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* GameWithinAGame: Too many to count, of literally every genre. Most have no effect on gameplay as a whole, however, unless you're ''really'' good at one - and even then, it requires extreme talent and luck, or an economy system that isn't completely broken. That fact doesn't stop many players to ignore the main game and focus on these minigames though.
* GasChamber: While they are known as very horrible ways of execution, in the recent arcs they are uses to test gas mask and prepare soldier class players for the possible event of chemical warfare.
* GayOption: While your character has less options available in the romance sidequest if they're gay and [[DifficultyByRegion some servers consider pursuing such an option a bannable offense]], recent patches to many servers have been making it easier for same-sex characters to marry and adopt children.
* GeniusCripple: Professor Stephen Hawking.
* GenreBusting: Pretty much everything before the human race came along.
* GenreSavvy: So-called common sense, though of course it's not nearly widespread enough to vitiate the drama.
* GenreShift: Depending on the season, server, and player, you can get everything from action, drama, romance, comedy, tragedy, post-modernism, in the space of a few seasons.
* GentleGiant: Blue Whale, which happen to be the largest confirmed race in RealLife. Whale Sharks and Basking Sharks also qualify.
* GeoEffects
* GetOnWithItAlready: Characters in Real Life can spend up to twelve years learning the background and physics of the world. Some additional skill trees take even more time to learn, depending on person to person.
* GhibliHills: Some regions, but they are few and far between. And diminishing.
* TheGhost: "[[ThatsWhatSheSaid She]]". Your character never meets her, but a lot of other characters know her, and she sure is talkative, and has an odd habit of {{Foreshadowing}} other characters' lines. She also says a lot of suggestive things, and apparently, many youth in the United States, especially young males, have had some sort of run in with her, being that most people will remember what she said at any given moment. [[spoiler: If you ask who "she" is, you will be informed that she is, in fact, YourMom.]] See also: "Them" or "They".
* GiveMeYourInventoryItem: Muggers.
** Beggars, for a more KarmaMeter version of this.
* GlassCannon: Humans are far from the toughest creatures on the face of the planet, but have invented powerful weapons to compensate for their poor defense. Thus, a human with a shotgun has a decent chance of slaying the 'bear' monster in a fight, but if that bear manages to take the damage and keep going, despite heavy penalties to movement and HP, then it can quickly wipe out the human who attacked it.
* GlobalCurrency: ''Massively'' averted. Almost every server has its own currency, although these can usually be exchanged.
** The euro, one recent step toward a multi-server currency, is as of 2011 suffering a serious crisis because all the servers treated it differently.
** Making things worse, there are a bewildering variety of minigames, ''each of which has its own currency''. These minigame currencies can [[MassivelyMultiplayerOnlineRolePlayingGame in some cases]] be [[RealMoneyTrade exchanged for Real Life money]], but doing so is against the HouseRules on most servers.
*** There are proposals for a global reserve currency though, so this may become true sooner than expected.
** UsefulNotes/{{Bitcoin}} is an experimental attempt.
* GloryDays: There is a [[FanWank fan theory]] going around that this is what the Obama Arc was going to lead to in the United States' server. To most people, it was their childhood.
* AGoodWayToDie: Subverted. Dying pretty much sucks no matter how you go out. Even dying of natural causes is a downer.
** Although, most players agree that dying in one's sleep is the most preferable. And anyone who commits a HeroicSacrifice is usually hailed by the rest of the [=PCs=].
* {{GMPC}}: According to one Player's Handbook, one who was able to Fudge creation stat randomization (rolling a massive CHARISMA and HOLY /FAITH score), auto-critical ItemCrafting and Swim checks, and ignore perma-death, more or less in that order.
* {{God}}: The "author" mentioned elsewhere on this page, though whether or not he (or "He" according to believers) exists is a matter of dispute among the characters. Likewise some claim that the "author" is really a She or an [[EldritchAbomination It]].
** Some even claim that the "author" is really a group of authors working together.
* GoldfishPoopGang: The Westboro Baptist Church.
* TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin: Sadly, occasionally subverted. The RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment wisely prohibits us from listing examples.
** Often subverted in a way due to the fact that the winner is usually labelled the good guy after the fact (and before, it is [[GreyAndGrayMorality largely a matter of opinion]]).
* TheGoomba: Ants.
* GovernmentConspiracy: There are some unconfirmed theories and several confirmed ones throughout the ages. Many are extensively disproven.
* GrandFinale: There is fan speculation on whether the series will end with one, but in the meantime many of the most memorable arcs ended with this. Probably the most recent would be the ''very'' popular WorldWarII arc which ended with [[spoiler:the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki]] according to some but with D-Day and [[spoiler:Hitler's suicide]] to others.
* GreenHillZone: Yards, prairies, and public parks.
** The first level was most likely [[JungleJapes eastern Africa]], which looks like it should qualify, but this may be a subversion since it's somewhat of a DeathWorld as well.
