[[caption-width-right:350:[[Series/TheThickOfIt At least it's better than him swearing...]]]]
For a series that was originally conceived at least partly {{Edutainment}} series for a family audience, ''Series/DoctorWho'', especially in the new series, has snuck a few past the TV code (for the most part, these are from the 2005-present revival series; the original 1963-89 series tended to attract more concern about violence than innuendo).


[[folder:The Hartnell Years]]
The Hartnell Years could give the new series a run for its money in the sex department:

* Vasor tries to rape Barbara in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E5TheKeysOfMarinus "The Keys of Marinus"]].
* A jailer in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS1E8TheReignOfTerror "The Reign of Terror"]] pretty much offers to let Barbara go in return for sex. Thankfully she doesn't oblige.
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS2E3TheRescue "The Rescue"]], Ian [[MaliciousMisnaming Maliciously Misnames]] Koquillion "Cocky-lickin".
* Barbara was nearly raped ''again'' in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS2E4TheRomans "The Romans"]], this time by Emperor Nero.
* Edith is strongly implied to be gang-raped off-screen by the three Norwegian scouts in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS2E9TheTimeMeddler "The Time Meddler"]], as [[WordOfGod Verity Lambert confirmed]] on the DVD commentary. She also explains why the Hartnell era had a higher concentration of sex references; though social taboos were stricter due to the recent introduction of TV, there was less in the way of strict rules on content. In general, there was a tacit understanding of what was appropriate for broadcast, but whether a specific sequence breached it or not was mostly a matter for the personal opinion of the producer.
* This little gem from [[Recap/DoctorWhoS3E3TheMythMakers "The Myth Makers"]]: "Upon my soul, you're making me as nervous as a Baccante at her first orgy." Creator/StevenMoffat at least tries to ''disguise'' his dirty jokes.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS3E7TheCelestialToymaker The Celestial Toymaker]]" has the King of Hearts reciting a very offensive version of Eeny Meeny Miny Moe. That slipped past the censors in the UK. (Perhaps less offensive at the time, though.)
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS4E1TheSmugglers "The Smugglers"]]:
-->'''Captain Avery:''' What makes you think I'm the kind of man who likes the company of gentlemen, sir?\\
'''The Doctor''': Why, your dress, your tastes...
* The Italian soldier in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS4E2TheTenthPlanet The Tenth Planet]]" has PageThreeStunna posters on his wall and pornographic mags around his bunk.

[[folder: The Troughton Years]]
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS5E1TheTombOfTheCybermen "The Tomb of the Cybermen"]] features a scene in which the Doctor and Jamie attempt to comfort Victoria by holding her hands as they walk into the titular tombs, but as Victoria does not walk forward with them, they accidentally grab each other's hands instead. Such blatant HoYay is not something you'd expect from a family TV serial made in 1967.
* The Second Doctor serial [[Recap/DoctorWhoS5E7TheWheelInSpace "The Wheel in Space"]] gives us the classic Creator/PatrickTroughton line fluff: "We're all going to be killed shortly unless you switch over to ''[[FreudianSlip sexual air supply]]''."
* "The Dominators" has a part where Jamie climbs a ladder to open a grate - if you [[FunnyBackgroundEvent pay attention to Cully standing at the bottom]], he looks up at the grate, suddenly realises he can see up Jamie's kilt, and has a sudden surprised and appreciative reaction.

[[folder: The Pertwee Years]]
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS9E2TheCurseOfPeladon The Curse of Peladon]]", the Doctor tames the beast, Aggedor. Right at the end of the story, we get a brief scene where Aggedor attempts to hump the Doctor's leg.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS9E5TheTimeMonster "The Time Monster"]]:
** Has the Master on Earth making a teleporter that pushes matter through time and space called "Transmission of Matter Through Insterstitial Time". They even use the abbreviation TOMTIT. (This is a kind of cute little Australian bird.) An investor gets mad at the expense and that the machine doesn't seem to work properly. "Even the name is arrogant! TOM'''TIT'''", with an emphasis on the last three letters. And ''still'' nobody in the censor board noticed. (It's also Cockney rhyming slang for, well, exactly what you think.)
** Ruth Ingram announces to Stuart Hyde that she [[StrawFeminist hates all men]]. Stu says, "I'm on your side". Ruth nods and agrees he doesn't count. Stu asks her why. There is a short pause, and then he announces, "Let's do it". Of course, he's referring to starting the experiment without the Master's input, but Ruth's reaction makes it pretty clear what she thinks he's just asked.
