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It's a snowy Christmas Eve in Gotham City and all the people are getting into the holiday spirit, including the residents of Arkham Asylum. Made to sing "Jingle Bells" as they decorate an enormous Christmas tree, ComicBook/TheJoker (gleefully serenading us with [[AscendedMeme a very special version]] of the song) is given the golden bell to perch atop the tree. However, the tree is in fact a rocket and no sooner does the Joker climb the tree than it takes off and blows through the roof, taking the Clown Prince of Crime to freedom.

->'''Joker:''' ''Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! The Batmobile lost a wheel, and the Joker got away!''\\
''Crashing through the roof, in a one-horse open tree, busting out I go, laughing all the wheeeeeee!'' Ha ha ha ha!

One man isn't in the Christmas spirit, however: Batman. Back at Wayne Manor, Dick Grayson tries to talk Batman into letting up for just one night and kicking back to watch ''Film/ItsAWonderfulLife'', but the Dark Knight's primary concern is that Joker is on the loose again. While Robin assumes that even the Joker wouldn't make his move on Christmas, Batman suspects otherwise: unlike the rest of Gotham's scum, Joker has no family to spend the holidays with. The Batmobile roars off into the snowy winter night as the Dynamic Duo begin their sweep of the city.

And... all is well. Musicians are playing Christmas songs in the streets as last-minute shoppers, ice-skaters and charity fundraisers all revel in the most wonderful time of the year. Even people who look like muggers have suddenly became friendly, generous people who run after old ladies who have left behind gifts for their grandchildren. Robin's protests that they aren't needed tonight still fall on deaf ears, of course. Even back at Wayne Manor before Christmas dinner, Bruce Wayne is still certain that he should have done one more sweep of the city. Nevertheless, Dick coaxes Bruce into finally sitting down to watch ''It's a Wonderful Life''.

But their movie isn't on the right channel--or any channel. [[DoNotAdjustYourSet Every single channel is broadcasting the same images]] of a man standing beside a warm fire, bathed in shadow: the Joker. After leaping back into costume, Batman tracks the Joker's broadcast signal while the deranged clown reveals that, not having a family to share Christmas with, he has decided to steal the "Awful Lawful Family": Commissioner Gordon (Daddy Lawful), Summer Gleeson (Mommy Lawful) and Harvey Bullock (Baby Lawful) are all tied up and gagged with candy canes. If Batman can't find them by midnight, Joker threatens to kill them.

Joker also has a hand puppet, through which he reveals the next stage in his plan: blowing up the President's Bridge, part of a railway route, and sending the 11:30 train and its passengers straight into a gorge.

->'''Summer:''' My mother's on that train!\\
'''Joker:''' Your mother? Well, that's different then!\\
'''Joker:''' ''[via puppet]'' Yeah--it'll be even more exciting when it crashes! Ha ha ha!

Batman and Robin catch up to the train. As the Boy Wonder disconnects the passenger cars from the rest of the train, Batman makes his way to the front carriage to save the engineer. Getting there just in time, Batman and the train driver jump to safety as the train flies off the destroyed bridge in an almighty explosion.

With time running short, Batman and Robin quickly race to the source of the Joker's broadcast signal at the observatory on Mount Gotham. Joker has left them a few surprises though, including a telescope that has been reconstructed into a fully operational cannon. As Batman draws its fire, the cannon hits a nearby control tower, promptly going out of control and beginning to fire shots wildly and randomly into Gotham City.

Inside the observatory, Robin finds himself face-to-face with six giggling, machine-gun-wielding Joker robots. Using their position to trick them into firing into each other, five are quickly dispatched. While under fire from the last robot, Robin throws a bomb at the mechanisms that make the cannon operate, stopping it from firing.

With just minutes to go until midnight, the Dynamic Duo is completely out of leads. Thankfully, Joker throws them a helping hand when he gives "Mommy Lawful" her present--a wind-up Betty Blooper doll, which he promptly uses to destroy a model version of Gotham City for kicks. This is all the lead that Batman and Robin require, however, and they immediately trace the origin of the rare doll to the abandoned [=LaffCo=] Toy Factory downtown.