* GreyAndGrayMorality: Every war between any of the characters.
* GrimUpNorth: Very few characters live in the Arctic Circle at all, and among the creatures that live there are [[BearsAreBadNews fierce white-furred bears]]. Also inverted, as the ''South'' Pole is much worse.
* GroinAttack: A favorite of the female characters vs the males. It's actually just as effective on females, but it's not used so much the other way around, because of the "[[WouldntHitAGirl No Hitting Girls]]" thing. Oh, and males can do this to another males, mind you (and females versus females)
* GroupieBrigade: Members of the Artist class and/or Musician subclass will be pursued for sex or relationships by members of the [[FanGirl Groupie]] [[FanBoy Class]].
* GrowingUpSucks: But most agree it's worth it.
* GuideDangIt: And to make it worse, there are lots of different guides with different advice!
** It's gotten to the point that to work out anything new about TheVerse, you're actually ''expected'' to spend several years studying the fan community's extensive archive of guidebooks.
* GuiltBasedGaming: Most religions consider cancelling subscription to be ''bad''.
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[[folder:H]]
* HailfirePeaks: The Iceland level is like this.
* HappilyMarried: Played straight with many couples. Unfortunately averted with others.
* HarderThanHard: The International Baccalaureate high school program, said to exceed the difficulty of Honors and Advanced Placement classes. And of course, difficulty also depends on [[DifficultyByRegion region]]
** This DifficultyByRegion results in EasyModeMockery by ''forcing you to do it '''again''''' if you switch locales to one where the school system is harder. No, really.
** Not to mention that many players don't even get the chance to enter the School career path, instead being forced into the Work or War levels with inadequate preparation or just unlucky rolls in character creation...
* HarmfulHealing: People with the celiac's disease debuff hurt their intestines when ingesting gluten. If they stop eating gluten to heal themselves, their weight and cholesterol stats skyrocket. In a worst case scenario this my cause the diabetes status effect.
* HaveANiceDeath: A thoughtful obituary is almost a given. Some lucky souls even receive two or three post-death debriefings, with dramatic displays costing large amounts of currency. But unless beliefs about reincarnation are true, you only get to die once.
** Some players have reported a GoodBadBug that lets you preview the HaveANiceDeath screen if you suffer serious trauma. This seems to be extremely rare though, and many consider it an UrbanLegendOfZelda.
** There's another bug in which [=NPCs=] have been known to publish an obituary for a player that hasn't died. This is particularly interesting, as players do not normally get to see their own obituaries.
* HeartTrauma: DoubleSubverted. If your heart suffers physical damage, you'll lose HP and eventually die, but your personality is unlikely to change. Replacing parts of the heart (or even taking out the whole thing and putting in a pump) does not alter people in any way that would be noticeable without a medical exam. However, damage to the ''brain''(!) may cause many of the effects normally associated with this trope.
* {{Heaven}}: Different characters disagree on whether real life averts this trope or plays it straight. Those who believe it's played straight may disagree on whether or not it's a FluffyCloudHeaven.
* {{Hell}}: Different characters disagree on whether real life averts this trope or plays it straight. Those who believe it's played straight may disagree on whether or not it's a FireAndBrimstoneHell.
* TheHero: [[spoiler:[[CallToAdventure Look in the mirror]].]]
** HeroOfAnotherStory: Every single player lives out his own story, so other players in relation to him is this.
* HideYourPregnancy: Unfortunately, for some women, pregnancy isn't always a happy or desired time. Hiding a pregnancy from parents or anyone else comes with unfortunate consequences (e.g. death of baby, health risks of baby and/or mother).
* HighSchoolRocks: But only for those who manage to be popular because of good looks (usually), funniness and/or some respected talent. For others, high school is four consecutive {{Scrappy Level}}s.
** It can also rock for those who [[TheSnarkKnight willingly embrace (and in some cases even celebrate) their unpopularity.]] This is rare, but it happens.
* {{Hikikomori}}: Some characters with low CHA stats and levels in the Social skill set will take this class.
* HisAndHers: While often parodied in television and film, numerous products of this type can be found in the world.
* HitPoints: Averted. Life forms are too complex to sum up their vitals in a number, but many hospitals manage to condense a few properties to numbers; though it's not a true damage tracker, they do help to provide a useful status shot.
* HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct: Either we can't manage time travel, or this rule is in effect.
** Two other options: the timeline is unalterable, or if Hitler wasn't there something WORSE would happen.
** One further option: [[AlternateUniverse The timeline is only altered from the point of view of the time traveler]].
** Another possibility: TimeTravel is possible but so difficult and rarely managed that the only person or few people who secretly can do it are Nazi sympathizers.
** Yet another version. When ever a person goes back in time, a parallel universe is made, and there's no way to get back. So if you go back in time and kill Hitler, there will be no Third Reich->Rocketry Programs->Electronics->Time Travel paradox because it's a totally separate universe.