** The Master's subplot with Galleia consists on paper of them discussing the plot, but both actors are saying the words with emphasis to make it very clearly about sex. Galleia is impressed with the Master being the kind of man who'll 'take what he wants', and the Master agrees - "but with your consent, of course". Even when the Master discusses the death of the king, he does so in terms of how the end 'comes for all men' while toying with Galleia's hands.
* Yates working his way into Global Chemicals by seducing the tea boy (!!!) in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS10E5TheGreenDeath The Green Death]]".
* A soldier can be seen reading a porno magazine in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E2InvasionOfTheDinosaurs "Invasion of the Dinosaurs"]].
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS11E5PlanetOfTheSpiders Planet of the Spiders]]", the Doctor uses what is basically a mind-reading device to learn that the Brigadier received a wristwatch in a hotel room from a young lady called Doris. The Brigadier interrupts the Doctor before he can say anything else.
** The fact that Doris [[Recap/DoctorWhoS26E1Battlefield later appears as the Brigadier's wife]] basically confirms the implications.

[[folder: The Tom Baker Years]]
* Generally, throughout the era, Creator/TomBaker liked to handle any control panel he could get his hands on as sexually as he could get away with - note his TARDIS console handling, and his enthusiastic masturbation of the Zygon ship console in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E1TerrorOfTheZygons Terror of the Zygons]]". The revival series has referenced and incorporated all of this bashing about - see Sarah Jane commenting about how the Doctor always used to 'stroke' the TARDIS in "School Reunion" (and the canonisation of Doctor/TARDIS CargoShip in "The Doctor's Wife"), and the Twelfth Doctor explaining that Zygon consoles work by "titillating" them during "The Zygon Invasion".
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E1Robot Robot]]":
** "Robot" has an OedipusComplex theme, backed up by PhallicWeapon and CompensatingForSomething visuals. For instance, after killing his "father," the robot collapses outside of the rather yonic base door with the disintegrator (a large gun with a pink tip) lying on its groin, and the Brigadier touches it. Later, after the Doctor explains to Harry about Freudian psychology and "compensation," we see the Brigadier about to fire the disintegrator from the hip in an extended and very phallic shot.
** The Brigadier tells Sarah Jane that he's 'old-fashioned'. Sarah responds, "[[DoubleEntendre oh, nonsense, Brigadier, you're a swinger!]]", although, in those days, that still referred to those who enjoyed pop music.
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS12E5RevengeOfTheCybermen Revenge of the Cybermen]]", the Doctor and Sarah are stuck on a rocket that's about to crash. "We're heading for the biggest bang in history," the Doctor says, before turning to look pointedly at her with a mock expression of shock as if noticing his own double-entendre. The line had apparently been written in seriousness, but caused repeated {{Corpsing}} attacks on set and became a little meme amongst the crew enough that "Terror of the Zygons" repeated the joke - after the Doctor blows up the Zygon ship, he solemnly intones "was that bang big enough for you, Brigadier?" before smirking at his line.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS13E3PyramidsOfMars Pyramids of Mars]]" has Sutekh comment that he has endured an eternity of "darkness and impotence". This is innocent enough, until you remember that one of Sutekh's tortures at the hands of Horus in the original myth was to have his testicles ripped off.
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E2TheHandOfFear The Hand of Fear]]", the Doctor is teasing Eldrad with the ring he wants. Notice how he does this by playing with it with his middle finger. When the camera cuts to the reverse angle behind Eldrad, he's clearly subtly flipping Eldrad off.
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E5TheRobotsOfDeath The Robots of Death]]", Uvanov gets to look straight at the camera and say "damn!" in a scene that's specifically lingered on. It's so out of place that it might even have been a CensorDecoy to distract from all the graphic descriptions of strangling that happen elsewhere in the scene.
** Later, the Doctor and Leela are chained to a wall by cuffs around their neck and waist. Leela remarks sarcastically that it was good of them to leave their arms free, and the Doctor agrees, because he has a scratch. But watch him 'scratching' - what he actually does is slowly massage his right nipple, while closing his eyes and opening his mouth in bliss. And he continues to do this for half the scene until Leela stops him.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E6TheTalonsOfWengChiang The Talons of Weng-Chiang]]" has a bit of fun with Victorian HaveAGayOldTime when Litefoot finds and plays with a phallic object in Greel's carpet bag and Jago exclaims, "What a queer collection of objects!"