They guessed correctly and found the Joker's hideout. Joker, of course, has a few more surprises to throw at them and activates his army of toys, including flying toy planes and giant tin soldiers (all with the Joker's face). After knocking down the giant soldiers, Batman gets to work on the flying attackers with [[VisualPun a bat]].

->'''Robin:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke They don't call you "Batman" for nothing!]]

Resorting to far more traditional tactics, the Joker's two goons open fire with machine guns and send Batman and Robin ducking for cover. Batman wraps his cape around a giant teddy bear, using it to draw their fire before the bear falls on them, pinning them to the ground. It's only then that the Joker reveals himself from behind a giant green curtain, where the three hostages are hanging precariously over a vat of bubbling, molten plastic while Joker stands beside their rope with a pair of scissors, threatening to drop them into the vat if Batman doesn't open the Christmas present he has for him.

Being out of options, Batman receives the Joker's present and tears off the bow and wrapping, and opens the box to reveal... [[PieInTheFace a cream pie that springs itself into his face]]. The gag sends Joker into a fit of hysterics before he quickly cuts the rope and makes a run for it.

Batman leaps bravely to save the hostages and grabs them in the nick of time. He then chases the fleeing Joker and manages to get a hold of him. Joker, however, is in fact wearing a fake jacket that slides off when his arms are grabbed and, after squirming free, he makes his way up onto the walkway above the vat of boiling liquid. But he steps on a very fortunately placed roller skate and tumbles over the railing, almost falling into the vat before Batman grabs his leg. Batman then smiles and bids the Joker a Merry Christmas. The Joker answers with "[[Literature/AChristmasCarol Bah! Humbug!]]"

Bruce and Dick finally get to see ''It's a Wonderful Life'' (Gordon loaned them his copy of the tape) back at Wayne Manor, and even Bruce is in a far more cheerful mood now that Joker is behind bars. The episode ends with the Joker in his dark cell, cackling madly while singing "Deck the Halls".

->'''Joker:''' Merry Christmas.