* HolyGround: Temples, churches, Vatican City, many graveyards, the Ganges River...
* HonestRollsCharacter: Every single one. You get what you get. The character generator can absolutely screw you. A significant number of characters, perhaps as many as 40%, are killed by spontaneous abortions before finishing generation. If the character generator decides you should be born tall, good looking, brilliant, with a wealthy, loving family, an amicable personality, prodigious talent, and no diseases, so be it. If it decides to saddle you with a chromosomal abnormality, your mother's HIV infection, and a spinal cord that sticks out a hole in your spine, you get no reroll.
** There are Scientist-class players working on [[HollywoodCyborg cybernetic augmentation]] and [[BioAugmentation Bio Enhancement]] procedures to correct these, however.
* HopeSpot: While there's life, there's hope.
* HopelessWithTech: Unfortunately, there are many players who fall under this trope.
* HouseRules: Many groups of fans have come up with their own sets of rules for playing, [[{{Scrub}} some considerably more restrictive than others]]. The game may well be more fun without them, but they are convinced that following these extra rules is worth more points. Disagreements about these different play styles have led to many nasty {{Flame War}}s.
* HubCity: Several, though the main ones are New York, Moscow, London, Tokyo, Mexico City, Paris, Hong Kong, Washington D.C. and Berlin.
* HumanityIsSuperior: We've already conquered one planet, and there are plans on the table to add [[ExpansionPackWorld several more]]. [[{{Vaporware}} Eventually]].
* HumansAreWarriors: We have several millennia of experience with warfare, and while it's not a trait we're always proud of, we are [[{{BFG}} very]], ''[[TankGoodness very]] '''[[TheDeadliestMushroom good]]''''' at war.
** Whether or not a member of the military prestige class is proud of their status has a lot to do with whether or not they've had a chance to use their class features in a combat situation. Also, whether or not the Military class even ''is'' a prestige class depends on the server. In many servers, soldiers are forced into service.
* HyperactiveMetabolism: Mostly averted, though a few lucky characters subvert it by being {{Big Eater}}s that don't gain much weight.
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[[folder:I-J]]
* IdiotBall: [[{{Handwavium}} Alcohol]] is often used to this end, as are the frequent appearances of LoveMakesYouDumb. You don't want to combine the two.
* IFoughtTheLawAndTheLawWon: If you commit serious and/or high-profile enough crimes, you'll suddenly find LOTS of law enforcement agencies will be out take you down any way they can.
* ImaginaryFriend: Many players will create another fictional character as a feature. This is most common during the first dozen or so years of gameplay.
* ImmortalProcreationClause: Played straight with all species if infant mortality is factored in (a few long-lived species, such as trees, can reproduce in great numbers, but most of their offspring die young). If birth control is available, human birthrates actually ''drop'' as the environment gets more conducive to good health, maintaining the inverse ratio of procreation to life expectancy.
* IncendiaryExponent: Played straight in war scenes. HilarityEnsues in chemistry lab backfires. Averted most of the rest of the time.
* IncestIsRelative: More common than most people want to admit.
** Really depends on the time period and social setting too. At some point [[KissingCousins cousin marriage was acceptable]] and it remains legal in some places.
* InfantImmortality: Averted: According to UNICEF about 25,000 children under the age of five are KilledOffForReal every day. In fact, the vast majority of animals die as larva or infants.
** But if any PC does anything seriously bad to a child and gets caught it's going to be a very bad life for that PC.
* InfinityPlusOneSword: Again, the nuclear bomb. Restricted to people who hit the maximum Job Level for Politics, and with a lot of restrictions on it even then. That said, there are persistent rumors of bugs in the code that might allow unlevelled characters to gain access to assorted {{Infinity Plus One Sword}}s. None have yet been demonstrated, but the rumors alone have made many in the fan base quite upset, especially a few seasons ago.
* InMediasRes: At the start, there is a wide cast of pre-established characters and multiple fully developed conflicts and sub-plots with little initial explanation as to how they came about.
** Any time a player moves, changes schools, jobs, clubs, etc they are typically started off InMediasRes. Expect a lot of info dumping.
* InsurmountableWaistHeightFence: Played straight for your first level or so. All non-twinks have the choice to avert this trope for a long time, but as your level reaches the max cap it becomes enforced again. Many players are so acquainted to this trope that they never attempt to break it. [[LeParkour Some players on the other hand...]]
** Also a non-literal example for players with the [[ShrinkingViolet Shyness]] attribute, where comparatively simple social interaction becomes an Insurmountable Fence.
* InterfaceScrew: Can happen with the alcohol item.
** LSD and other hallucinogen items can also lead to some nasty cases of InterfaceScrew. Alcohol's easier to obtain, though.
** The straightest example: optical illusions. Alcohol and various other consumable substances may also cause these at suitably high concentrations - certain groups even deliberately classify and seek out hallucinogens so as to experience these effects more often.