* When Creator/TomBaker appeared in-character on ''Swap Shop'' (in a special feature available on the "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS14E2TheHandOfFear The Hand of Fear]]" DVD), he managed to sneak one in while being interviewed by a caller who kept stammering:
-->'''Child''': How big... how long... how big is your...!\\
'''Tom Baker''': ''[glances up towards the camera with a shocked and offended expression]''\\
'''Child''': ...Police Box on the inside...
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E1HorrorOfFangRock Horror of Fang Rock]]" has a scene where the Doctor looks under Reuben's bed and finds his collection of [[PageThreeStunna smutty Victorian postcards]].
* From [[Recap/DoctorWhoS15E5Underworld "Underworld"]]:
-->'''The Doctor:''' What is blown can be sucked.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS16E3TheStonesOfBlood The Stones of Blood]]" has one half of the female guest character double act make a suggestive remark to Romana about how much fun she can have with a bicycle seat.
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS17E3TheCreatureFromThePit The Creature from the Pit]]":
** The monster in this one has a terribly UnfortunateCharacterDesign that has to be seen to be believed, and resembles a giant, warty green cock-and-balls. The costume department claims it was unintentional, but the scripted innuendo and its MeaningfulName - "Erato" - a few letters away from "erotic" and [[MeaningfulName the name of the Muse of pornography]] - is enough to make a case that it wasn't. They didn't quite get away with it - the creature had to have its appendage altered between episodes. Tom Baker, for his part, has a [[HamAndCheese lovely time]] rubbing his mouth and licking his lips a lot while talking to it. There is one particular scene where he greets it by moaning, "you have beautiful skin..." before moving in to caress its 'body', sighing his dialogue and rubbing his cheek against it. Then he takes its appendage in his hands, rubs his hands up and down it, ''puts the end of it in his mouth'', and mimes blowing and sucking. Later the Doctor actually allows Erato to use his throat (the creature needs to use other people's larynxes to talk), which Tom Baker decides to play as if he's allowing Erato to do something quite intimate, cuddling up to Erato's side and gesturing towards his throat with his hands.
** The Doctor gets put in the stocks by a villain who takes the opportunity to stroke and admire the Doctor's nose while he's powerless to resist.
** Romana makes at least one BDSM joke about her relationship with the Doctor.
** Forget her relationship with the Doctor; Romana spends half the serial being tied up, interrogated, slapped across the face and claimed as a 'handmaiden' by a woman in red-and-black leather who calls her "my dear" and seems to enjoy manhandling her whenever possible.
* Camilla in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS18E4StateOfDecay State of Decay]]" is a pretty obvious LesbianVampire and molests Romana.
** She also describes Adric (who's around fourteen to sixteen years old) as a "handsome child" in a tone reminiscent of an older woman out to "make a man" of an innocent young boy.

[[folder: The Davison Years]]
* During the filming of "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS19E1Castrovalva Castrovalva]]", Creator/MatthewWaterhouse, who plays Adric, had a ferocious hangover. Eventually, he ended up running over to a tree and vomiting during the scene where Tegan and the Doctor argue about who landed the TARDIS. The actors kept going so they could use the take. In the serial, if one listens carefully, Waterhouse can just barely be heard [[NauseaFuel tossing his cookies off-screen.]]
* This exchange from "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS20E6TheKingsDemons The King's Demons]]":
--> '''Tegan''': "Look at the size of that bed!"
-->'''The Doctor''': "One way of keeping warm"...
* The infamous moment in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS21E6TheCavesOfAndrozani The Caves of Androzani]]" when viewers get a ''very'' strong view of Peri's cleavage right before the Fifth Doctor regenerates, which Peter Davison even recalls was distracting during the day they filmed his final scene.

[[folder: The Colin Baker Years]]
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS22E4TheTwoDoctors The Two Doctors]]", Peri mouths "you asshole!" at the Doctor after he condescends to her once too often, although nothing can be heard.
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS22E6RevelationOfTheDaleks Revelation of the Daleks]]", there's a dialogue between the Doctor and Peri after he helps her climb over a wall which seems to imply that she accidentally [[GroinAttack kicked him in the genitals]] and did some permanent damage. It's revealed at the end that he's complaining about a broken pocket watch.
