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* As a joke, Jim Davis once submitted a strip where Garfield [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1980/ga800612.gif gets high on catnip and wakes up in Atlantic City with a Barbie doll]]. ''[[CensorDecoy And his editor accepted it]]''.
** "[[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1982/ga820206.gif In the catnip again, Garfield?]]"
* The phone rings, and Garfield answers it. It's Liz. Garfield turns the receiver toward Odie, who loudly pants into it. Garfield then hangs up and walks away, saying, "[[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga950806.gif The shot will be worth it just to see him try and explain that.]]"
* Jon [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1979/ga790622.gif getting shot down over the phone]]:
--> "You'll meet me when WHAT freezes over!?"
* [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1995&addr=950829 The time Jon made a sandwich out of his penis]] (''wore his '''sandwich''' and put his '''swim trunks''' in the picnic basket'').
* In [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1986/ga861209.gif this strip]], Jon attempts to invite Liz to a party he's having. Since this is roughly [[PrintLongRunners 20 years]] before they started dating, she naturally shoots him down with a comment that prompts the response "[[ADateWithRosiePalms Do you mean that literally or figuratively?]]"
--> '''Garfield:''' Literally has my vote.
* [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1997/ga970130.gif Garfield throwing a snowball at Jon]]: "Oops, [[GroinAttack a little low...]]"
* Who can forget [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=27.03.1995 the time Jon got flipped off by someone off panel?]] Odie's face is priceless there.
** Not to mention the name of the island in that strip is "Guano-Guano"...
** Or [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=31.03.1995 what happens to his "traditional" leaf outfit....]]
* Or Garfield's response to a reprimand (Garfield is off panel for the whole strip):
-->'''Jon:''' Garfield! get your paw out of the cookie jar!
-->[next panel: no dialogue, Jon looks shocked]
-->'''Jon:''' Who taught you that gesture?!
-->'''Garfield:''' You, in the car, when you drive.
* The ''[[WesternAnimation/GarfieldSpecials Babes and Bullets]]'' special had Garfield fantasizing about being FilmNoir PrivateDetective Sam Spayed. Most of it is spent flirting with very human women, and the ending involves a moment heavily implying he... [[UnusualEuphemism drinks milk]] with one of them. Actual milk is present, of course, but Garfield's reaction to the invitation is pure ParentalBonus at work.
* [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga951212.gif Odie can't decide which Christmas tree he likes...]]
* "[[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=21.09.2006 It's hard to be friends with someone who's seen you naked]]."
* At one point in ''[[{{Film/Garfield}} Garfield Gets Real]]'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UhclY-nMgA#t=34s Garfield and Odie hide behind a poster of themselves with a black-and-white comic as the background.]] The comic is a grayscale version of [[http://i.imgur.com/nO6aQ.gif this edited strip]]. Most of the time, it's too blurry to read the text, but [[http://i56.tinypic.com/szjser.png when Garfield and Odie react to Hale and Hardy's introduction, the text that isn't blocked is fully visible]]. That's right, '''they canonized Jon dropping the F-bomb.''' (The movie ''is'' unrated, but it's still pretty shocking that they let that slip by.)
* "Wanna pet my parrot?" (said to a woman). Even Jim Davis pointed out in a compilation how risqué that one is.
* And then there was a strip in which Garfield got a lot of amusement out of scratching Odie's rear, because that made Odie become so excited that he jumped up and down. Garfield just kept scratching until poor Odie was in a frenzy. A few readers have noted that the gag [[ADateWithRosiePalms looks suspiciously like a metaphor for something else]]....
* [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=28.11.2006 The absolute WORST question to ask]]...
* [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2011&addr=110904 This strip]] implies that the seagulls are biting something other than the hotdogs.
* [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2011&addr=111012 There's this one right here.]]
* [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=02.11.2011 "My litter box is about to be declared a hazardous waste dump."]]
* [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1980&addr=800228 "A highball out of bacon grease."]]
* [[http://garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2008&addr=080113 This]] combines the Radar with a PunnyName.
* [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=1999&addr=991228 "I just learned three new words."]]
** "[[MediumAwareness "Unsuitable for a comic strip,]] [[LampshadeHanging no doubt.]]"
* [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1990/ga900502.gif "Your lips said 'no' but your eyes said 'yes'."]]