** Mental illness does this to the player. Normally, it's obvious to everyone but them.
** A much more subtle form, one that is not even noticed by most player characters, comes in the form of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases cognitive biases]].
** Getting a short period of sleep at night can also have effects on the player.
** Some players also have a "bad eyesight" trait that causes this. There are ingame items that can help fix this though.
* InternationalShowdownByProxy: See the World Cup, the Olympics, and every game of professional sports ever played.
* InTheHood: Averted. In most environments, wearing a hood tends to draw curiosity, if not outright suspicion. If the local culture or weather makes hoods commonplace, a hood won't cause a character to stand out, but it won't make her any less noticeable, either.
** In the UsefulNotes/{{Seattle}} server, there's a joke that locals can be distinguished from tourists by their reaction to the rain: tourists tend to grab an umbrella, locals tend to simply wear a hood.
* InventoryManagementPuzzle: Averted by a small number of people who take vows of poverty, but this is unusual and often considered deviant.
** Played straight with shopping bags, holiday packing, and road trips.
*** Not to mention school bags, long-term camping and canoeing trips (especially with regards to food) and moving in to a smaller apartment.
** Don't forget about women's purses. This may also border on HyperspaceArsenal or BagOfHolding.
* ItCameFromTheFridge: Kefir can do this.
** Any foodstuffs that aren't consumed all at once is liable to produce this, especially if it's stored in an translucent or opaque container.
** TropeNamer (see the note under FridgeBrilliance above)
* ItemCrafting: Features an extensive system tied in with the TechTree -- so extensive, in fact, that a viable strategy for some players is to devote themselves to gaining levels in one particular aspect and selling their craftsmanship to other players. New formulas are being discovered all the time.
* IzchaksWrath: Enter a store selling gun items, choose the rob command, and what happens.
* JerkassGods: A few people choose to blame god(s) and/or fate for how crappy their life is/was.
* JoinsToFitIn: Thousands of clubs exist for characters with similar interests to bond over these interests.
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[[folder:K]]
* KilledOffForReal: Not just common, it's universal. Occasionally averted with last-minute desperation tactics, such as defibrillation and CPR, but no character can stave off Character Death longer than about 100 years.
** Heavily subverted [[AuthorAvatar that one time]]. However, this might again be the case of an UnreliableNarrator...
** The level cap around which enforced Character Death becomes more likely was [[TropeNamer once]] [[MethuselahSyndrome much higher]], if you believe Literature/TheBible.
*** It's gotten higher due to [[ScienceMarchesOn advances in science and medicine.]]
* KillEmAll - Every single member of the cast has eventually been killed off, and there doesn't seem to be any change in the script anytime soon. A few characters have been rumored to have been PutOnABus, including Elijah, Enoch, Jesus, his mother, and Apollonius of Tyana.
** Don't forget Elvis. HesJustHiding.
*** [[Film/MenInBlack Or he went home.]]
** Don't forget Music/MichaelJackson and Music/ViktorTsoi, either.
** And persistant rumors that Jesus will make a comeback to the show soon, if you believe that sort of thing. If it's true then he hasn't been able to negotiate a contract as of yet.
*** He out-and-out said that he wouldn't try to re-negotiate, just come back when the studio CEO says he wants him back in.
** ''All'' the original characters from the "Dinosaur" arc.
* KillerRabbit - All animals (and people) fall under two categories: those that don't look dangerous but can kill or injure you horribly, and those that do look dangerous and can kill or injure you horribly.
** Except rabbits, they can escape you, they can bite you, but they can't kill you... Unless you are a carrot or a moth... So it's averted.
** During the early stages of the Human server there were carnivorous relatives of animals which would today be thought of as harmless or nearly harmless. Two examples being the "Killer Kangaroo" and what has been called the "Demon Duck of Doom" [[http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/07/060725-kangaroo.html]] No killer rabbits though.
* KillItWithFire: TropeNamer; a form of AppliedPhlebotinum called "fire" has been adapted into various forms of DepletedPhlebotinumShells ([[ArrowsOnFire flaming arrows]], black powder bombs, flamethrowers, napalm, fuel-air bombs and laser-guided thermobaric missiles, to name just a few) in order to KillEmAll. See also {{Hellfire}}.
** In one of the earlier seasons the Toba volcanic event cause a near reboot of the human server. Many non-human players were also affected.
** On a higher scale some have speculated that the earlier Chixilub cosmic event ended the dinosaur story arc.
* KillItWithWater: TropeNamer. According to [[TheGreatFlood some]], the GameMaster decided after the first few seasons that the characters and plot were going completely OffTheRails. The GM felt that the best course of action was to [[RocksFallEveryoneDies drop a flood on everyone]] except for a few of the characters; just enough for a Reboot.
** Ironically, water is a key component for every lifeform in the entire series and will remain so for the foreseeable future.