* The "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS23E3TerrorOfTheVervoids Vervoids]]". ''[[http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/tardis/images/7/7f/Oh_for_some_weedkiller.jpg Seriously?]]''

[[folder: The [=McCoy=] Years]]
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS24E4Dragonfire Dragonfire]]" its strongly implied that Ace, a teenager, lost her virginity to Sabalom Glitz. In the original script this was explicitly the case, but it was ultimately downplayed for fears of going too far.
** In the same story arc, Glitz tells Mel to "Extract your digit."
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS26E3TheCurseOfFenric The Curse of Fenric]]" has the line, "I know what girls who go to Maidens Point have in mind. You will never go near the place, neither of you." Not too hard to guess what it's referring to.
** Plus this conversation:
-->'''Ace:''' I didn't know you were married.\\
'''Kathleen:''' I've got a baby.\\
'''Ace:''' Yeah, I just thought that-\\
'''Kathleen:''' Well you can stop thinking it, all right?\\

[[folder: The Eccleston Year]]
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E1Rose Rose]]", the Doctor's first encounter with Jackie has her flirting rather suggestively
--> '''Jackie:''' I'm in my dressing gown.\\
'''Doctor:''' Yes, you are.\\
'''Jackie:''' There's a strange man in my bedroom.\\
'''Doctor:''' Yes, there is.\\
'''Jackie:''' Anything could happen\\
'''Doctor:''' No.
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E2TheEndOfTheWorld The End of the World]]", Rose refers to Cassandra as a "bitchy trampoline."
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E4AliensOfLondon Aliens of London]]", one of the Slitheen mentions that he's going to miss his human disguise. "He had a wife, a mistress and a young farmer. God, I was busy."
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E6Dalek "Dalek"]]: Viewers were apparently so upset over a reference (in a sexual context) to "spooning" (lodging a number of complaints) they appeared to miss the fact one of the characters in this episode utters the strong (even for 2005) swear word "goddamn," which as of 2013 remains the second-strongest word uttered in the main ''Doctor Who'' series (the strongest being "bitchy" as heard in "The End of the World"; for stronger language, you need to watch ''Series/{{Torchwood}}''). That may be dependent on your location -- in the UK and in Australia, neither "damn" nor "goddamn" are really considered swearwords.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances "The Doctor Dances"]]: the Doctor discusses "[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow dancing]]" with Rose, a little miffed that [[CelibateHero she assumed he'd never "danced" before.]] He ''has'', [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything it's just been a while]]. Later, when the Doctor and Rose are dancing [[note]]the literal kind of dancing[[/note]] in front of [[ExtremeOmnisexual Jack]], Rose assumes that Jack wants to cut in and dance with her. As it turns out, he'd rather "dance" [[HoYay with the Doctor]].
* In "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E11BoomTown Boom Town]]", Mickey notes a woman staring at him, the Doctor, Rose and Jack when they exit the TARDIS.
-->'''Jack:''' Probably wondering what four people were doing inside a small wooden box.\\
'''Mickey:''' What are you captain of? The Innuendo Squad?

[[folder: The Tennant Years]]
* In [[Recap/DoctorWho2005CSTheChristmasInvasion "The Christmas Invasion"]], Rose remarks that the Doctor has two hearts.
-->'''Jackie''': Anything else he's got two of?
** For an added bonus, Jackie is clearly looking at the Doctor's crotch while she says that line.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E1NewEarth "New Earth"]]:
-->'''Cassandra:''' She's back! Oh, that little blonde bi--\\
''[cut to the Doctor and Rose talking]''\\
'''Rose:''' Bit rich, coming from you.\\
'''Cassandra:''' That portion of skin came from the front of my body. This... came from the back.\\
'''Rose:''' Right, so you're literally talking out of your ar--\\
'''Cassandra:''' Ask not.\\
'''Cassandra:''' ''[in the Doctor's body]'' I'm a man! So many parts... and hardly used. ''[significant look at Rose]''
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E2ToothAndClaw "Tooth And Claw"]]:
-->'''Sir Robert:''' Did you think there was nothing strange about my household staff?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Well, they were bald, athletic, your wife's away I just thought you were happy.
** The Norwegian Netflix sub drives it home with directly calling it "sex life".
* During [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E8TheImpossiblePlanet "The Impossible Planet"]]/[[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E9TheSatanPit "The Satan Pit"]], several characters are crawling through a duct.
