around Drusilla.
-->'''Drusilla:''' I'm a princess.
* YourVampiresSuck: "Angelus" and Spike chat about the Slayer. Angel says he's been duping her with his "I'm all tortured" act. Spike chuckles, "People ''still'' fall for that Creator/AnneRice routine? What a world!"
* YouWontFeelAThing: Spike menacingly states, "Tell you what: as a personal favor, from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit."
-->'''Buffy:''' No, Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot.
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-->''From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual and a little more fun around here!''