* KineticWeaponsAreJustBetter: So far, this has held true in RealLife, from slings and stones, to bows and arrows, crossbows and bolts, cannons and shells (and guns and bullets), and more recently, guided missiles. And in the future, mass drivers like railguns and Gauss cannons provide a logical path for even further advancement of kinetic weapons. EnergyWeapons have also existed for quite a while, in the form of [[KillItWithFire fire]], and recently a couple of experimental lasers as well, but have never been so prominent.
** Missiles are not kinetic weapons, they are explosive weapons. So are most tank-rounds.
** The top-tier move "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment Rod From God]]" has been found in the code, but no one has unlocked it yet.
* KudzuPlot: So complicated, even the characters don't know what the hell's going on most of the time. Whether the author(s) do(es) themselves is hotly debated among the fans (apart from the issue of whether the author/s even exist). [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History Entire]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeology academic]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleontology disciplines]] are dedicated to making just a little sense of the storyline.
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[[folder:L]]
* LaboriousLaziness: Who hasn't torn their room apart looking for a missing TV remote control when they could just walk over to the TV and change the channel that way?
** This is void, of course, for some "too modern" [=TVs=] that ''require'' the remote to operate on them.
* LampshadeHanging: Art, especially comedy. And this wiki, of course.
* LateForSchool:
** Most players are late for school at least once in their play-through.
** [[AvertedTrope Averted]] with (most) players who choose the homeschooling path.
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Some characters believe they can talk to the ''other'' god/being/whatevertheycallittoday. Also, [[spoiler:[[MindScrew this is not a page about a TV series or an MMORPG]]. ]]
* LeaveTheCameraRunning: Most of the time.
* LemonyNarrator: Sadly, many forms of mental illness take on this trope.
* LensmanArmsRace: Humanity's entire story arc has seen us go from crude rafts and sticks with sharp stones attached to nuclear weapons and space flight.
** Evolution. The winners survive.
** Parasitism. The game of move-countermove between parasites and disease-causing organisms and their victims is stunningly complex. Some players spend their whole lives in a class studying the defenses of one species, the human immune system, and all those players have to have very high INT stats just to get the class.
** Antibiotics. Penicillins break cell walls. Beta-lactamases break penicillins. And we're off to the races.
* LethalJokeCharacter: A hairless biped with no fangs, claws, poison, or other natural weapons to speak of, incredibly long and dangerous physical development, poor muscle tone, a lethargic movement speed, no tough skin or thick fur, and no special defenses has achieved this status with nothing more than the ability for its thumbs to have [[BoringYetPractical oppositional movement]] and a [[BadassBookworm large brain]]. [[MagikarpPower Technology]] and a potentially limitless TechTree have given this race the chance to either unmake its world or survive its end. Ever notice ''every'' player reading this page has this character type?
** Speed? Slow. Endurance, however, is not so lethargic. Apparently this character type has one of the highest endurances of all land animal character types. Few choose to cultivate this skill, though.
* LethalLavaLand: Many places, most notably Hawaii, Japan and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Etna Sicily]].
* LetsPlay: There are over millions of videos depicting these, as well as other mediums.
* LevelGrinding: It can take decades of grinding to achieve levels in most {{Prestige Class}}es.
** Most skills require some LevelGrinding to raise to the point where they are at all useful, though there are exceptions.
* LighterAndSofter: The "Western Civilisation" subplot seems to have gone this way in recent seasons, though some cynics claim this is actually a subversion.
* LightningCanDoAnything: Captive, artificially-generated lightning is used to run various machines, from children's toys to supercomputers.
* LikeRealityUnlessNoted: The TropeNamer. Played straight to the most part, except for the [[RealityIsUnrealistic 'unrealistic']] bits...
* LinearWarriorsQuadraticWizards: The Nerd class has a really hard time going through the early levels, especially High School and the PVP, while "jocks" can mostly go around doing what they like unhindered, but eventually the jocks tend to [[WhosLaughingNow end up working for the nerds]].
** However, it's possible for the [[{{Munchkin}} Jock class to take levels in nerding]], and vice versa.
*** The Nerd class is not only often a self-imposed challenge, but all of its class specifics can be freely taken up by any other class without hindrance to physical and social abilities. GeniusBruiser, HotScientist, BadassBookworm, and HospitalHottie are freely available to those who are [[LuckBasedMission blessed with talent and the opportunity to take those classes.]]
* LiteraryAgentHypothesis: The TropeMaker.
* LoadsAndLoadsOfLoading: Played straight with gestation, but otherwise averted. All textures and cutscenes load instantaneously. Even the [[TheSims splines reticulate]] so fast you'd barely notice them at all.
** Played straight during the "School" and "Employment" arcs if your character has the "Heavy Sleeper" trait.
* [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Loads And Loads]] [[OverlyLongGag and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of Characters]]-- Just passed '''7 billion''' as of Oct. 31, 2011 CE. Not counting the other species. Not counting the chance of other life-possessing planets in the galaxy. Not counting the chance of other life-possessing ''galaxies...''