-->'''Rose:''' ''[right behind Danny]'' Not your best angle, Danny.\\
'''Danny:''' Oi, stop it.\\
'''Toby:''' ''[behind Rose]'' Mine could be worse.\\
'''Rose:''' Oi!
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS28E10LoveAndMonsters "Love & Monsters"]], Ursula gets [[spoiler:reduced to a face in a pavingstone]]. Elton remarks that they "still have a bit of a love life."
* Then there's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmbC2nOp-a0 this]] from the 2007 episode [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E6TheLazarusExperiment "The Lazarus Experiment"]].
* In the mini-special [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CiNSTimeCrash "Time Crash"]], The Tenth Doctor mentions to the Fifth Doctor (their [=TARDISes=] intersected when Ten was redecorating) that the Master is running about again. Five asks whether or not the Master "still [has] that rubbish beard." Ten responds that no, but he does have [[TheBeard a wife.]]
* The 1920s porn that Colonel Curbishley secretly looks at in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E7TheUnicornAndTheWasp The Unicorn and the Wasp]]."
* River's dialogue in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E8SilenceInTheLibrary Silence in the Library]]"/"[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E9ForestOfTheDead Forest of the Dead]]" is often pretty suggestive, but this instance stands out.
-->'''The Doctor:''' Why am I handcuffed...? Why do you even ''have'' handcuffs?!\\
'''River:''' ''(smirks)'' [[KinkyCuffs Spoilers]].
* And who could forget Captain Jack's not-so-subtle response to being in a room with THREE alternate versions of the Tenth Doctor (The regular Doctor, The half-human Meta-Crisis Doctor and the [=DoctorDonna=]) in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E13JourneysEnd "Journey's End"]]: "I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now..." [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Many fangirls were thinking the same thing...]]
* "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime The End of Time]]" has a DirtyOldWoman who implies that she had a quickie in a police box.
** From the same episode, the Doctor recalls accidentally marrying Queen Elizabeth I, declaring that her nickname is no longer. Her famous nickname was, of course, the Virgin Queen.

[[folder: The Smith Years]]
The Smith era (particularly with the Ponds around) is essentially a long series of dirty jokes with some time travel thrown in as a side dish.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E1TheEleventhHour "The Eleventh Hour"]] has the Doctor run into a man he met earlier to use his laptop. When he snatches the computer away and looks at it he says "Blimey! Get a girlfriend!"--and later on: "Delete your internet history." Bravo Moff.
** Later on, as the doctor changes his clothes in front of Amy and Rory, he says "Look away if it embarrasses you." Rory turns round, but Amy doesn't.
--> '''Rory:''' Aren't you going to turn around?\\
-->'''Amy:''' Nope.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E4TheTimeOfAngels "The Time of Angels"]] gives us this from Amy: "Oooh, Doctor, you ''[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow sonicked]]'' her..." To make this even more remarkable, [[spoiler:that's ''her daughter'' she's talking about. Although she and the audience don't know that yet.]]
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E5FleshAndStone "Flesh and Stone"]]: "Handcuffs! Why do you always have handcuffs?" Followed by "You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way?"
* There is a hilarious example in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E6TheVampiresOfVenice "The Vampires of Venice"]], in which Rory pulls out a tiny light with which to ward off the vampires. In response, the Doctor immediately pulls out a massive ultraviolet bar.
-->'''Rory:''' Yours is bigger than mine.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Let's not go there.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E7AmysChoice "Amy's Choice"]] has this fun little exchange:
-->'''The Doctor:''' I don't know, but I can't feel my feet... And other parts.\\
'''Rory:''' I think all my parts are basically fine.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Stop competing.
** Also in that episode, the Dream Lord says to Amy "The Doctor left you alone with me. ''Anything'' can happen." And as he says those last two lines he transforms into wearing basically a bathrobe and has a very creepy expression on his face.
* And in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E10VincentAndTheDoctor "Vincent and the Doctor"]] the monster seems to ''rather enjoy'' one of the sonic settings. The monster even returns the favor by repeatedly bumping a door that Eleven is leaning against. Eleven has a visible reaction.
* According to WordOfGod, the title of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E13TheBigBang "The Big Bang"]] is less about the creation of the universe and more about [[StealthPun the consummation of Rory and Amy's marriage]].
* In [[Recap/DoctorWho2010CSAChristmasCarol "A Christmas Carol"]], Amy and Rory are wearing their policewoman and Roman costume throughout the whole episode (having just had their honeymoon interrupted), and always change the subject when someone brings their clothes up.