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!!Tropes in this episode include:
* AbandonedWarehouse: [=LaffCo=] Toy Factory, which has apparently been lying disused for fourteen years.
* AirborneMook: Among the evil Joker toys are a squadron of tiny attack planes that dive-bomb Batman.
* AscendedMeme: The episode begins with the Joker singing the "Batman Smells" version of Jingle Bells.
* AnAsskickingChristmas: Batman and Robin go after the Joker on Christmas Eve, with fights against some reprogrammed Christmas toy robots and some {{Trainstopping}} for kicks.
* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: Attack of the 50-Foot Toy Soldier.
* BilingualBonus: Joker calls the goons who blow up the bridge “Donner” and “Blitzen”. The obvious reference is to two of Santa’s reindeer, but they’re also the German words for “thunder” and “lightning”.
* {{BFG}}: The observatory cannon.
* BookEnds: The episode starts and ends with the Joker singing Christmas carols in Arkham Asylum.
* BoundAndGagged: Commissioner Gordon, Bullock, and Summer Gleeson, tied up in wrapping paper and gagged with candy canes. Joker releases Summer's hands so she can open a Christmas present, a Betty Blooper doll.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: About 2/3 of the way through the show, Joker tells all the Gothamites who are watching that his Christmas special will return after "a word from our sponsor." Both the fictional program and the episode itself then cut to a commercial break in our own world. The gag is, naturally, tarnished on DVD, where there are no commercial interruptions.
* ChristmasEpisode: With a "Christmas Episode" ShowWithinAShow for bonus points.
* ChristmasSongs: ComicBook/TheJoker and his {{Mooks}} sing a version of "Jingle Bells" ("Batman Smells") and Joker is singing "Deck the Halls" when back in Arkham.
* CranialProcessingUnit: The giant robot toy soldiers promptly fall over when Batman kicks their heads off.
* DissonantLaughter: The Joker's "program" has its own laugh track, keyed to things ''he'' [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor finds amusing]] (such as crashing a train full of passengers).
* DoNotAdjustYourSet: The Joker takes over every channel to broadcast his ChristmasSpecial. Before he reveals his face, Robin gets increasingly annoyed as he flips through station after station, looking for ''It's a Wonderful Life'', only to see the same image over and over.
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: Harley Quinn isn't seen or even mentioned at all in this episode, despite later appearances establishing her as a long-time minion of the Joker's that Batman and Robin are already familiar with.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Canonically this is the Joker's first appearance. So how do you prove the Clown Prince of Crime is an hilarious threat? Have him escape after putting a star on a Christmas tree while singing his AscendedMeme.
* {{Expy}}: The Betty Blooper doll is one for WesternAnimation/BettyBoop.
* ForcedToWatch: For Summer, hearing her mother is on a train that the Joker is going to crash. She can only cry while BoundAndGagged as the Joker laughs. Luckily for her, Batman and Robin make sure she and everyone else onboard make it out alive.
* GivingThemTheStrip: Batman tries to grab the fleeing Joker, only to end up holding the Joker's cardigan, complete with a false set of arms.
* HollywoodToneDeaf: Averted; Mark Hamill's singing voice falls naturally flat when singing the Joker arrangement of "Jingle Bells," just missing the high notes.
* HomemadeSweaterFromHell: The Joker wears a rather subdued example for his [[DoNotAdjustYourSet "Christmas special."]]
* HopeSpot: At first Robin and Batman are able to trace the television signal back to the Joker, which would mean they just have to snatch him as usual. Then it turns out the Joker has taken three people hostage, they have to stop a train full of passengers from careening off a broken viaduct, and the signal is a trap. Batman hangs a lampshade after Robin's line about it being "too easy":
-->'''Batman:''' It's never easy with the Joker.
* HostageSituation: Joker takes Gordon, Bullock and Summer Gleeson hostage.
* IncomingHam: Or Incoming [[Creator/MarkHamill Hamill]]--the Joker is introduced via singing Christmas songs while escaping from Arkham on a rocket disguised as a tree.
-->'''Joker:''' ''Crashing through the roof, in a one-horse open tree...''
* {{Main/Irony}}: Just as Batman and Robin have given up their search for the Joker to watch ''Film/ItsAWonderfulLife'', the Joker appears on TV by hijacking the airwaves having taken Commissioner Gordon, Detective Bullock and Summer Gleason hostage.
* KickTheDog: Joker laughs at the idea of Summer Gleeson's mother being on the train that he's trying to crash, making Summer cry.
* LaughingMad: "Laughing all the wheeeeee..."
* LaughTrack: Joker uses a laugh track in grossly inappropriate fashion while discussing violence/terrorism. It's possibly a secondary Lampshade Hanging that the "audience" he's using is revealed to be cardboard cutouts.
* MythologyGag: Joker nearly falls into a giant vat of liquid, similar to one of his most common origin stories.
* NiceJobFixingItVillain: Batman and Robin would be stumped if the Joker hadn't produced that Betty Blooper doll. That being said, the Joker ''wants'' them to find him.