** Not counting the mind-numbing number of [[PosthumousCharacter Posthumous Characters]]
** On top of that, each character has a name, backstory, and full set of continually developing (from birth to death) character traits. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Every. Last. Character.]] Fortunately, you don't have to interact with, or even see, all of them.
*** Good thing, because it is believed the average person is only cognitively able to maintain about 150 stable, social relationships at a time. This is known as [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunbar%27s_number Dunbar's Number]].
* LongRunners: 12,000 years of human civilization measured from the start of the Neolithic, with many {{Missing Episode}}s along the way. 13.7 billion years back to the presently held beginning though, the Big Bang, which itself could be questionable. Several other series set in the RealLife-verse were also LongRunners, such as some fan-favorites, including the dinosaurs and mammoths, who were KilledOffForReal, but some scientists speculate that they could be resurrected through [[AppliedPhlebotinum inserting their genes into other animals]]. Whether this will work is questionable. Dinosaurs weren't ''exactly'' KilledOffForReal. They've been having smaller, feathery appearances since before the Mammalian Order became prominent. And mammoth's smaller, bald cousin shows up from time to time. Others, like the arachnids and sharks, have been around far, ''far'' longer, and show no signs of stopping.
** And of course, bacteria, some of the very first characters to appear, still make up more than half of the cast list.
* LostForever: Too many to count, and there generally isn't a warning. The good news is that it's still possible to progress even without a LostForever item, and even when you can't, there are entire trades devoted to crafting and selling replacement items.
** TheInternet has a specific error code (410 - "Gone") for a site that is considered to be this.
* LoveDodecahedron: But usually not PlayedForLaughs.
* LoveHurts, but also LoveRedeems, and [[strike:sometimes]] frequently LoveMakesYouCrazy. All of these may be experienced by the same character at various points, in some cases multiple times.
* LuckBasedMission: If you pick the Gambler or Entrepreneur class, there are a lot of these that affect how much money you have. But at least they tend to keep you alive, unlike the Soldier class during wartime. However, if you have money, it's well-known that you can more easily turn luck toward your favor. To be honest, though, the entire game is like this--everything from finding a job to attaining fame to [[BreadEggsMilkSquick surviving the Plague]].
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[[folder:M]]
* MacrossMissileMassacre: Favorite tactic of militaries across the world, heavily used in air and naval combat. Combined with [[NukeEm nukes]] to make a superweapon called the ICBM, and the Cluster Bomb to make the awesome MIRV warhead. It's becoming less popular as newer doctrines become popular. Especially in light of recent developments in the manner of war.
* MagicAIsMagicA: Those dang laws of science.
* MagicalComputer: Most notable aversion... even if [[FanDumb some seem not to realize this]].
* MagicalRealism: May or may not be explainable by the psychiatry profession.
** Or the paranormal investigator class.
* MagikarpPower: Thanks to a process called "Puberty", which begins the prestige class minigame, even the wimpiest young player can develop into a hardcore badass.
** See that kid mutilating classic rock songs on his new guitar? Remember his name.
** See that Troper over there? Remember his name too.
** You know that nerd you always pick on in class? Someday he will be your boss.
*** Unless, of course, the one picking on that nerd realizes grinding mental, physical, and social stats are all possible in this setting and prevent crippling overspecialization.
** A single group of players, thanks to the talent trees unlocked by thumbs with oppositional movement and large brains, could wipe dozens of servers out forever, maybe even eliminate every player in existence.
* MakeTheBearAngryAgain: Recent seasons, especially the high-point in the Southern Ossetia arc in the middle of season 2008.
** Further proof that BearsAreBadNews.
* MalignantPlotTumor: Quite a few. By no means a complete list:
** A [[RagTagBunchOfMisfits band of refugees, thieves, debtors, runaway slaves and whoever]] get it into their heads to build a small town around seven hills in Italy. Then an [[RoyalBrat Etruscan prince]] insulted [[BerserkButton one of their women]], with results that were [[LetsGetDangerous less than pleasant]] [[MuggingTheMonster for the Etruscans]]. As a result the most famous [[TheEmpire empire]] in history is formed, and most of the most powerful nations in the world call themselves a [[TheRepublic Res-pub-lic-a]]
** The execution of a [[JesusTaboo certain minor Jewish leader in first-century Judea]], eventually sparked off one of the great world religions.
** A WackyWaysideTribe of Arab nomads in-between Persia and Rome during the Ancient World arc go on to dominate half the known world (and invent another major religion) during the Medieval arc.
** Dividing up the Middle East seemed almost like an afterthought at the close of WorldWarOne, but it has led to no end of headaches in recent seasons.