-->'''Rory:''' You know, history lesson, a bit of fun every now and then, a bit of nostalgia!
* [[Recap/DoctorWho2011RNDSSpaceAndTime The 2011 Comic Relief special:]]
** Some not-so-subtle exchanges:
--->'''Amy:''' He's just jealous because I passed my test first time.\\
'''Rory:''' You cheated, you wore a skirt.... Did you ever see Amy drive, Doctor?\\
'''The Doctor:''' No.\\
'''Rory:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy Neither did her driving instructor]].
** Rory then, while working under the glass floor of the TARDIS, manages to mess up the systems pretty badly from not concentrating. Amy explains why it was her fault:
--->'''Amy:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy Because it was my husband, my skirt, and your glass floor]].\\
'''The Doctor:''' ''[sickened]'' Oh, ''Rory!''
** Note that when we cut to Rory apologising for this, he is still ''very obviously'' staring up Amy's skirt.
** And later on, when a second Amy appears:
--->'''Amy #1:''' [[DoIReallySoundLikeThat Do I really look like that?]]\\
'''Amy #2:''' Yeah. Yeah, you do.\\
'''Amy #1:''' [[ScrewYourself Mmm... I'd give you a driving licence.]]\\
'''Amy #2:''' I'll bet you would.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends. Pond, flirting with herself. True love at last. ''[remembering that Amy's husband is also present]'' Oh, sorry, Rory.\\
'''Rory:''' ''[nearly catatonic]'' [[GirlOnGirlIsHot Absolutely no problem]] [[TwinThreesomeFantasy at all...]]
** And there's this scene:
--->'''Rory:''' Heh... no. Why do I get slapped?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Because we have to stick to the established chain of events. One mistake and the whole timeline could ''collapse''. We'd end up with two Amy Ponds forever, and ''then'' what would you do?\\
''[Rory [[TwinThreesomeFantasy looks at Amy with raised eyebrows]]]''\\
'''Amy:''' ''[{{gasp}}; slap]''
* The Series 6 trailer has [[{{Fanservice}} a naked River]], though anything cleavage-based isn't seen. The scene was cut from the final episode.
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E1TheImpossibleAstronaut "The Impossible Astronaut"]]:
-->'''The Doctor:''' Shout if you get in trouble.\\
'''River:''' Don't worry, I'm [[TheImmodestOrgasm quite the screamer]]. Now ''there's'' a spoiler for you...
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E3TheCurseOfTheBlackSpot "The Curse of the Black Spot"]], the Doctor thinks the pirates are compensating for something with their guns.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E4TheDoctorsWife "The Doctor's Wife"]]:
** One in the Norwegian subs: when the Doctor calls the TARDIS "Old Girl", the subs say "tøs", which is a word for "slut"...
** The original dialog has one too: when the Doctor is introducing the TARDIS in human form to Amy and Rory, Amy fires back with this zinger.
--->'''Amy:''' Did you wish ''really'' hard?
* The not-so-subtle exchange between Madame Vastra and Jenny in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E7AGoodManGoesToWar "A Good Man Goes to War"]]:
-->'''Vastra:''' Was I being insensitive again, dear?\\
'''Jenny:''' ''[gives her a look]''\\
'''Vastra:''' I don't know why you put up with me. ''[shoots out long, prehensile tongue]''
* River has a subtle ShowingOffTheNewBody moment in [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler "Let's Kill Hitler"]] when she walks offscreen for a few seconds to (it's heavily implied) check out her new body's butt in a mirror. We only hear her shrieking in delight, and later promising that she's "going to wear ''lots'' of [[PaintedOnPants jodhpurs]]!" Because it happens offscreen, it's not blatant enough to count as outright {{Fanservice}}. Also, the joke is only obvious if you know what jodhpurs are. Even moreso, when you consider that she's wearing a loose-fitting dress in that scene--meaning that she'd have to have [[PantyShot deliberately lifted up her dress]] to get a good look at her bottom. Which would be ''way'' too saucy to show on-screen on an episode of ''Doctor Who''.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E13TheWeddingOfRiverSong "The Wedding of River Song"]]: "River Song came twice."
* The [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E15NightAndTheDoctor "Night and the Doctor"]] minisodes have some... ''interesting'' lines.