* NotWhatItLooksLike: Batman swings into action to stop an apparent mugging when he sees a young man chasing after a middle-aged woman. It turns out that he's just trying to return a package she accidentally left behind.
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: After breaking out of Arkham, Joker in a matter of hours manages to acquire enough technology to hack into everyone's television channels, take three hostages, ''and'' evade Batman's heavy surveillance.
** Given that the Joker is already established as a supervillain in Gotham, he's likely carrying out a scheme that was interrupted by him being thrown into Arkham.
* PieInTheFace: The Joker went to all that trouble just to set Batman up for this gag.
* ProperlyParanoid: Batman was completely right about Joker attempting a Christmas scheme. Robin admits as much.
* ThePublicDomainChannel: The episode was produced and aired when ''Film/ItsAWonderfulLife'', then in the public domain, could be seen on dozens of channels at any given time. (The film's copyright would be re-activated the year after the episode's broadcast.)
* RememberTheNewGuy: Unlike the majority of other rogues (the only other exception being the Penguin). While this is the Joker's debut, it isn't the first time he's fought Batman in the DCAU, but just the latest scheme.
* RushedInvertedReading: done by the Joker with his sheet music in the opening sequence, making him easy for the viewer to spot in the choir even before his face is revealed. In-universe, it's hard to tell if this is an intentional bit to thumb his nose at Arkham staff or if he's actually too distracted by his plan to have noticed.
* ShoutOut:
** The Joker sings "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" as he escapes Arkham.
** The taxidermy horse that "pulls" the Joker's sleigh in his pirate TV broadcast has [[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas a single trimmed tree branch tied to its forehead with string]] to pass it off as a "reindeer". Joker also knocks over [[WesternAnimation/ACharlieBrownChristmas a pathetic-looking bare-branched little Christmas tree]].
** Gordon calls the Joker [[Film/SupermanTheMovie a diseased maniac]].
** Charles Dickens' ''Literature/AChristmasCarol'' is referenced a few times. Robin comments, "'Bah humbug!' to you too!" and "He could give lessons to Scrooge!" when Batman repeatedly refuses to stop their initial patrol of the city. The Joker also says "Bah humbug!" when Batman nabs him and wishes him "Merry Christmas".
* SoundtrackDissonance: Joker loves invoking this.
** He plays a ''Series/TheDatingGame''-style arrangement of his {{Leitmotif}} after revealing that he took three hostages, one of whom is terrified and screaming for help.
** Music from ''Theatre/TheNutcracker'' plays as lethal mechanical toys attack Batman and Robin. It's pretty jarring to hear "Trepak" (aka the Russian Dance) played in a minor key.
* StatingTheSimpleSolution:
** Summer when briefly ungagged screams for help and tries to reveal the Joker's location, which would have brought Batman sooner than later. He merely re-gags her before she can.
** Batman tries to follow the television signal trace, which is straightforward and "easy" as Robin mentions. They then have to detour to stop a train from going over dismantled tracks, and it turns out the signal is a trap.
* TheStoic: Batman, even when getting a PieInTheFace or hearing that Joker has taken three hostages.
* TemptingFate: In the French dub/sub. In that version, the Joker shouts "You'll never take the Joker alive!" [[note]]"Tu n'attraperas jamais le Joker vivant !"[[/note]] while fleeing up the stairs. He then punts his foot on the roller skate and goes over the railing, falling right over the boiling vat. Fortunately for him, the Fate decided to empathize on the "take" part, instead of the "never alive".
* TrackTrouble: Joker has his henchman blow up a railroad viaduct before the 11:30 express rolls through. Batman and Robin are able to save the passengers by disconnecting the passenger cars, while Batman is able to get the engineer out of the locomotive before it careens off the destroyed track and explodes.
* {{Trainstopping}}: Being {{Badass Normal}}s, Batman and Robin are forced to stop the train through the relatively mundane method of disconnecting the carriages from the engine, then leaping off the train with the engineer in tow.
** This may be a ShoutOut to the Max Fleischer Superman cartoon short "[[WesternAnimation/SupermanTheatricalCartoons Billion Dollar Limited]]."
* UnnecessarilyLargeInterior: The [=LaffCo=] factory is enormous (as is everything in it). It may be why it went out of business.
* VillainOpeningScene: The episode begins with the Joker escaping Arkham Asylum on Christmas Eve.
* VisualPun: Batman, [[BatterUp wielding a bat]].
-->'''Robin:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke They don't call you "Batman" for nothing!]]
* WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys: Not addressed in the episode, but you have to wonder how and when Joker managed to get the facilities to broadcast a TV show on every channel, turn an observatory telescope into a giant cannon and construct all those giant toys with his face on them...
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