** A handful of rebellious British North American colonies ended up establishing the Modern World arc's superpower.
** The Japan server for the most part was concerned only with its minigame until around 150 seasons ago, then featured prominently in the WorldWarTwo story arc and remains one of the more influential forces in the game today. Players on it insist it be kept to players who started out with it only, and constant PvP incidents have led to it causing friction with the other Asian servers.
** See even wider-reaching examples under LethalJokeCharacter and TheSingularity.
* TheManyDeathsOfYou: Averted, in that death is usually one-time and permanent. However, there are a ''lot'' of different ways to do it.
** Suffocation, bleeding out, decapitation, broken neck, cancer, drowning, heart attack, stroke, dismemberment, impalement, being hit by a car, Immolation (Burning to death), deadly predators, murder, suicide, AIDS/HIV, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, falling from ''too'' high a height, shock, crushed, being too hot, being too cold, lethal injection, and gassed. That is just the tip of the massive ice-berg that is death.
*** [[spoiler:Also includes death by ice-berg.]]
* MeaningfulFuneral: Every character sees at least one.
** TheFunInFuneral: Sometimes occur, considering how commonplace funerals are, ie. Creator/MontyPython's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsHk9WC7fnQ Graham Chapman]].
* MeatMoss: Biofilm. There's also a cave formation known as "Snottites", which are long strings of MeatMoss feeding on toxic cave water. They filter out all the nutrients and water, and leave a drop of pure sulphuric acid to drip down.
* MediumAwareness: Well... we do have this page.
* {{Megalodon}}: This ''[[BigEater whale-eater]]'' was here as recently as two million years ago.
* MegaNeko: Lots! Lions, tigers, cougars, jaguars, leopards ... but they rarely make good pets.
* {{Meganekko}}: Also well-represented. Glasses are popular enough that people wear them when they don't even [[RuleOfSexy need them.]]
* {{Metaplot}}: An enormous number of independent stories exist in the Real Life universe, but metaplots about world affairs happen sometimes (such as the two [[WorldWarI world]] [[WorldWarII wars]] and the ColdWar).
* {{Minigame}}: There's all sorts of these scattered around, but they require a fair chunk of in-game currency to play. Some of these even contain minigames within themselves! It's even possible for the player to take a path which allows them to design new mingames. You can learn about the tropes of these minigames [[VideogameTropes here]].
* MinMaxing: Largely averted, as the most successful people are usually those who have bothered to build up their Charisma alongside whatever technical knowledge needed, and a great many people who have focused on building knowledge at the expense of social networking haven't done as well.
** For the most common objectives, this is true. However, there are plenty of alternate objective and victory conditions allowing for many different min maxing options.
* MindScrew: [[spoiler: This very [[ParanoiaFuel article]] to anyone who [[PrimalFear takes this seriously that]] [[FridgeHorror reality is a]] TV show or an MMORPG. [[WordOfGod (Which we all know isn't true)]]]]
** Philosophy. Quantum physics. Relativity.
** Many things about economics make no sense either.
** Psychology, especially depth psychology (ie Freud and Jung).
** Religion is this in the eyes of several players, leading to some joining the atheism or agnosticism character class.
* MishmashMuseum: Under the terms of Henry Clay Frick's will, his New York mansion was made a museum (the [[http://www.frick.org/ Frick Collection]] on East 70th Street), but none of the paintings were moved or removed (nor were labels added); thus the works are arranged according to the robber baron's aesthetic sense.
** [[http://www.mjt.org/ The Museum of Jurassic Technology]] in Los Angeles, California.
** The Science Museum of Minnesota has an entire exhibit designed this way on purpose. It contains a traditional Hmong house, an Egyptian mummy, a phrenology machine, a giant dead polar bear, and many prehistoric tools, among other things.
** The Redpath museum in Montreal is home to several stuffed animals, fully articulated skeletons of ''Gorgosaurus'' and ''Dromaeosaurus'', an Egyptian mummy, a seashell collection, a mineral collection, some trilobite fossils, a samurai suit of armour, a fossil of an aquatic lizard, Chinese shoes made for bound feet, charts showing the dinosaur family tree and the phylogenetic tree of all life on Earth, an anaconda skeleton, a ''Triceratops'' skull, a banner made out of human teeth, skeletons of two whales, a sea lion and a turtle and a giant origami pterosaur, all in about two and a half floors of space. In other words, it looks ''exactly'', inside and out, like every natural history museum stereotype ever. It's awesome.[[note]]Oh, and it's appeared in ''Series/DinosaursDecoded''.[[/note]]
** The [[http://www.prm.ox.ac.uk/ Pitt Rivers Museum]] Oxford is a Victorian Anthropology museum with its exhibits grouped by function, so the cases of 'things used as currency' are next to the 'Things used as Armour', the Chinese pigeon whistles are near the Hawaiian feather cloaks, and the whole place is dominated by a totem pole. I'm pretty sure there is a secret '[[ArtifactOfDoom Artifacts Of Doom]]' collection somewhere in here.