** Examples from "First Night":
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[regarding his and River's destination]'' You could read a book by [the stars].\\
'''River:''' ''[suggestively]'' Is it okay if I don't?\\
'''The Doctor:''' We've got ten minutes, so get dressed.\\
'''River:''' Oh, that's ''so'' close to the perfect sentence.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Hmm.
** A bit later...
--->'''The Doctor:''' ''[referring to the diary]'' From now on, there are rules.\\
'''River:''' Ooh, Doctor, you've got all strict -- not that I mind.
** From "Last Night":
--->''[The Doctor is trying to resuscitate a Future!River, who's playing dead]''\\
'''The Doctor:''' River... ''you are holding your breath''.\\
'''River:''' You're a fine one to talk about holding. How many hands do you ''have''?
** Also:
--->'''The Doctor:''' River, you can't do things like that!\\
'''River:''' Or what? ''[...]'' What else are you gonna do, ''spank'' me?
** And then:
--->''[yet another River enters the TARDIS, followed by her Doctor]''\\
'''Future!River:''' ''[sees Present!Doctor]'' Two of you! [[TwinThreesomeFantasy The mind]] ''[[TwinThreesomeFantasy races]]'', does it not?\\
''[Future!River and Future!Doctor leave, just as Present!River returns]''\\
'''Present!River:''' ''[seeing Future!Doctor]'' Two of you! [[TwinThreesomeFantasy The mind]] ''[[TwinThreesomeFantasy races]]'', does it not?
** With none of this taking into account a certain dress.
* In the 2011 Christmas Special [[Recap/DoctorWho2011CSTheDoctorTheWidowAndTheWardrobe "The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe"]], there is a scene where, in order to save a planet full of sentient alien trees, the title widow, Madge, takes the collective "souls" of the trees inside herself. During this process, she seems to be having an orgasm.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E1AsylumOfTheDaleks "Asylum of the Daleks"]] has, at the end of the episode, [[spoiler:Amy and Rory--their relationship repaired--standing outside their house. Amy gives Rory a steamy look and walks inside. He smiles for a second, fist pumps [[labelnote:*]]([[FunnyMoments '''Amy:''' "I can see you!"]])[[/labelnote]], and follows her.]]
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E17PondLife "Pond Life"]] part two has one combined with a {{noodle incident}}--the Doctor bursts into Amy and Rory's bedroom, only to immediately cover his eyes and yell at them to "stop what [they're] doing!" They were only sleeping, but considering they also have a rule about the Doctor bursting into the bedroom...
** Amy is probably wearing either a bra or lingerie under the sheets, as she's clearly [[ModestyBedsheet hiding her breasts]] while Rory allows his plain, blue T-shirt to be seen.
** Also, at the end, Rory says, "I really hate it when he does that," suggesting that the Doctor has [[PrimalScene walked in on them]] more than once.
** There's also that little incident with Mata Hari [[DressHitsFloor shedding her dress]] in front of Eleven. The Doctor's waffle on a stick [[SomethingElseAlsoRises gets a wee bit happy...]]
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E2DinosaursOnASpaceship "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"]] has a few moments:
** Brian Williams has balls in his pants. Golf balls.
** This one is even lampshaded by Amy, who calls him a "walking innuendo":
--->'''[[GreatWhiteHunter John Riddell]]:''' ''[to Nefertiti]'' You need a man of action and excitement--one with a very large weapon! ''[brandishes BFG stun gun right by his crotch]''
** It's heavily implied that Solomon intends to rape Nefertiti.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E5TheAngelsTakeManhattan "The Angels Take Manhattan"]]:
** Melody Malone and her "cleavage that could fell an ox at twenty feet." The Doctor's clearly enjoying himself reading too, given the "Yowza!" It's really not so bad considering [[spoiler: it's River Song and therefore his wife.]] On the other hand, he's reading it [[spoiler:in front of her mother, and ''River herself wrote it''.]]
** According to the behind-the-scenes publication ''The Doctor Who Companion: The Eleventh Doctor Vol. 6'', the original script would have had the Doctor utter the phrase "Traffic was a bitch." Evidently either Creator/StevenMoffat or the powers that be thought better of this and changed the dialogue.
* Later, in [[Recap/DoctorWho2012CSTheSnowmen "The Snowmen"]], Vastra is shown in close-up outright leering at Clara. Surprisingly, Jenny doesn't comment.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E6TheBellsOfSaintJohn "The Bells of Saint John"]]:
** The Doctor orders Clara to get into the police box, ''now'' (for their safety). A {{Motor Mouth}}ed conversation where Clara obviously thinks the Doctor is propositioning her ensues.