* "Doug, a pig just bit me." "A pig? Where did he bite you, Earl?" [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2002/ga020205.gif "Right in the mudhole, Doug."]]
* "Ellen, it's been a long time since I've had a date..." [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2006/ga060423.gif "..and I'm about as desperate as a monkey in a banana famine."]]
* Garfield somehow got away with saying "Sex" in an [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1979/ga790127.gif early strip]].
* [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2006/ga060531.gif Perhaps one of the biggest examples]].
* [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=13.04.1981 Close enough, indeed]].
* [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=25.01.1984 You HAD to ask]], didn't you, Jon?
* I wonder just ''how'' Jon knows [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=13.11.2008 what goes on at barn dances]]...
* "[[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=24.06.2005 That's not what spoons are for, Ellen]]."
* "[[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2007/ga070807.gif You guys will sniff pretty much anything, won't you]]?"
* Never ask about [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2008/ga081008.gif the little black dress]].
* [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=03.06.1983 Who greased his wiener?]]
* "[[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=29.07.1978 Shake it, Annette]]."
* [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2010/ga100108.gif Here]] is proof that Garfield and Odie are voyeurs.
* Just look at [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1990/ga900408.gif the second-to-last panel]].
* Garfield's got [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=14.08.2000 the right idea]].
* [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=21.11.1982 "I don't even want to know where THIS goes..."]]
* [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1999/ga990711.gif "Ed's Dong Repair."]]
* When Jon first took him to see Liz, Garfield said that his uncle Bernie was an SRS patient. He went to the vet and "came back as my aunt Bernice".
** I assumed he was referring to castration, but that's another plausible explanation.
* Jon insults his brother perfectly when he sees Doc Boy is naked. Not shown, of course, but it still counts.
* Before Liz and Jon started dating, Jon once asked her what she would suggest for an animal that's madly in love. She quipped, "I usually prescribe neutering." Even worse, in the 20th anniversary book, the strip is followed by a picture of Garfield [[CrossesTheLineTwice eagerly holding up a pair of scissors.]]
* [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=18.11.1992 That time]] Jon put his pants on when they came straight out of the dryer, and found out the hard way that certain metal parts might still be hot and thus very uncomfortable for a man to wear.
* [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=26.11.1991 "Tuesday: Dear Diary, Today I got my lips stuck in the blender."]]
* [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1984/ga841021.gif Look at the middle panel.]] Garfield is choking a (rubber) chicken. Noisily. Even if you haven't heard of that euphemism, the way he's doing it is plenty suggestive. And Jon says he's going to "wring [his] rubber chicken's neck" in the next panel.
* In [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2004&addr=040611 In this strip]] Garfield says "I wonder if anyone will miss him" pointing to killing Nermal. Well he wouldn't kill Nermal. But it will be imaginable. You know decapitation.
* Garfield's nod to an old-fashioned insult, being a roundabout way of calling someone [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=20.08.1979 a bastard]].
* Some of the strips collected in "Garfield from the Trash Bin" weren't finished or released due to pushing the boundaries of good taste. Most notably, one involves a man with a squirrel living in his pants who "appears to be storing..."
* [[http://www.garfield.com/comics/vault.html?yr=2005&addr=050512 "Ever had a mizzenmast stuck up your-" "No, and let's talk about anything else right now"]].
* [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=05.09.1993 Jon's "punchline" is showing....]]
* Another beach one, with Jon wearing a flotation device [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=02.09.1995 with a very Freudian placement of the head]]....which the woman he asked to "go boogieboarding" leaves in a much lower, more flaccid state when she turns him down....
* [[http://www.listen-project.de/garfield/index.php?date=10.07.1997 Jon remembers his board but forgets his trunks.]]
* One New Years strip heavily implying Garfield and Jon were hungover.
-->'''Garfield''': Not so loud!
* [[http://garfield.com/comic/1990-03-30 "...that's it for tonight, folks..."]]
* Garfield's... [[http://garfield.com/comic/2011-02-27 had better days.]]
* Jon drinking... [[https://31.media.tumblr.com/9dfb8bb182cb98e268058d2cf8ae2ae4/tumblr_n523lijqsA1rph6a6o1_500.jpg uh...]]
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