** ''Ripley's Odditorium'' located on Hollywood Boulevard of Franchise/RipleysBelieveItOrNot fame.
** The Greybull Museum out in Wyoming fits this trope perfectly. it has taxidermied animals, historical artifacts, and fossils scattered all over the museums with no sense of organization whatsoever. A fossilized turtle shell is on the exact opposite side of the section with ''Coryphodon'' tusks and belimnite shells, both of which are opposite the corner with the sauropod femurs.
** Hungarian Count Istvan Szechenyi once commented that the National Museum features his father's portrait between a snake and a crocodile.
** [[http://www.soane.org/ Sir John Soane's Museum]] in London is another excellent example of the 1800s urge to collect all sorts of anything (medieval objects, large and small sculpture, books, stained glass, Egyptian scarabs, various gems et al.) and then just bequeath your whole house to the city of London to remain a museum in perpetuity. Sir John further distinguished himself by creating a catalogue of his holdings on three separate occasions (1830, 1832 & 1835). Thus, the building and its collection are amongst the best-documented in the world. And most importantly: the deal includes leaving all of the objects exactly where Soane placed them when he acquired them.
** Hearst Castle, which is designed and furnished according to the, ahem, "eclectic" tastes of American newspaper billionaire William Randolph Hearst. Tourists think it's pretty; architecture buffs think it's horrifying.
* MisplacedWildlife: Invasive species and zoos.
* MissingEpisode: The reason why the "Archaeologist," "Anthropologist," "Paleontologist," and other similar classes are available.
* MissingManFormation: Frequently used to honor fallen members of the Pilot class.
* MistakenForPregnant: Every woman of childbearing age is apparently pregnant when there's a sign of a full belly. One should never mind such possible explanations of bloating, gas, obesity/being overweight, eating a big meal, or any medical situation that does not involve pregnancy.
* MistreatmentInducedBetrayal: [[BadBoss Bad Bosses]] who cross the line often have this happen to them.
* MohsScaleOfSciFiHardness: [[UpToEleven Maxes out]] the hard side, and accurately represents laws of physics that have not yet been discovered.
* MoneyDearBoy: Some players would do anything just to get a lot of money.
* MoneyForNothing: Averted. There's just so much stuff to be bought with the in-game currency that you will ''never'' have too much money. Oh sure, the other players may say you do, especially indulging in ConspicuousConsumption, there's always charities to give that money to.
** Oh, you can get Money for Nothing. It's called "arbitrage" and only really works [[FridgeLogic if you already have]] [[UnstableEquilibrium a lot of money in the first place]].
* MoneySink: Some of which are required to ''survive''. Real estate is a popular one whose necessity for survival is somewhat debatable, as is haut couture fashion.
* MookMaker: The infamous Ant Queen. Sometimes she is a neutral party who only fights other insect-type enemies, but many players will treat her like an enemy if her children appear in their homes.
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate:
** Widely subverted, as those with the discipline to pursue these achievements tend to be upright players.
** Yet also played straight at times, usually resulting in Nightmare Fuel. Some became particularly prominent during the WorldWarTwo arc as members of the NaziGermany and ImperialJapan guilds.
* {{Mordor}}: Many places within any Warfare Story Arc end up becoming this.
* MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily: [[ThreateningShark Sharks]]
* MrImagination: ''Everyone'' is this to some degree, or 99% if you believe Rene Descartes.
* MuggingTheMonster: Happens to members of the criminal class who aren't careful in selecting their prey, especially if they mess with someone who possesses self-defense items, or invested in self-defense skills, or is of a prestigious class. Other players often find stories of said criminals' well-deserved misfortunes highly entertaining.
* MultipleEndings: Every character has a different way their story closes, except for the very, [[AnyoneCanDie very]] end.
* {{Munchkin}}: the "Scientist" and "Engineer" classes, whose class abilities consist of memorizing the complex equations and rules that govern Real Life so they can squeeze every last possible advantage out of them, including figuring out even more of the rules. Unlike other munchkins, though, their work carries with it the potential for respect and prestige.
** The "Theologian" and "Philosopher" classes also work along these lines and were the [[TropeCodifier Trope Codifiers]] for the first several thousand seasons. In fact, the Scientist and Engineer classes developed from these two older classes and there was significant overlap until roughly 250 seasons ago. Theologians and Philosophers are still very common today. For minigames and some PvP events, the "Attorney" class is very useful (and also related to the others, although somewhat more distantly).
** StephenHawking is a particular instance of this. After getting hit with a particularly bad Debuff that dropped all physical stats to near 0, he compensated by grinding his [=INT=] through the roof.
* MustHaveCaffeine: Coffee is second only to petroleum for gallons consumed per year.
* MyRuleFuIsStrongerThanYours: A necessary skill if you ever have to fight your corner before a court or tribunal.
* MythArc: Somewhat of a subversion, considering the plot has grown so convoluted that some are beginning to question if there even is one, though some religions would beg to differ.
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