** The Doctor enjoys his Jammy Dodger a little ''too'' much.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E11TheCrimsonHorror "The Crimson Horror"]]:
** Even still later, Jenny can similarly be seen sizing up Clara in the background of one scene.
** The Doctor's, er, screwdriver was a bit ''[[SomethingElseAlsoRises happy]]'' when Jenny's [[DressHitsFloor dress hits the floor]] to reveal her sexy CatSuit.
* From "Clara and the TARDIS", [[ScrewYourself two of the Claras give each other a flirtatious look]] when mentioning ThereIsOnlyOneBed.

[[folder: The Capaldi Years]]
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E1DeepBreath "Deep Breath"]], Strax checks Clara's subconscious and finds "Muscular young men doing sport," then adds the clarification that it "''could'' be called 'sport'". Someone's a YaoiFangirl. (Or a YuriFan, if he's again mixing up the genders.)
** Another in that episode: Clara kicks the sonic screwdriver up into the Doctor's lap and he makes a face.
---> '''Clara:''' Sorry, did I... hit something?\\
'''The Doctor:''' Oh, the symbolism.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E3RobotOfSherwood "Robot of Sherwood"]] has the Doctor doubting if Myth/RobinHood is real or a sham. Looking for biological proof, he gives each of Robin Hood's Merry Men an intrusive examination, and saves the most intrusive one of all for Robin Hood himself. The Doctor approaches Robin Hood with a goblet--at crotch level... suggesting he was going for a urine sample.
** Not to mention Mark Gatiss wrote the episode, and his trademark use of campy innuendo shows. The scenes where Robin Hood and the Doctor argue are rife with attempts by each to one up the size of each other's [[UnusualEuphemism manly pride]], among other things.
** Plus the freeze-frame bonus as the Doctor is putting his gauntlet on, as seen in the page image. His facial expression and finger positioning are most eloquent.
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E9Flatline "Flatline"]], Danny calls Clara just as she happened to be trying to swing a hanging chair with Rigsy to escape certain death. However instead of telling Danny that, he hears the voice of Rigsy and only knows that she is helping "a guy on community support find his auntie" whilst making some rather...suggestive grunting noises.
** Made funnier by the fact that Danny goes "Sounds um...kind of active" whilst Clara continues to grunt over the phone.
* [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E1TheMagiciansApprentice "The Magician's Apprentice"]] has Missy refer to the Doctor's TARDIS as "the dog's unmentionables" before tickling one of the bumps on a nearby Dalek.
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E4BeforeTheFlood "Before the Flood"]], Prentis asks the Doctor if he would like to "oppress" him and mentions that he has "A number of instruments useful in my oppression." Twelve's face says it all.
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E5TheGirlWhoDied "The Girl Who Died"]], The Doctor makes a "Hammer and Tongs" quip when he learns that the village blacksmith is also a father.
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS35E6TheWomanWhoLived "The Woman Who Lived"]], the highwayman Sam Swift tells a series of raunchy, innuendo-laden jokes to delay his execution.
-->'''Sam Swift:''' You know what they say, big nose....
-->'''The Doctor:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Big handkerchief!]]
* [[Recap/DoctorWho2015CSTheHusbandsOfRiverSong "The Husbands of River Song"]]: When the Doctor teleports River back to the TARDIS against her will (in a patronising attempt to keep her safe) River says "You -!" before being cut off by the teleportation. If you watch her lips, she is clearly saying "You bastard!"
* In [[Recap/DoctorWho2016CSTheReturnOfDoctorMysterio "The Return of Doctor Mysterio"]]:
-->'''Lucy:''' Mr Brock, what do you want here?
-->'''Brock:''' The same thing you do, Miss Fletcher. His body.
** Brock, who is actually an alien brain in a human body, just wants to occupy Grant Gordon's super-powered body. Lucy is a different story...
* In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E12TheDoctorFalls "The Doctor Falls"]], Missy and the Master [[ScrewYourself flirt more than once]]... surprisingly absolutely no-one. However, what might take a second viewing to catch is how, during the exchange below, The Master and Missy both ''look at his crotch''...
-->'''Master:''' By the way, is it wrong that I...''([[RagingStiffie nods down]])''\\
'''Missy:''' ''(looks down)'' [[EveryoneHasStandards Yes. Very.]]